👗Ladies and 👔gentlemen,🍸🍴🍲🌹
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Dmitri wrote:
You'll soon be deported to McDonald's with me...♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Where's the arcade?Dmitri wrote:
I said no. Don't push your luck, pal. We have bouncers here.♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Aww why?Dmitri wrote:
No.♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Also can I have another goat?Dmitri wrote:
I believe that the ladies have been shown to the powder rooms. The gentlemen's lavatories and smoking area are across the hall sir, we would be happy to show you the way should you require the assistance.Where's the bathroom?
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Carpenter wrote:
Why? I am stuffed with food. So I wondered maybe I can play a few games.Dmitri wrote:
You'll soon be deported to McDonald's with me...♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
SnippedDmitri wrote:
I said no. Don't push your luck, pal. We have bouncers here.♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Aww why?Dmitri wrote:
No.♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
SnippedDmitri wrote:
I believe that the ladies have been shown to the powder rooms. The gentlemen's lavatories and smoking area are across the hall sir, we would be happy to show you the way should you require the assistance.Where's the bathroom?
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Whats up that staircase with the armed guards?
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🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Whats up that staircase with the armed guards?
The VIP balcony of course .....
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Oh no, am I too late? I only just got the invitation; I was away on a trip with the family.
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What's with shooting outside? Fireworks?
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Excuse me howcome they get a young female private masseus and we only get a ring and a chaperone?!Gentlemen, please accept this small token, care of the house. As we were led to believe before accepting applicants for this evening, you are all single, yes?
Good. Please find a masseur table to fit your liking. Each is cordoned off in its own chamber with a young, female masseur to assist you. After you receive your massage, we hope you will enjoy the private sauna: entry is through the back of your chosen masseur's chamber. Humidity and temperature controls are simple, and your personal masseur is capable of assisting you should you need it. These young ladies will accompany you for the rest of the evening, waiting on your every need and desire.
Sexism! -
👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
Oh dear. Bloody politics. I thought I made it pretty clear that your chaperone was the opposite-sex-equivalent of the gentlemen's masseur. Anyway, you're not single, ma'am. 😲😄♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Excuse me howcome they get a young female private masseus and we only get a ring and a chaperone?!✂ chamber with a young, female masseur to assist you. After you receive your massage, we hope you will enjoy the private sauna: entry is through the back of your chosen masseur's chamber. Humidity and temperature controls are simple, and your personal masseur is capable of assisting you should you need it. These young ladies will accompany you for the rest of the evening, waiting on your every need and desire.
Sexism! -
Oh, by the way,
Number 100! 😄 -
♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Um, neither am I. I think I will watch a movie with the ladies if you don't mind.👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
Oh dear. Bloody politics. I thought I made it pretty clear that your chaperone was the opposite-sex-equivalent of the gentlemen's masseur. Anyway, you're not single, ma'am. 😲😄♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Excuse me howcome they get a young female private masseus and we only get a ring and a chaperone?!✂ chamber with a young, female masseur to assist you. After you receive your massage, we hope you will enjoy the private sauna: entry is through the back of your chosen masseur's chamber. Humidity and temperature controls are simple, and your personal masseur is capable of assisting you should you need it. These young ladies will accompany you for the rest of the evening, waiting on your every need and desire.
Sexism! -
Hyena wrote:
Switzerland, you can't ditch like that! It's only a back massage, geez. 😉😜♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Um, neither am I. I think I will watch a movie with the ladies if you don't mind.👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
Oh dear. Bloody politics. I thought I made it pretty clear that your chaperone was the opposite-sex-equivalent of the gentlemen's masseur. Anyway, you're not single, ma'am. 😲😄♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Excuse me howcome they get a young female private masseus and we only get a ring and a chaperone?!✂
Sexism! -
♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Ahhh but last time the missus walked in on me she got the wrong idea. Better to be safe than sorry.Hyena wrote:
Switzerland, you can't ditch like that! It's only a back massage, geez. 😉😜♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Um, neither am I. I think I will watch a movie with the ladies if you don't mind.👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
Oh dear. Bloody politics. I thought I made it pretty clear that your chaperone was the opposite-sex-equivalent of the gentlemen's masseur. Anyway, you're not single, ma'am. 😲😄♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Excuse me howcome they get a young female private masseus and we only get a ring and a chaperone?!✂
Sexism! -
Excuse me Mr. Turfa, but ive just arrived. I was wondering what that huge screen is for.
