👗Ladies and 👔gentlemen,🍸🍴🍲🌹
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
I am not a good fellow, and yes I can read Serbian.Dmitri wrote:
Добар дан добри мој колега. Да ли сте прочитали српски?👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
Thanks and I am a Serb.Dmitri wrote:
Not sure about "a arcade", but I think there's "an arcade"...Is there a arcade?
Out the door, down the street, and around the corner in the "lower class" area. We have private masseurs and ruby rings here!
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👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
Lmao I was speaking to the Serb, ma'am. And as if you can read Serbian! 😳👍♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
I am not a good fellow, and yes I can read Serbian.Dmitri wrote:
Добар дан добри мој колега. Да ли сте прочитали српски?👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
Thanks and I am a Serb.Dmitri wrote:
Not sure about "a arcade", but I think there's "an arcade"...Is there a arcade?
Out the door, down the street, and around the corner in the "lower class" area. We have private masseurs and ruby rings here!
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
That was fine Serbian sir.👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
Lmao I was speaking to the Serb, ma'am. And as if you can read Serbian! 😳👍♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
I am not a good fellow, and yes I can read Serbian.Dmitri wrote:
Добар дан добри мој колега. Да ли сте прочитали српски?👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
Thanks and I am a Serb.Dmitri wrote:
Not sure about "a arcade", but I think there's "an arcade"...Is there a arcade?
Out the door, down the street, and around the corner in the "lower class" area. We have private masseurs and ruby rings here!
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Dmitri wrote:
Heh. Cheers - I wish it was me that wrote it 😔♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
That was fine Serbian sir.👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
Lmao I was speaking to the Serb, ma'am. And as if you can read Serbian! 😳👍♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
I am not a good fellow, and yes I can read Serbian.Dmitri wrote:
Добар дан добри мој колега. Да ли сте прочитали српски?👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
Thanks and I am a Serb.Dmitri wrote:
Not sure about "a arcade", but I think there's "an arcade"...Is there a arcade?
Out the door, down the street, and around the corner in the "lower class" area. We have private masseurs and ruby rings here!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
My good friend Hyena has given me an idea for the next room that you shall visit. I'm going to bed now but after work tomorrow, I plan to hit the forums and this thread again. It should be fun 😝👍Night everyone! ✌💤
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
It will be easier in Latin.Dmitri wrote:
Heh. Cheers - I wish it was me that wrote it 😔♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
That was fine Serbian sir.👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
Lmao I was speaking to the Serb, ma'am. And as if you can read Serbian! 😳👍♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
I am not a good fellow, and yes I can read Serbian.Dmitri wrote:
Добар дан добри мој колега. Да ли сте прочитали српски?👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
✂Dmitri wrote:
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Out the door, down the street, and around the corner in the "lower class" area. We have private masseurs and ruby rings here!
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Hello, where am I supposed to put my grenades?
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The Joshster wrote:
They were meant to be checked in the cloak room...Hello, where am I supposed to put my grenades?
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Im baaaaaack!😏
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And i want my garlic bread
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Nester.. My deepest apologies for running fashionably late! I was tied up in a scuffle but managed to slip away for the evening. It was brought to my attention that my entry fee was graciously paid for by an anonymous donor. This ring is simply exquisite ... I think it goes perfectly with my dress. What do you think?
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It does, and it is.. The tickets were a gift, and look! also inside the envelope is a black centurian american express card, no limit. And the flowers that were just hand-delivered by the Matradee are also a gift, seconded only by your radiant beauty. You have arrived.
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⌖🔥H@VOC🔥⌖ wrote:
As she takes the card, tickets, and flowers she thanks the athletically built man in the dark suit by leaning into him and whispering in his ear "thank you... but I'm already spoken for" ....It does, and it is.. The tickets were a gift, and look! also inside the envelope is a black centurian american express card, no limit. And the flowers that were just hand-delivered by the Matradee are also a gift, seconded only by your radiant beauty. You have arrived.
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She takes the glass from his hand slowly taking a sip while gazing in his eyes with a look that defines her thoughts. Deeply intrigued why he's chosen her among the beautiful ladies he's surrounded by she feels inclined to accept his offer. No words are exchanged only the sound of the music leads them to the floor. Placing her small soft hand in his he gently leads her across the dance floor without knowingly capturing the attention of all in the ballroom. She subtly tells him "this means nothing.. A simple dance as an expression of gratitude for your undue kindness. This shall be our only dance of the evening"...
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Wow, you two. Lol 👍😊
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Havoc, we have a problem. YOU'RE NOT NESTER! 😝
Neither am I, but for the purpose of this thread it has become my alias. Lol. -
Am I the only one that feels awkward here?
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Superyan wrote:
Probably 😊Am I the only one that feels awkward here?
