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Turfa are you ready to catch that movie??
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Crap. So at first I didn't think I was interested in this thread. But it stuck around for a while and just exploaded. So it sparked my interest. NOW I've missed the train, I have to read 9 pages of comments to catch up.
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Well Special Agent Señiorita and I must say you are looking very special tonight. If you just step this way I will try to explain....Hello, I'm Special Agent Mafioso, I'm leading the investigation regarding this evening's assault, theft, and murder. I'll need to question any witnesses and/or victims individually.
Can you remember anything that may be of importance to our investigation? Any faces or names? How about what room the assailant was in? What weapon they used?
Leads you to a chaise lounge picking up a bottle of champagne and 2 glasses...
It's always easier to talk when one is relaxed, don't you agree? Champagne???
Pours glass and holds it out....
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Lady Skillz wrote:
Yes ma'am! I believe the movie of choice is a romantic tragedy, named Titanic. Might I interest you in a champagne, m'lady?Turfa are you ready to catch that movie??
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It was colonel mustard in the study with the candle stick! 😱
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shadowking wrote:
One must always have a patsy to take the blame...It was colonel mustard in the study with the candle stick! 😱
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Hyena wrote:
Well... I'm not supposed to while on duty.... But I guess a little wouldn't hurt.SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Well Special Agent Señiorita and I must say you are looking very special tonight. If you just step this way I will try to explain....Hello, I'm Special Agent Mafioso, I'm leading the investigation regarding this evening's assault, theft, and murder. I'll need to question any witnesses and/or victims individually.
Can you remember anything that may be of importance to our investigation? Any faces or names? How about what room the assailant was in? What weapon they used?
Leads you to a chaise lounge picking up a bottle of champagne and 2 glasses...
It's always easier to talk when one is relaxed, don't you agree? Champagne???
Pours glass and holds it out....
So what can you remember?
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I swear the butler didn't do it!
I also swear that I'm not the butler 😚🎶 -
So when is the tour continuing???
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Morgan Freeman wrote:
Tour? There was a tour? Why wasn't I notified?! 😡So when is the tour continuing???
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Oh Turfa, you and your split personalities…Morgan Freeman wrote:
Tour? There was a tour? Why wasn't I notified?! 😡So when is the tour continuing???
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Morgan Freeman wrote:
Hey! I'm perfectly sane!♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Oh Turfa, you and your split personalities…Morgan Freeman wrote:
Tour? There was a tour? Why wasn't I notified?! 😡So when is the tour continuing???
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Okay, okay! Just follow me and step back into the big squishy room…Morgan Freeman wrote:
Hey! I'm perfectly sane!♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Oh Turfa, you and your split personalities…Morgan Freeman wrote:
Tour? There was a tour? Why wasn't I notified?! 😡So when is the tour continuing???
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Morgan Freeman wrote:
Oooh. Are there cookies in there? Yes? Yay!♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Okay, okay! Just follow me and step back into the big squishy room…Morgan Freeman wrote:
Hey! I'm perfectly sane!♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Oh Turfa, you and your split personalities…Morgan Freeman wrote:
Tour? There was a tour? Why wasn't I notified?! 😡So when is the tour continuing???
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Why do you think mystery helps newbs? So they can be stronger when they become zombies!! It's a conspiracy maaaan!!Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Mystery and I have a zombie army? 😳 ... Cool! 😝♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Do not believe him bruenor! Tis trickery! Fight it! He is simply trying to enlist you into his and mysterys zombie army! Join the resistance with me before it is too late!!Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Nay! Bruenor, you do not remember, because we wiped your memory (with your prior approval) and put you on the staff as head bouncer.🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
I gave you a medkit after I found out the others had so rudely left you bleeding on the floor... May I swing thy axe as payment?😁I still don't know if you left me
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Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
That's it. I'm joining up! I want the cookies she must have.♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Why do you think mystery helps newbs? So they can be stronger when they become zombies!! It's a conspiracy maaaan!!Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Mystery and I have a zombie army? 😳 ... Cool! 😝♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Do not believe him bruenor! Tis trickery! Fight it! He is simply trying to enlist you into his and mysterys zombie army! Join the resistance with me before it is too late!!Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
✂🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Don't eat the cookies!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAN DON'T EAT THE DAMN COOKIES!!! That's how she infects you with the second strain of zombification!Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
That's it. I'm joining up! I want the cookies she must have.♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Why do you think mystery helps newbs? So they can be stronger when they become zombies!! It's a conspiracy maaaan!!Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Mystery and I have a zombie army? 😳 ... Cool! 😝♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
✂🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
That would be lovely. I hope this isn't the 3D version I can't watch 3D movies.Lady Skillz wrote:
Yes ma'am! I believe the movie of choice is a romantic tragedy, named Titanic. Might I interest you in a champagne, m'lady?Turfa are you ready to catch that movie??
