👗Ladies and 👔gentlemen,🍸🍴🍲🌹
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Suddeny a command is given, and a single dog stalks forward. Teeth barred, he lunges at me, latching on to the arm I put in his way. The bastard starts shaking tearing through my jacket, teeth sinking into the skin as I crack it across the skull with the blackjack. The sound is like a gunshot, and the dog goes limp, dead or unconscious I can't tell. My arm is gouged and bleeding, jacket ruined 😔(sorry)
The half circle moves in tighter, dogs leading, guards closing, their other charges momentarily forgotten.
I wipe the blood from my face with my good hand, eyes narrowed at the group, darring them to make a move...(alright guys, I need a freakin hand, you gonna run, stand there, or dammit fight with me!!)
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🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
I'll chop off my other leg and throw it at them. That should distract them.Suddeny a command is given, and a single dog stalks forward. Teeth barred, he lunges at me, latching on to the arm I put in his way. The bastard starts shaking tearing through my jacket, teeth sinking into the skin as I crack it across the skull with the blackjack. The sound is like a gunshot, and the dog goes limp, dead or unconscious I can't tell. My arm is gouged and bleeding, jacket ruined 😔(sorry)
The half circle moves in tighter, dogs leading, guards closing, their other charges momentarily forgotten.
I wipe the blood from my face with my good hand, eyes narrowed at the group, darring them to make a move...(alright guys, I need a freakin hand, you gonna run, stand there, or dammit fight with me!!)
That's all I can do! Make it count and good luck! -
As I walk in I see about 15 men trapped in here by 30 guards. They didn't here as I quietly opened the light door. I hid behind a curtain in the large room. I crawled up behind a cluless guard isolated from the rest. I dragged out silently out of the room after I snapped his neck into the fancy restroom. Hastily I put on the guards clothes, and took his weapons. As I silently walked back into the dark part of the room I saw the fighting. Most of the guest laid bloody on the floor. I noticed it was too late. There were 4 guys left witg cloth around their mouth after fighting for their lives, but had been overwhelmed. As I see three evil looking guards torture these men, the smell of blood tickles my nose. I sneeze. Noticing I already have guard clothes on I stand up acting like I just got into the room. Every guard had a pictured ID on their uniform. I already new what I was going to I was armed.
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As I walk across the blood bathed theatre like room to the guards. Acting like I have something to show them, in record speed I pull out the silenced pistol and bang bang two of the guards shot dead, go to shoot the last my gun temporarily jammed. Realizing this the guard punched me right in the head I fall over nearly onvonsious as blood flows down my head to wound around my temple. He falls on me as I try to defend myself he lays into me (punches) he brings out a knife as he's about to stab my chest my gun must of dropped out of my hand to one of the guests kepts prisoner, because I hear bang as a bullet goes through his big head. Not injured enough I go to help the remaining prisoners in the dark, but glorious room.
I'm sorry, but after we ate the food passed through me just would not stop, ut was explosive 🔥💩🔥, took me a while to clean up😹. -
C-Beazy wrote:
Maybe take some basic English classes and come back?As I walk across the blood bathed theatre like room to the guards. Acting like I have something to show them, in record speed I pull out the silenced pistol and bang bang two of the guards shot dead, go to shoot the last my gun temporarily jammed. Realizing this the guard punched me right in the head I fall over nearly onvonsious as blood flows down my head to wound around my temple. He falls on me as I try to defend myself he lays into me (punches) he brings out a knife as he's about to stab my chest my gun must of dropped out of my hand to one of the guests kepts prisoner, because I hear bang as a bullet goes through his big head. Not injured enough I go to help the remaining prisoners in the dark, but glorious room.
I'm sorry, but after we ate the food passed through me just would not stop, ut was explosive 🔥💩🔥, took me a while to clean up😹. -
They won't bring any over to the kid table :(.
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No offense beazy, but I think mine is more interesting ;)
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Mwa ha ha. Nobody has come up with the correct escape method (Bruenor, I was impressed by your attempt! And Havoc, nice James Bond touch. 👍)
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Hyena, you are the next theft victim.
As you stand quietly with the other gentlemen, facing the dogs and wondering what the guards behind you are doing, you are [electrocuted/bludgeoned] from behind.
