👗Ladies and 👔gentlemen,🍸🍴🍲🌹
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Oy me and my fellow Hyena's will take on a pride of lions don't mess with us. :PHyena wrote:
What the non-arboreal, cursorial hunter that catches prey with his teeth rather than claws said. 👆👍♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
My suggestions to help you going forward is shorter sentences, and break out into paragraphs.C-Beazy wrote:
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I'm sorry it's hard to write in the middle of this situation gawsh!😠
Seriously though I'm sick and I'm 15. English is my weak spot. Like what I said about being sick I don't concentrate too much on gramar. I don't even know why I wrote it, I mindlessly wrote it my bad.😓 -
Hyena wrote:
Lmao. Love ya bro 😝✌✌♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Oy me and my fellow Hyena's will take on a pride of lions don't mess with us. :PHyena wrote:
What the non-arboreal, cursorial hunter that catches prey with his teeth rather than claws said. 👆👍♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
My suggestions to help you going forward is shorter sentences, and break out into paragraphs.C-Beazy wrote:
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I'm sorry it's hard to write in the middle of this situation gawsh!😠
Seriously though I'm sick and I'm 15. English is my weak spot. Like what I said about being sick I don't concentrate too much on gramar. I don't even know why I wrote it, I mindlessly wrote it my bad.😓 -
♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
She's cool mate. You got a bit of hopping ahead of you if you want to get to the airport or has Melbourne opened up?Hyena wrote:
Lmao. Love ya bro 😝✌✌♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Oy me and my fellow Hyena's will take on a pride of lions don't mess with us. :PHyena wrote:
What the non-arboreal, cursorial hunter that catches prey with his teeth rather than claws said. 👆👍♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
My suggestions to help you going forward is shorter sentences, and break out into paragraphs.C-Beazy wrote:
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Hyena wrote:
Melbourne seems to be open enough, from what I can tell. It's only maybe 20k's from my closest turf (at a guess) ... I've been slowly making my way towards it for a while. I started out maybe 70k's from it a few days ago ... Should be right mate! 😉👍♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
She's cool mate. You got a bit of hopping ahead of you if you want to get to the airport or has Melbourne opened up?Hyena wrote:
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✂Hyena wrote:
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✂C-Beazy wrote:
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I survived the dogs, didnt get robbed, and STILL havent dotten my garlic bread!!😠
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
You forgot the Komodo dragon and minigun. Also, a nice M249 SAW.On the other side of the room, we have mixed species trophies on display. These include but are not limited to: moose, cougars, lynx, spotted tail deer, Alaskan wolf, bison and many kinds of birds.
Other displays in the room include exotic creatures and birds: giraffe, leopard - pelts and stuffed, rhinoceros, Australian red kangaroo and the majestic Bengal Tiger.
We also boast many species of reptile: from the crocodiles of the Nile, to the cayman of Brazil. Goanna and salt water crocodiles from Australia, and boa constrictors from several continents, least of all not being the great anaconda from South America.
Gentlemen, we hope you enjoy your stay.
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UnknownAssassin wrote:
I was going to put the Komodo dragon in the reptile section, but chose against it.♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
You forgot the Komodo dragon and minigun. Also, a nice M249 SAW.✂
As far as the minigun and M249 are concerned, they are warfighting weapons, not hunting weapons. You don't want a nice rare lynx or snow leopard's pelt riddled with bullet holes, do you now? 😁 -
😓 am I still surrounded in the Robery room, or was I taken to a hospital? Cause I'd like to continue my tour, starting with that room at the top of the stairs
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Why would I hunt? Perfect shooting range weapons.UnknownAssassin wrote:
I was going to put the Komodo dragon in the reptile section, but chose against it.♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
You forgot the Komodo dragon and minigun. Also, a nice M249 SAW.✂
As far as the minigun and M249 are concerned, they are warfighting weapons, not hunting weapons. You don't want a nice rare lynx or snow leopard's pelt riddled with bullet holes, do you now? 😁 -
*cough*garlic *cough* bread *cough* nester *cough*
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UnknownAssassin wrote:
Dude ... Go back and have a look at the men's trophy room. It's all about hunting, not an armoury.♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Why would I hunt? Perfect shooting range weapons.UnknownAssassin wrote:
I was going to put the Komodo dragon in the reptile section, but chose against it.♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
You forgot the Komodo dragon and minigun. Also, a nice M249 SAW.✂
As far as the minigun and M249 are concerned, they are warfighting weapons, not hunting weapons. You don't want a nice rare lynx or snow leopard's pelt riddled with bullet holes, do you now? 😁 -
Lord Jobo wrote:
FINE! Ugh. Here you go 👉🍞*cough*garlic *cough* bread *cough* nester *cough*
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Ok, I guess. Might need to add an armory later though.UnknownAssassin wrote:
Dude ... Go back and have a look at the men's trophy room. It's all about hunting, not an armoury.♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Why would I hunt? Perfect shooting range weapons.UnknownAssassin wrote:
I was going to put the Komodo dragon in the reptile section, but chose against it.♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
You forgot the Komodo dragon and minigun. Also, a nice M249 SAW.✂
As far as the minigun and M249 are concerned, they are warfighting weapons, not hunting weapons. You don't want a nice rare lynx or snow leopard's pelt riddled with bullet holes, do you now? 😁 -
UnknownAssassin wrote:
No, we don't need an armoury. Not showcasing modern weapons, anyway. Perhaps one displaying tribal weapons, muskets and cutlass'. That would be cool.♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Ok, I guess. Might need to add an armory later though.UnknownAssassin wrote:
Dude ... Go back and have a look at the men's trophy room. It's all about hunting, not an armoury.♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Why would I hunt? Perfect shooting range weapons.UnknownAssassin wrote:
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Did anyone beat Turfa yet???