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Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
I want cookies! 😲😲😲♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Don't eat the cookies!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAN DON'T EAT THE DAMN COOKIES!!! That's how she infects you with the second strain of zombification!Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
That's it. I'm joining up! I want the cookies she must have.♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Why do you think mystery helps newbs? So they can be stronger when they become zombies!! It's a conspiracy maaaan!!Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Mystery and I have a zombie army? 😳 ... Cool! 😝♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
✂🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
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Lady Skillz wrote:
We have the option of the standard or extended editions, in either 3D or 2D. This should be fun 😊♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
That would be lovely. I hope this isn't the 3D version I can't watch 3D movies.Lady Skillz wrote:
Yes ma'am! I believe the movie of choice is a romantic tragedy, named Titanic. Might I interest you in a champagne, m'lady?Turfa are you ready to catch that movie??
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Let's watch the extended version in 2D. Maybe they'll have an alternate ending and Kate won't be such a b*tch and share the door. Clearly there was enough room!!Lady Skillz wrote:
We have the option of the standard or extended editions, in either 3D or 2D. This should be fun 😊♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
That would be lovely. I hope this isn't the 3D version I can't watch 3D movies.Lady Skillz wrote:
Yes ma'am! I believe the movie of choice is a romantic tragedy, named Titanic. Might I interest you in a champagne, m'lady?Turfa are you ready to catch that movie??
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Lady Skillz wrote:
😂😂👍👍 Amen m'lady. Amen.♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Let's watch the extended version in 2D. Maybe they'll have an alternate ending and Kate won't be such a b*tch and share the door. Clearly there was enough room!!Lady Skillz wrote:
We have the option of the standard or extended editions, in either 3D or 2D. This should be fun 😊♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
That would be lovely. I hope this isn't the 3D version I can't watch 3D movies.Lady Skillz wrote:
Yes ma'am! I believe the movie of choice is a romantic tragedy, named Titanic. Might I interest you in a champagne, m'lady?Turfa are you ready to catch that movie??
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Turfa are those tears in your eyes?? Here let me grab you a tissue out of my purse, this movie is such a tear jerker!!
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Well, I arrived dressed in an Armani Tuxedo in pristine condition. Unfortunately I feel like Bruce Willis after a Die Hard Movie. We were entertained with AC/DC & the Philharmonic Orchestra (Hey Nester where did the band go, some music would be nice, Barry White around) any way I was chatting with Mrs Killer G, unfortunately her husband could not attend see. Anyway Nester separated us, the men off to get a massage. The women well somewhere else. Next thing these thugs with dogs came in and assaulted us....Hyena wrote:
Well... I'm not supposed to while on duty.... But I guess a little wouldn't hurt.SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
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So what can you remember?
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Lady Skillz wrote:
True story, I cried the first time I saw that movie 😪😏Turfa are those tears in your eyes?? Here let me grab you a tissue out of my purse, this movie is such a tear jerker!!
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Hyena wrote:
Lmao! Good memory there, hyena. Not quite accurate though.SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Well, I arrived dressed in an Armani Tuxedo in pristine condition. Unfortunately I feel likeHyena wrote:
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music would be nice, Barry White around) any way I was chatting with Mrs Killer G, unfortunately her husband could not attend see. Anyway Nester separated us, the men off to get a massage. The women well somewhere else. Next thing these thugs with dogs came in and assaulted us....
Here, come see the closed circuit recording, SeñoritaMafioso. It's full HD, so identification of the perps shouldn't be difficult, as long as we can get a shot of them mask-less. -
Mr. Hyena, you said a bloke named "Nester" separated you, did you? Could you point this man out to me?
And Mr. Turfa, I'd like to thank you for your cooperation on my department's behalf. Getting a warrant is so bothersome...or it seems like that on Law and Order...😉
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Well you see Señiorita, Nestor is not one who can be easily described. Unfortunately he seemed to stand such that he was always in shadow or had a bright light behind him glaring in your eyes. I am not accusing anyone of anything but I have never seen Turfa with Nestor????
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Hyena wrote:
That's it. Guards! Throw this man out!! 😡👊💢Well you see Señiorita, Nestor is not one who can be easily described. Unfortunately he seemed to stand such that he was always in shadow or had a bright light behind him glaring in your eyes. I am not accusing anyone of anything but I have never seen Turfa with Nestor????
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After we were attacked I lost track of time, I recall being rounded up, I recall men with dogs. I recall being handcuffed in another room. I recall being released. But what happened in between I do not recall. I have a horrible suspicion I was drugged....
But whether that was before or after the thugs arrived I do not recall.
By the way your hair looks lovely but have you ever thought of letting it out. It would frame your face so beautifully....
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