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And for my appetizer i would like the garlic bread, for the main course i would like nachos with cheeze, chicken and salsa and for dessert the banana split with caramel and chocolate sauces.
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Lord Jobo wrote:
Excuse me Mr. Turfa, but ive just arrived. I was wondering what that huge screen is for.
Lord Jobo wrote:
Hmm. I'm afraid I don't see your name upon this guest list. You are one of three people worldwide not listed: the other two are Lady Gaga and some guy named Sweeney Todd.And for my appetizer i would like the garlic bread, for the main course i would like nachos with cheeze, chicken and salsa and for dessert the banana split with caramel and chocolate sauces.
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Excuse me but may I have some garlic bread?
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Dmitri wrote:
Yes. It's in the dining room, you'll get some later on 👍Excuse me but may I have some garlic bread?
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Is there a arcade?
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Dmitri wrote:
Not sure about "a arcade", but I think there's "an arcade"...Is there a arcade?
Out the door, down the street, and around the corner in the "lower class" area. We have private masseurs and ruby rings here!
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Ahhhh the musicians have arrived. The London Phillharmonic Orchestra with AC/DC.
Should be very entertaining.
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Ugh. Sorry guys, I tripped and knocked myself out on the corner of the table.
I'm surprised to see no one helped me...And where did my wallet go?! Did someone steal?! Come on! This isn't funny. Just give it back.
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Superyan wrote:
Sry old habits ya know.Ugh. Sorry guys, I tripped and knocked myself out on the corner of the table.
I'm surprised to see no one helped me...And where did my wallet go?! Did someone steal?! Come on! This isn't funny. Just give it back.
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Superyan wrote:
Sorry, I thought you had had a bit to much tipple and were sleeping it off. I didn't want to embarrass you...Ugh. Sorry guys, I tripped and knocked myself out on the corner of the table.
I'm surprised to see no one helped me...And where did my wallet go?! Did someone steal?! Come on! This isn't funny. Just give it back.
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Awe come onLord Jobo wrote:
Excuse me Mr. Turfa, but ive just arrived. I was wondering what that huge screen is for.
Lord Jobo wrote:
Hmm. I'm afraid I don't see your name upon this guest list. You are one of three people worldwide not listed: the other two are Lady Gaga and some guy named Sweeney Todd.And for my appetizer i would like the garlic bread, for the main course i would like nachos with cheeze, chicken and salsa and for dessert the banana split with caramel and chocolate sauces.
Sorry, you can't come in. -
Can i at least have the garlic bread
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I'm liking the uhhh.. massage, yeah.
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Get✯SomeⒼ₡❸ wrote:
Just don't turn over...I'm liking the uhhh.. massage, yeah.
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👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
Thanks and I am a Serb.Dmitri wrote:
Not sure about "a arcade", but I think there's "an arcade"...Is there a arcade?
Out the door, down the street, and around the corner in the "lower class" area. We have private masseurs and ruby rings here!
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Hyena wrote:
Sur le monsieur contraire!Get✯SomeⒼ₡❸ wrote:
Just don't turn over...I'm liking the uhhh.. massage, yeah.
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Dmitri wrote:
Добар дан добри мој колега. Да ли сте прочитали српски?👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
Thanks and I am a Serb.Dmitri wrote:
Not sure about "a arcade", but I think there's "an arcade"...Is there a arcade?
Out the door, down the street, and around the corner in the "lower class" area. We have private masseurs and ruby rings here!
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