👗Ladies and 👔gentlemen,🍸🍴🍲🌹
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Dmitri wrote:
There's a TV in the kitchen. If you don't piss off the head chef, he might let you sit and watch it with him 👍Do you have a theater? I would like to see a movie.
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By any chance do you have a narwhal or unicorn farm?
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Ooh! A safe! *spends an hour trying to break in* -click- I got it!! Uhh, turfa? What the hell is this union boss doing in your safe? 😳
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Holy shit dude! Tom the consergli and bort are in there too! And is that a secret room?
HOLY SHIT YOU HAVE NICK AND BEAUTY IN YOUR HOME?!?! *take out 'nades and a mini gun and goes apeshit in a blind rage* -
Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
No, but my successful uncle owns both. I can speak to him for you if you'd like oneBy any chance do you have a narwhal or unicorn farm?
Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
I was saving him for a rainy day 😳Ooh! A safe! *spends an hour trying to break in* -click- I got it!! Uhh, turfa? What the hell is this union boss doing in your safe? 😳
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Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
No, Beauty and I kicked Nick out today. We didn't have room in there with him to set up a poker table ... Please close the door: the breeze is blowing our cards around.Holy shit dude! Tom the consergli and bort are in there too! And is that a secret room?
HOLY SHIT YOU HAVE NICK AND BEAUTY IN YOUR HOME?!?! *take out 'nades and a mini gun and goes apeshit in a blind rage* -
♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
😳😳😳 If nick responds to this it will be the funniest thing I've ever seen of TW. Ever. 😏Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
No, Beauty and I kicked Nick out today. We didn't have room in there with him to set up a poker table ... Please close the door: the breeze is blowing our cards around.Holy shit dude! Tom the consergli and bort are in there too! And is that a secret room?
HOLY SHIT YOU HAVE NICK AND BEAUTY IN YOUR HOME?!?! *take out 'nades and a mini gun and goes apeshit in a blind rage* -
Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Lmao. Hey Nick, come on man, be a sport and respond to this 😄👍✌♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
😳😳😳 If nick responds to this it will be the funniest thing I've ever seen of TW. Ever. 😏Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
No, Beauty and I kicked Nick out today. We didn't have room in there with him to set up a poker table ... Please close the door: the breeze is blowing our cards around.Holy shit dude! Tom the consergli and bort are in there too! And is that a secret room?
HOLY SHIT YOU HAVE NICK AND BEAUTY IN YOUR HOME?!?! *take out 'nades and a mini gun and goes apeshit in a blind rage* -
Excuse Nesper but my Whiskey seems to be empty. 21 year old single malt Glen Morangie please.
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
I actually didn't mean ballroom dance, my boyfriend is in the Navy ( submarine service) and every year they have a Submarine Birthday Ball. We attended tonight and it was quite fun.Lady Skillz wrote:
You do ballroom as well? It's pretty fun, and almost unheard of for a guy my age to be doing it 😒 ... But I enjoyed it. I might get back to it one day 👍(TW mindset)
Thank you Turfa. I rather enjoy a nice swing around the ballroom. I am sure we can dust off those dancing shoes.
(RL mindset)
I have to attend a ball tonight I better not make a fool of myself and trip during a dance. -
Lady Skillz wrote:
My friend at works daughter and her boyfriend both do ballroom. They are 21. From what I can gather great way to meet girls as you have a 10 to 1 ratio of girls to boys. And the girls are all pretty hot and fit.♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
I actually didn't mean ballroom dance, my boyfriend is in the Navy ( submarine service) and every year they have a Submarine Birthday Ball. We attended tonight and it was quite fun.Lady Skillz wrote:
You do ballroom as well? It's pretty fun, and almost unheard of for a guy my age to be doing it 😒 ... But I enjoyed it. I might get back to it one day 👍(TW mindset)
Thank you Turfa. I rather enjoy a nice swing around the ballroom. I am sure we can dust off those dancing shoes.
(RL mindset)
I have to attend a ball tonight I better not make a fool of myself and trip during a dance. -
Hey Nester, I'm late cause I was busy stopping crazed serial killers, but now I'm here! Looks like I don't have to survive the dogs and such and can continue with the tour with the rest… but then again, McDonalds is looking pretty good…
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Hyena wrote:
Fair enough ma'am. Sounds good 👍Lady Skillz wrote:
My friend at works daughter and her boyfriend both do ballroom. They are 21. From what I can gather great way to meet girls as you have a 10 to 1 ratio of girls to boys. And the girls are all pretty hot and fit.♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
I actually didn't mean ballroom dance, my boyfriend is in the Navy ( submarine service) and every year they have a Submarine Birthday Ball. We attended tonight and it was quite fun.Lady Skillz wrote:
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Hyena that ratio is probably right, but most of the ladies are 60+ years old lol -
Lady Skillz wrote:
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! don't go around saying stuff that may or may not be true😠I'd be afraid to join this tour, you're just killing everyone off at this point.
