👗Ladies and 👔gentlemen,🍸🍴🍲🌹
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Turfa seems to have a quick temper... *jots down a few notes*
Well, a simple blood test can determine what the drug was. And yes I have, but I'm at work, and I'm not supposed to fraternize with the victims or culprits...
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Where's the garlic bread?
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Dmitri wrote:
EXCUSE ME SIR, THIS IS A CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION, AND YOU CANNOT EAT THE EVIDENCE.Where's the garlic bread?
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Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!
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༒ᏴᏌᎠᏩᎥᎬ༒ wrote:
EVIDENCE! Don't eat it!!!Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!
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Waiter! Where is my chicken?
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SeñoritaMafioso I came into the party after all this occurred but while I was looking through the window waiting for someone to answer the door I may or may not have seen Hyena walking out of the room with what appeared to be a dog collar around his neck. Now I'm not making any assumptions but that seemed odd.
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Actully I found this hidden in this outside attached to a wall. *shows mini nuke*
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Hidden outside* damn...
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Lady Skillz wrote:
It's not a dog collar, it's a cat collar, see bell attached to warn the birds (winks at Señiorita)SeñoritaMafioso I came into the party after all this occurred but while I was looking through the window waiting for someone to answer the door I may or may not have seen Hyena walking out of the room with what appeared to be a dog collar around his neck. Now I'm not making any assumptions but that seemed odd.
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One thing I do recall is that the thugs were dressed the same almost like an army unit...
So no fraternization during an investigation..... And after......
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Hyena wrote:
😳Lady Skillz wrote:
It's not a dog collar, it's a cat collar, see bell attached to warn the birds (winks at Señiorita)SeñoritaMafioso I came into the party after all this occurred but while I was looking through the window waiting for someone to answer the door I may or may not have seen Hyena walking out of the room with what appeared to be a dog collar around his neck. Now I'm not making any assumptions but that seemed odd.
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Hyena wrote:
Ahh I believe that's not the truth. You see my dog wears a collar with tags( her name and rabies) and they make plenty of noises and she still gets attacked by birds. Literally I'm not making this up one flew and hit her in the butt the other day and she's an English Bulldog not that little. So I will say that is not the truth stop making puppy eyes at the detective and tell us all what you really are!!Lady Skillz wrote:
It's not a dog collar, it's a cat collar, see bell attached to warn the birds (winks at Señiorita)SeñoritaMafioso I came into the party after all this occurred but while I was looking through the window waiting for someone to answer the door I may or may not have seen Hyena walking out of the room with what appeared to be a dog collar around his neck. Now I'm not making any assumptions but that seemed odd.
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Hyena wrote:
And maybe the ladies, too? *winks back*Lady Skillz wrote:
It's not a dog collar, it's a cat collar, see bell attached to warn the birds (winks at Señiorita)SeñoritaMafioso I came into the party after all this occurred but while I was looking through the window waiting for someone to answer the door I may or may not have seen Hyena walking out of the room with what appeared to be a dog collar around his neck. Now I'm not making any assumptions but that seemed odd.
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Say... Did anyone notice this I am holding? It has this timer...
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Lady Skillz wrote:
Did he look like he was under the influence of some sort of drug, or like he was aware of his actions?SeñoritaMafioso I came into the party after all this occurred but while I was looking through the window waiting for someone to answer the door I may or may not have seen Hyena walking out of the room with what appeared to be a dog collar around his neck. Now I'm not making any assumptions but that seemed odd.
AND PLEASE, DMITRI, I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF AN INVESTIGATION! THAT NUKE IS INCONSEQUENTIAL!!!
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Okay. But will you hold it? Oh yeah something is gonna happen in 10 min😄.Lady Skillz wrote:
Did he look like he was under the influence of some sort of drug, or like he was aware of his actions?SeñoritaMafioso I came into the party after all this occurred but while I was looking through the window waiting for someone to answer the door I may or may not have seen Hyena walking out of the room with what appeared to be a dog collar around his neck. Now I'm not making any assumptions but that seemed odd.
AND PLEASE, DMITRI, I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF AN INVESTIGATION! THAT NUKE IS INCONSEQUENTIAL!!!