As your pass in and out of consciousness, you vaguely see stuffed creatures, and you randomly wonder what happened to your private masseur. She was supposed to stay with you for the rest of the evening ...
Your hands are cuffed to a radiator on the wall in the men's restroom, and two guards search you. Thankfully for you, you left your wallet in the car, along with the bank cards to your many well stocked bank accounts.One of the guards grunts as he sees your bulky belt buckle, apparently made of pure silver. He removes your belt, and you sigh regretfully as you watch him carry away your only chance at escape.
Hyena, you have been robbed. (sorry man. Yours was appearance #2 on page 1)
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
So the air smells like old spice? Old spice smells like power like meGentlemen. As you entered the hall, your senses were struck from all directions by the sheer and somehow, masculine beauty.
You heard the barely audible jazz music: the strands of saxophone and flute, the strum of the bass guitar and the gentle percussion.
You smelled a wonderful perfume, scented the odour of the new Jaguar you just bought, and you smelled the smell of almost godlike power.
As you gazed around, you saw the oak pillars and the magnificent bluestone brick walls. The mahogany floor gleamed under the light through the stained glass, and the dark cathedral ceilings with their great beams spoke of strength beyond reckoning.
Gentlemen, you had arrived.
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This place is very cozy. Love what you have done with it!!
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Ϯℎє💀₲ơժ💀ƒA͜ђέʀ wrote:
I imagined Morgan Freeman reading to meDid anybody els emagin a soothing male voice tell you that? Also by reading this comment your iq just dropped 4% congrats🎉
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ℐⱥʗҝ💉ⅅⱥ💉ℜⅈ₱₱ⅇℜ, you're next.
As you are [electrocuted/bludgeoned] from behind, you go into cardiac arrest. Your body goes limp, and you fall to the floor. As you lie there, your vision slowly fading as you gradually die, you sense two guards removeing you from the room. As darkness sets in, somebody opens your jacket, and the explosive vest detonates. True to your name, sir. I find myself impressed at your foresight.
ℐⱥʗҝ💉ⅅⱥ💉ℜⅈ₱₱ⅇℜ, you are robbed only of life.
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Good job dude I think you killed whoever gay dude was opening your jacket.ℐⱥʗҝ💉ⅅⱥ💉ℜⅈ₱₱ⅇℜ, you're next.
As you are [electrocuted/bludgeoned] from behind, you go into cardiac arrest. Your body goes limp, and you fall to the floor. As you lie there, your vision slowly fading as you gradually die, you sense two guards removeing you from the room. As darkness sets in, somebody opens your jacket, and the explosive vest detonates. True to your name, sir. I find myself impressed at your foresight.
ℐⱥʗҝ💉ⅅⱥ💉ℜⅈ₱₱ⅇℜ, you are robbed only of life.
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GunnGunn wrote:
I can't quite make sense of that sentence. Is gay a misspelling of something?♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Good job dude I think you killed whoever gay dude was opening your jacket.ℐⱥʗҝ💉ⅅⱥ💉ℜⅈ₱₱ⅇℜ, you're next.
As you are [electrocuted/bludgeoned] from behind, you go into cardiac arrest. Your body goes limp, and you fall to the floor. As you lie there, your vision slowly fading as you gradually die, you sense two guards removeing you from the room. As darkness sets in, somebody opens your jacket, and the explosive vest detonates. True to your name, sir. I find myself impressed at your foresight.
ℐⱥʗҝ💉ⅅⱥ💉ℜⅈ₱₱ⅇℜ, you are robbed only of life.
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As the burglars continue to rob you, SWAT assembles outside a team of the best agents in the country.
They break through the skylights in the lobby, where they split into two teams. Half of them follow the route taken by the ladies, and half follow in the footsteps of the gentlemen.The first team find the ladies quite quickly, locked in a sealed room filled with a harmless though potent sleeping gas.
The agents don gas masks and one of them pulls a hairpin from her hair, and proceeds to unlock the door with it. She comments casually on the fact that none of the ladies thought to do the same. -
As the second team race through room after room, getting closer to the gentlemen, they come across a man in his mid-thirties cuffed to a radiator. They cut the cuffs and help him along. Several agents run ahead, and come back soon enough carrying a burglar. In the man's hand is Hyena's belt.