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My feet are killing me from the spin around the ballroom, I must go grab a drink. Anyone care to join me for a beverage?
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Lady Skillz wrote:
Me! I'm a patron now 😉😘My feet are killing me from the spin around the ballroom, I must go grab a drink. Anyone care to join me for a beverage?
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Wonderful, what will you be drinking this evening? Myself I'll have a martini dry please.Lady Skillz wrote:
Me! I'm a patron now 😉😘My feet are killing me from the spin around the ballroom, I must go grab a drink. Anyone care to join me for a beverage?
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Lady Skillz wrote:
I'll stick with Scotch thankyou ma'am. Scotch, and a bit of beer. *snaps fingers to waiter: 'Carlton Dry thankyou.'♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Wonderful, what will you be drinking this evening? Myself I'll have a martini dry please.Lady Skillz wrote:
Me! I'm a patron now 😉😘My feet are killing me from the spin around the ballroom, I must go grab a drink. Anyone care to join me for a beverage?
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Ahh that hit the spot. I am now going to up to one of the many rooms here in this magnificent place to take a cat nap. I am exhausted from all the fun I've had. Tomorrow I feel like catching a movie in one of the magnificent movie theatre's.Lady Skillz wrote:
I'll stick with Scotch thankyou ma'am. Scotch, and a bit of beer. *snaps fingers to waiter: 'Carlton Dry thankyou.'♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Wonderful, what will you be drinking this evening? Myself I'll have a martini dry please.Lady Skillz wrote:
Me! I'm a patron now 😉😘My feet are killing me from the spin around the ballroom, I must go grab a drink. Anyone care to join me for a beverage?
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Can I go over there where everyone are playing poker and stuff?
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Lady Skillz wrote:
You do that ma'am 😊👋♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Ahh that hit the spot. I am now going to up to one of the many rooms here in this magnificent place to take a cat nap. I am exhausted from all the fun I've had. Tomorrow I feel like catching a movie in one of the magnificent movie theatre's.Lady Skillz wrote:
I'll stick with Scotch thankyou ma'am. Scotch, and a bit of beer. *snaps fingers to waiter: 'Carlton Dry thankyou.'♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Wonderful, what will you be drinking this evening? Myself I'll have a martini dry please.Lady Skillz wrote:
Me! I'm a patron now 😉😘My feet are killing me from the spin around the ballroom, I must go grab a drink. Anyone care to join me for a beverage?
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Dmitri wrote:
Yes you can. Please bring me back some of your winnings: I want 10% and a house fee of 55%.Can I go over there where everyone are playing poker and stuff?
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Fine...Dmitri wrote:
Yes you can. Please bring me back some of your winnings: I want 10% and a house fee of 55%.Can I go over there where everyone are playing poker and stuff?
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I still don't know if you left me bleeding or if I lived.
I'd like to think I lived, with a decent scar afterwards. -
🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
I gave you a medkit after I found out the others had so rudely left you bleeding on the floor... May I swing thy axe as payment?😁I still don't know if you left me bleeding or if I lived.
I'd like to think I lived, with a decent scar afterwards. -
Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Nay! Bruenor, you do not remember, because we wiped your memory (with your prior approval) and put you on the staff as head bouncer.🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
I gave you a medkit after I found out the others had so rudely left you bleeding on the floor... May I swing thy axe as payment?😁I still don't know if you left me bleeding or if I lived.
I'd like to think I lived, with a decent scar afterwards. -
♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Do not believe him bruenor! Tis trickery! Fight it! He is simply trying to enlist you into his and mysterys zombie army! Join the resistance with me before it is too late!!Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Nay! Bruenor, you do not remember, because we wiped your memory (with your prior approval) and put you on the staff as head bouncer.🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
I gave you a medkit after I found out the others had so rudely left you bleeding on the floor... May I swing thy axe as payment?😁I still don't know if you left me bleeding or if I lived.
I'd like to think I lived, with a decent scar afterwards. -
*walks in wearing wife beater and dirty jeans* erro dere ppeoplr. *non-chalantely takes a bottle of whiskey from the bar and leaves*
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Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Mystery and I have a zombie army? 😳 ... Cool! 😝♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Do not believe him bruenor! Tis trickery! Fight it! He is simply trying to enlist you into his and mysterys zombie army! Join the resistance with me before it is too late!!Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Nay! Bruenor, you do not remember, because we wiped your memory (with your prior approval) and put you on the staff as head bouncer.🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
I gave you a medkit after I found out the others had so rudely left you bleeding on the floor... May I swing thy axe as payment?😁I still don't know if you left me bleeding or if I lived.
I'd like to think I lived, with a decent scar afterwards. -
Hello, I'm Special Agent Mafioso, I'm leading the investigation regarding this evening's assault, theft, and murder. I'll need to question any witnesses and/or victims individually.
Can you remember anything that may be of importance to our investigation? Any faces or names? How about what room the assailant was in? What weapon they used?
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