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C-Beazy wrote:
Is this the wrong thread? Lol. I assume you're thinking of the thread that Turfa hyjacked ... Bastard wouldn't leave me alone! 😒😉Did anyone beat Turfa yet???
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Yum yum yu-ack *cough* *cough* a TOOTHPICK! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!?Lord Jobo wrote:
FINE! Ugh. Here you go 👉🍞*cough*garlic *cough* bread *cough* nester *cough*
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Lord Jobo wrote:
Yes he is actually, and the toothpick had been soaked in the venom of the death adder. Currently your entire body us going into paralysis.♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Yum yum yu-ack *cough* *cough* a TOOTHPICK! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!?Lord Jobo wrote:
FINE! Ugh. Here you go 👉🍞*cough*garlic *cough* bread *cough* nester *cough*
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Hyena wrote:
What hyena said. You have no right to speak to me the way you did, and my employers have paid off the police. You will die, and nobody will care. 👋Lord Jobo wrote:
Yes he is actually, and the toothpick had been soaked in the venom of the death adder. Currently your entire body us going into paralysis.♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Yum yum yu-ack *cough* *cough* a TOOTHPICK! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!?Lord Jobo wrote:
FINE! Ugh. Here you go 👉🍞*cough*garlic *cough* bread *cough* nester *cough*
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P.S. jk 😉😜
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I want ice cream
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farticus wrote:
The ringing in your ears grows gradually louder the closer you get to the refrigerator. As you open the door, Whistling Dixie blasts out at 143dB, permanantly deafening you, and removing the ringing sound from your ears. You are blinded by the incredible flash of light that accompanies the music, and you stumble around in silent darkness for several minutes. You try to find the light switch beside the door, but you cannot find the door either. As you shuffle farther and farther away from the refrigerator, you trip over something apparently bolted to the floor. You fall, tearing your leg wide open on a sharp, jagged piece of metal, before tumbling over a guard rail and into the large vat of ice cream below.I want ice cream
You lie there, freezing cold and bleeding to death, eating copious amounts of chocolate ice cream that tastes like shit.
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I'd be afraid to join this tour, you're just killing everyone off at this point.
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Lady Skillz wrote:
You're safe my dear. Ladies and gentlemen are treated with respect by the staff of this institute. It's the trolls or cheeky people that are dying 😉I'd be afraid to join this tour, you're just killing everyone off at this point.
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Well thank you kind Turfa, would you care to join me for a dance in the grand ballroom?Lady Skillz wrote:
You're safe my dear. Ladies and gentlemen are treated with respect by the staff of this institute. It's the trolls or cheeky people that are dying 😉I'd be afraid to join this tour, you're just killing everyone off at this point.
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Lady Skillz wrote:
*immediately switches to RL mindset*♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Well thank you kind Turfa, would you care to join me for a dance in the grand ballroom?Lady Skillz wrote:
You're safe my dear. Ladies and gentlemen are treated with respect by the staff of this institute. It's the trolls or cheeky people that are dying 😉I'd be afraid to join this tour, you're just killing everyone off at this point.
Heh. I haven't been ballroom dancing for about a year now ... I miss the dances every Thursday night. I should pick it back up.
*goes back to TW mindset*
Yes please ma'am. I'm rather rusty these days, forgive my clumsiness. -
Aww I missed all the action 😒. But one day that license will be worth it...
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(TW mindset)
Thank you Turfa. I rather enjoy a nice swing around the ballroom. I am sure we can dust off those dancing shoes.
(RL mindset)
I have to attend a ball tonight I better not make a fool of myself and trip during a dance. -
Do you have a theater? I would like to see a movie.
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Lady Skillz wrote:
You do ballroom as well? It's pretty fun, and almost unheard of for a guy my age to be doing it 😒 ... But I enjoyed it. I might get back to it one day 👍(TW mindset)
Thank you Turfa. I rather enjoy a nice swing around the ballroom. I am sure we can dust off those dancing shoes.
(RL mindset)
I have to attend a ball tonight I better not make a fool of myself and trip during a dance.
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