Hyena smiles grimly and takes it. He presses a button on the side of the buckle, and a small derringer springs into his palm. He has his gun.The rest is history, folks. Nester has been treated on-site by paramedics, and declared fine. ℐⱥʗҝ💉ⅅⱥ💉ℜⅈ₱₱ⅇℜ is dead, and the room he lies in with two (also dead) burglars is cordoned off until tomorrow, when a coroner can pick them up.
Ladies and gentlemen, you have to option to remain and continue your tour, or go dine down the street at that takeaway shop.
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Carpenter wrote:
I think the spelling mistake was 'whoever'. I assume he meant 'whatever'.GunnGunn wrote:
I can't quite make sense of that sentence. Is gay a misspelling of something?♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Good job dude I think you killed whoever gay dude was opening your jacket.✂
Burglars aren't necessarily gay, GunnGunn. They open jackets to remove valuables from inside pockets. -
You bastard, do I even get paramedics???
Leave me to bleed to death after the other "guys" refused to defend themselves.Hell yes, I'm continuing this tour, cause if it's not the most impressive thing ever, I'm going to kill you.
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Hey guys crazy party with the bars and the ladies and.... WHAT THE FREAK HAPPENED DOWN HERE?
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Carpenter
Maybe take some basic English classes and come back?
I'm sorry it's hard to write in the middle of this situation gawsh!😠
Seriously though I'm sick and I'm 15. English is my weak spot. Like what I said about being sick I don't concentrate too much on gramar. I don't even know why I wrote it, I mindlessly wrote it my bad.😓 -
C-Beazy wrote:
I feel your pain.Carpenter
Maybe take some basic English classes and come back?
I'm sorry it's hard to write in the middle of this situation gawsh!😠
Seriously though I'm sick and I'm 15. English is my weak spot. Like what I said about being sick I don't concentrate too much on gramar. I don't even know why I wrote it, I mindlessly wrote it my bad.😓 -
LMAO! Bruenor, you should have had a spring-loaded veld buckle derringer. Then you would have escaped 😉 ... You're welcome to try to kill me. I'm Nester again 😝😊
Andrew117, you arrived late, and missed the party. There were cops, explosions, sleeping beauties, dogs and SWAT teams. Sorry to disappoint you ... Here, have a champagne. ✌
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*spring loaded belt buckle derringer
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Why thank you. On with the tour?
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C-Beazy wrote:
Man, your story had a good story line to it, I'll give you that: it was just very hard to read.Carpenter
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I'm sorry it's hard to write in the middle of this situation gawsh!😠
Seriously though I'm sick and I'm 15. English is my weak spot. Like what I said about being sick I don't concentrate too much on gramar. I don't even know why I wrote it, I mindlessly wrote it my bad.😓
On your note regarding being young and writing, my younger sister was placing second in local writing competitions (with ~500 entrants) by age 14, and by the age of 16 she was placing 1st, 2nd & 3rd - each time. No shit, she's a great writer.
My point is, age has nothing to do with it really, it's all about passion and imagination.Another point to ponder,
Have you have read the very popular Eragon series? The first was published when the author was ~16 years old. -
Great book, speaking of books is there a library? It would go lavishly with the jazz.
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I've posted enough for today. At least for now. I'll think about the library idea and come back to it later, pal. 👍
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
My suggestions to help you going forward is shorter sentences, and break out into paragraphs.C-Beazy wrote:
SnipCarpenter
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I'm sorry it's hard to write in the middle of this situation gawsh!😠
Seriously though I'm sick and I'm 15. English is my weak spot. Like what I said about being sick I don't concentrate too much on gramar. I don't even know why I wrote it, I mindlessly wrote it my bad.😓 -
Hyena wrote:
What the non-arboreal, cursorial hunter that catches prey with his teeth rather than claws said. 👆👍♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
My suggestions to help you going forward is shorter sentences, and break out into paragraphs.C-Beazy wrote:
SnipCarpenter
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I'm sorry it's hard to write in the middle of this situation gawsh!😠
Seriously though I'm sick and I'm 15. English is my weak spot. Like what I said about being sick I don't concentrate too much on gramar. I don't even know why I wrote it, I mindlessly wrote it my bad.😓
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