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Dear people, I have not forgotten about my ideas, and those of my good friend Hyena, in regards to the next room we shall visit. However, as I have just begun a LOTR marathon, I doubt I will write any more for some hours yet. Keep your heads up! 😏👍✌
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Havoc, OSU Girl is taken. Please refrain from posting any more such comments, for my sake 😊
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Ladies,
The door that just closed behind you is locked and airtight. Please remain calm, and remember, you're being treated better than the gentlemen.
If you are very quiet, you might be able to hear the quiet hissing of gas entering your windowless chamber. You would be well advised not to smoke, or strike a match in the next few moments.
Ladies, you won't remember a thing.
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Gentlemen,
The dogs standing across the room from you are well trained guard dogs. Their trainers are standing behind and beside you. They give you the choice: electric immobilising shock, or old fashioned bludgeon to the scull.
Remember, both methods have painful side and after affects, so choose wisely.
Gentlemen, you will remember everything.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
Due to this premises' extremely high budget and your large salary size, the current breakin and lockdown initiators would seem to have a simple and obvious intent.
Nester is either dead or immobilised. We give each of you three attempts at escape: if you chose the correct method, police will be allowed to enter and detain the current security system controllers. You will all be released and given the option to remain and continue the tour, or exit the premises to dine at the single star takeaway restaurant down the street.
However, if nobody manages to think of the correct escape plan, you will be kept prisoner until we have finished removing each and every thing of value on your person.
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
*eats jewelry*Ladies and gentlemen,
Due to this premises' extremely high budget and your large salary size, the current breakin and lockdown initiators would seem to have a simple and obvious intent.
Nester is either dead or immobilised. We give each of you three attempts at escape: if you chose the correct method, police will be allowed to enter and detain the current security system controllers. You will all be released and given the option to remain and continue the tour, or exit the premises to dine at the single star takeaway restaurant down the street.
However, if nobody manages to think of the correct escape plan, you will be kept prisoner until we have finished removing each and every thing of value on your person.
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Luckily I escaped to the penthouse!! 😳Ladies,
The door that just closed behind you is locked and airtight. Please remain calm, and remember, you're being treated better than the gentlemen.
If you are very quiet, you might be able to hear the quiet hissing of gas entering your windowless chamber. You would be well advised not to smoke, or strike a match in the next few moments.
Ladies, you won't remember a thing.
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Ϯℎє💀₲ơժ💀ƒA͜ђέʀ, you are first.
Your escorting guard dog trainer takes you down the hall, and enters the third door on the left, with you at gunpoint in front of him.He proceeds to [electricute/bludgeon] you to unconsciousness, before removing your wallet and wedding ring. He fails to notice the bankroll hidden cleverly in the sweatband of your $379 hat.
Sir, you have been robbed.
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Correct escape plan differs for ladies and gentlemen. So far, nobody has come up with the correct method.
Let's just say, the ladies' method is a golden oldie in escapes, and the gentlemen's is also. Think Wild Wild West. 👍👍✌
Hmm ... 🕛🕐🕑🕒🕓🕔🕕🕖🕗🕘🕙🕚...💤✊
G'night everyone. ✌ -
⌖🔥H@VOC🔥⌖ wrote:
Wrapped in the satin sheet she made her way to the sound of pattering water and slightly opens the door. There he was.. The man who swept her off her feet and captivated her heart like no other. She glances across the room and see's the suit laying on the floor that bears his honor and sacrifices. Thinking back to that moment of the night before when on the dance floor she felt the touch of his hand placed gently on the small of her back and heard the voice calmly say "excuse me my lovely but may I interrupt this dance" to turn and see her knight in shining armour flew thousands of miles to surprise her. Dressed in his military suit with those eyes that reminded her of the blue sunlit sky she bidded the gracious man she was sharing the dance with adieu and escaped to the penthouse he had waiting for her.🔫ØᎦᏌ✴ᏀĮЯŁ🌹 wrote:
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Moments of guilt set in after learning that the man's fate that had graciously bestowed such kindness upon her was sealed to the locked room with all of the others...
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Turning to the guard behind me, I ask to be bludgeond, as I absolutely hate electric shock. 😒
I ask simply to remove my jacket, that I might fall comfortably. As I lift my jacket over my head... I grab hold of the sleeves, and spinning around, I wrap them around the surprised guards neck, cutting off his airflow and negating any command he might have given.
His hand comes up, grasping at the jacket, while his other hand attempts to connect with my head, but the angle is horrible, and the blows only encourage me to pull tighter.
As the other guards start to react, I back step to the corner, using my poor guard as a sheild as the dogs come into play. My sheild finally slips into unconsciousness and I drop him to the floor. Surrounded, I releave the guard of his blackjack. With my very nice jacket wrapped around my arm, and the club at the ready, blood trickling down my face from a lucky blow to my brow..
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