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BSND
ALL PATRONS MOVE OUT!
NUCLEAR DEVICE IN PREMISES!*Defusing*
We have the situation under control.
You may return to your normal lives.
*Transports defused nuke away* -
There was a on/off switch...
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Dmitri wrote:
And the battery has been removed...There was a on/off switch...
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Hyena wrote:
There wasn't!Dmitri wrote:
And the battery has been removed...There was a on/off switch...
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
I don't think the lovely agent Señiorita (wink) would want to let an important witness out of her sight now would she....Hyena wrote:
That's it. Guards! Throw this man out!! 😡👊💢Well you see Señiorita, Nestor is not one who can be easily described. Unfortunately he seemed to stand such that he was always in shadow or had a bright light behind him glaring in your eyes. I am not accusing anyone of anything but I have never seen Turfa with Nestor????
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
😳😂😂😂Lady Skillz wrote:
Did he look like he was under the influence of some sort of drug, or like he was aware of his actions?SeñoritaMafioso I came into the party after all this occurred but while I was looking through the window waiting for someone to answer the door I may or may not have seen Hyena walking out of the room with what appeared to be a dog collar around his neck. Now I'm not making any assumptions but that seemed odd.
AND PLEASE, DMITRI, I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF AN INVESTIGATION! THAT NUKE IS INCONSEQUENTIAL!!!
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Ain't this a good thread?
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Dmitri wrote:
LMAO!!! 😂😂😂😂👍👍There's a on/off switch here. I can't believe you people never found out...
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Dmitri wrote:
Rofl 😄 yeah it got better for me in the last couple hours: now each post is new and funny - everything I post, I wrote, and everything I wrote, is old. Haha 😄Ain't this a good thread?
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Good thing you got rid o that bomb; I was just about to suggest that Turfa eat it... 😂
Anyway, back to business. Mr. Turfa, I'm going to need to see those tapes. Where's the security roomy thing with all the monitors where we can watch what went down here tonight?
Unfortunately, as of now, you are all suspects. Except Dmitri, because he had the bomb that almost killed us all.
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I still did not get my garlic bread..
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Hey guys! I met a person named Tommy. He said he will kill us all. He is so funny!
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Dmitri is obviously still feeling the effects of the drugs, since he's been hallucinating. First the on/off switch on a nuclear weapon, then this "Tommy" figure, and his continued belief that he will be recieving garlic bread.
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Oh, the garlic bread isn't a hallucination.Dmitri is obviously still feeling the effects of the drugs, since he's been hallucinating. First the on/off switch on a nuclear weapon, then this "Tommy" figure, and his continued belief that he will be recieving garlic bread.
Here you go, Dmitri. 🍞
Garlic bread. For you. -
SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Hey! I won't eat it. I won't!Good thing you got rid o that bomb; I was just about to suggest that Turfa eat it... 😂
Anyway, back to business. Mr. Turfa, I'm going to need to see those tapes. Where's the security roomy thing with all the monitors where we can watch what went down here tonight?
Unfortunately, as of now, you are all suspects. Except Dmitri, because he had the bomb that almost killed us all.
The security room? I'm afraid we can't get in. It's too secure. 😏
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Why you!! I will load up my AK and *falls down*Dmitri is obviously still feeling the effects of the drugs, since he's been hallucinating. First the on/off switch on a nuclear weapon, then this "Tommy" figure, and his continued belief that he will be recieving garlic bread.
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Dmitri wrote:
😂😂SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Why you!! I will load up my AK and *falls down*Dmitri is obviously still feeling the effects of the drugs, since he's been hallucinating. First the on/off switch on a nuclear weapon, then this "Tommy" figure, and his continued belief that he will be recieving garlic bread.
бедный Дмитрий. ты в порядке, мой друг? -
YOU wrote:
Or perhaps I should have said,Dmitri wrote:
😂😂SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Why you!! I will load up my AK and *falls down*Dmitri is obviously still feeling the effects of the drugs, since he's been hallucinating. First the on/off switch on a nuclear weapon, then this "Tommy" figure, and his continued belief that he will be recieving garlic bread.
бедный Дмитрий. ты в порядке, мой друг?
Бедный Дмитрий. ты в порядке теперь мой друг? -
♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
You will eat the nuke if I tell you to, young man, and you will like it!SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Hey! I won't eat it. I won't!Good thing you got rid o that bomb; I was just about to suggest that Turfa eat it... 😂
Anyway, back to business. Mr. Turfa, I'm going to need to see those tapes. Where's the security roomy thing with all the monitors where we can watch what went down here tonight?
Unfortunately, as of now, you are all suspects. Except Dmitri, because he had the bomb that almost killed us all.
The security room? I'm afraid we can't get in. It's too secure. 😏
Now you get me into that room RIGHT NOW, or I swear I'll have you arrested for obstruction of evidence, idiocy, and speaking in front of me in a language I can't understand!!! 😠
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Hey.. I am allowed to carry weapons. Wanna see my sticky bomb? Attaches to anything.♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
You will eat the nuke if I tell you to, young man, and you will like it!SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Hey! I won't eat it. I won't!Snipped 😂
Anyway, back to business. Mr. Turfa, I'm going to need to see those tapes. Where's the security roomy thing with all the monitors where we can watch what went down here tonight?
Unfortunately, as of now, you are all suspects. Except Dmitri, because he had the bomb that almost killed us all.
The security room? I'm afraid we can't get in. It's too secure. 😏
Now you get me into that room RIGHT NOW, or I swear I'll have you arrested for obstruction of evidence, idiocy, and speaking in front of me in a language I can't understand!!! 😠
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I find it hard to believe that I am that funny...
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Did somebody tell you that? 😳😓
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Tell what? Anyways here is this PP-2000. it can break through metal.Did somebody tell you that? 😳😓
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Oh hey timmy! 🙋👋🙋👋
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Dmitri wrote:
Lmao! Dude, whatever you're burning... I want some. Haha 😂👍Oh hey timmy! 🙋👋🙋👋
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Timmy is nice 😋 he said he put the nuke there and works for a terrorist organization. He is so funny!Dmitri wrote:
Lmao! Dude, whatever you're burning... I want some. Haha 😂👍Oh hey timmy! 🙋👋🙋👋
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Dmitri wrote:
STOP!!! Dives at Dimitri as he goes to slap the sticky bomb on Agent Señiorita....SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Tell what? Anyways here is this PP-2000. it can break through metal.Did somebody tell you that? 😳😓
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Hyena wrote:
*falcon backfist* That was self defense...Dmitri wrote:
STOP!!! Dives at Dimitri as he goes to slap the sticky bomb on Agent Señiorita....SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Tell what? Anyways here is this PP-2000. it can break through metal.Did somebody tell you that? 😳😓
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Dmitri wrote:
😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Timmy is nice 😋 he said he put the nuke there and works for a terrorist organization. He is so funny!Dmitri wrote:
Lmao! Dude, whatever you're burning... I want some. Haha 😂👍Oh hey timmy! 🙋👋🙋👋
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Timmy! Don't be so rude and point guns at people!
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