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
I didn't see much the rose bushes outside were poking me in the wrong places and it hurt. All I can say is when I rang the doorbell he did bark.Lady Skillz wrote:
Did he look like he was under the influence of some sort of drug, or like he was aware of his actions?SeñoritaMafioso I came into the party after all this occurred but while I was looking through the window waiting for someone to answer the door I may or may not have seen Hyena walking out of the room with what appeared to be a dog collar around his neck. Now I'm not making any assumptions but that seemed odd.
AND PLEASE, DMITRI, I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF AN INVESTIGATION! THAT NUKE IS INCONSEQUENTIAL!!!
Dmitri I'm on the bomb squad in my division cut the blue then yellow then red wire and that nuke will be fine...I think...or is it red yellow blue?? Hmm just take it to the bomb shelter in the cellar.
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The cellar is locked. Oh yeah 8 min left and there is no red wire or yellow wire too.
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Dmitri wrote:
Well then go outside grab a shovel and it looks like you have 8min to bury it. Hope you can shovel fast.The cellar is locked. Oh yeah 8 min left and there is no red wire or yellow wire too.
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Lady Skillz wrote:
I suck at shoveling.Dmitri wrote:
Well then go outside grab a shovel and it looks like you have 8min to bury it. Hope you can shovel fast.The cellar is locked. Oh yeah 8 min left and there is no red wire or yellow wire too.
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I do apologize for being so late... I was in the back with my lady friend until she had to depart. 😏 May someone please refresh me on the evening's conversation?
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Dmitri wrote:
Stop whining and go!! Finders keepers dang it!!Lady Skillz wrote:
I suck at shoveling.Dmitri wrote:
Well then go outside grab a shovel and it looks like you have 8min to bury it. Hope you can shovel fast.The cellar is locked. Oh yeah 8 min left and there is no red wire or yellow wire too.
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the Anarchist wrote:
Oh hey there! I found a nuke! Wanna see it? It jas this time too! 7 min left and something happens!I do apologize for being so late... I was in the back with my lady friend until she had to depart. 😏 May someone please refresh me on the evening's conversation?
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Lady Skillz wrote:
The gardener won't let me have it.Dmitri wrote:
Stop whining and go!! Finders keepers dang it!!Lady Skillz wrote:
I suck at shoveling.Dmitri wrote:
Well then go outside grab a shovel and it looks like you have 8min to bury it. Hope you can shovel fast.The cellar is locked. Oh yeah 8 min left and there is no red wire or yellow wire too.
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Well Dmitri you have three options 1) grab a spoon 2) start running away with the nuke or 3) sit there like you've been and kill us all!! I'd chose 1 or 2....
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Let's just say like all felines I am appreciate a pretty birdie....Hyena wrote:
And maybe the ladies, too? *winks back*Lady Skillz wrote:
It's not a dog collar, it's a cat collar, see bell attached to warn the birds (winks at Señiorita)SeñoritaMafioso I came into the party after all this occurred but while I was looking through the window waiting for someone to answer the door I may or may not have seen Hyena walking out of the room with what appeared to be a dog collar around his neck. Now I'm not making any assumptions but that seemed odd.
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There's a on/off switch here. I can't believe you people never found out...
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Lady Skillz wrote:
typical dog getting beaten up by a dog, no self respecting cat would let that happen... And if you doubt my credentials google me. All my family are members of the cat family.Hyena wrote:
Ahh I believe that's not the truth. You see my dog wears a collar with tags( her name and rabies) and they make plenty of noises and she still gets attacked by birds. Literally I'm not making this up one flew and hit her in the butt the other day and she's an English Bulldog not that little. So I will say that is not the truth stop making puppy eyes at the detective and tell us all what you really are!!Lady Skillz wrote:
SnipSnip
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Dmitri wrote:
Look give it here. Grabs nuke, tears off back panel and pulls battery out. See fine now. Throws it over to one of the agents.Lady Skillz wrote:
The gardener won't let me have it.Dmitri wrote:
Stop whining and go!! Finders keepers dang it!!Lady Skillz wrote:
I suck at shoveling.Dmitri wrote:
Well then go outside grab a shovel and it looks like you have 8min to bury it. Hope you can shovel fast.The cellar is locked. Oh yeah 8 min left and there is no red wire or yellow wire too.
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