👗Ladies and 👔gentlemen,🍸🍴🍲🌹
Forums › General Discussion › 👗Ladies and 👔gentlemen,🍸🍴🍲🌹-
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
-
Can we at least have the complementary peanuts??
-
Mmmm main course
Rack of Kangaroo, on a bed of mashed sweet potato and spinach with a red wine jus.
Sides include fresh beans, rocket, parmesan & rocket salad.
To drink I am having a 1997 Wolf Blass Grey Label Cabernet Saugignon.
-
Ladies, we would like to bring to your attention the perfume testing rooms. Fully fitted and furnished with only the best quality mirrors and most exquisite perfumes the world has to offer, we invite you to try them for yourself. Covered entirely by your entry fee, you may sample them as much as you like.
You may also notice the dressers and cloaking closets in this room. There are closets enough for every wonderful one of you, and as our respectable patrons we would like to assure you of their complete security should you opt to store your handbags and personal items in them for the remainder of the evening.
At the far end of the room, you will find a large wine cabinet lined with silver and gold, set against the carved oken wall. In this wine cabinet, you may notice several hundred bottles of aged and quality wine, along with racks of crystal goblets.
A tender is on hand for the entirety of the evening, serving you drinks and giving directions to the powder rooms.
Ladies, we hope you enjoy your stay. -
Gentlemen, before you stand the doors to the trophy rooms. Before you step inside, we would like to describe in some small detail the marvellous sight.
As you enter, you will see on your left hand side a large area set aside for bear hunting. The low, log walls and heavily beamed ceiling sets the atmosphere of a mountain hunting lodge. Bearskin rugs adorn the floors, and stuffed bears of several breeds stand around them. Grizzly bears, black bears, even a polar bear stand mute as you browse. A rack of rifles from several ages is set into the far wall and includes muzzle loading muskets through to modern high calibre, long distance, precision instruments. -
On the other side of the room, we have mixed species trophies on display. These include but are not limited to: moose, cougars, lynx, spotted tail deer, Alaskan wolf, bison and many kinds of birds.
Other displays in the room include exotic creatures and birds: giraffe, leopard - pelts and stuffed, rhinoceros, Australian red kangaroo and the majestic Bengal Tiger.
We also boast many species of reptile: from the crocodiles of the Nile, to the cayman of Brazil. Goanna and salt water crocodiles from Australia, and boa constrictors from several continents, least of all not being the great anaconda from South America.
Gentlemen, we hope you enjoy your stay.
-
You're all too drunk on power and wealth to even comment. Tsk tsk.
-
💔Gяɛɛɴϻɑɳҳṗһıʟㅌ wrote:
Well it is like cream a lil and we Serbs ways have our goat meat with it. And any rokia here? Or some fresh Serbian beer?Dmitri wrote:
You just requested serbian cream because your meat needs flavor. Nothing seems awkward about that to you?💔Gяɛɛɴϻɑɳҳṗһıʟㅌ wrote:
How? It is normal for me.This is soooo awkward!!
-
Excuse me but you never mentioned an entry fee before?
Who paid for mine lol?! -
👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
I was feeling charitable this evening and took the liberty of paying your entry fee for you. Enjoy your evening Mrs. G.Excuse me but you never mentioned an entry fee before?
Who paid for mine lol?! -
👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
Shhhh they didn't check me at the door either....Excuse me but you never mentioned an entry fee before?
Who paid for mine lol?! -
Hyena wrote:
Haha are you carrying weapons?👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
Shhhh they didn't check me at the door either....Excuse me but you never mentioned an entry fee before?
Who paid for mine lol?!
I might be armed and dangerous 😏 -
👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
You don't need to be armed to be dangerous dressed like that Mrs G....Hyena wrote:
Haha are you carrying weapons?👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
Shhhh they didn't check me at the door either....Excuse me but you never mentioned an entry fee before?
Who paid for mine lol?!
I might be armed and dangerous 😏 -
Hyena wrote:
Ooooh wow! Ma'am! 😜👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
You don't need to be armed to be dangerous dressed like that Mrs G....Hyena wrote:
Haha are you carrying weapons?👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
Shhhh they didn't check me at the door either....Excuse me but you never mentioned an entry fee before?
Who paid for mine lol?!
I might be armed and dangerous 😏 -
♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Aha now what is that supposed to mean Hyena?Hyena wrote:
Ooooh wow! Ma'am! 😜👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
You don't need to be armed to be dangerous dressed like that Mrs G....Hyena wrote:
Haha are you carrying weapons?👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
Shhhh they didn't check me at the door either....Excuse me but you never mentioned an entry fee before?
Who paid for mine lol?!
I might be armed and dangerous 😏 -
Where's the bathroom?
-
👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
Just that you are dressed to kill ma'am.♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Aha now what is that supposed to mean Hyena?Hyena wrote:
Ooooh wow! Ma'am! 😜👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
You don't need to be armed to be dangerous dressed like that Mrs G....Hyena wrote:
Haha are you carrying weapons?👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
Shhhh they didn't check me at the door either....Excuse me but you never mentioned an entry fee before?
Who paid for mine lol?!
I might be armed and dangerous 😏 -
Dmitri wrote:
I believe that the ladies have been shown to the powder rooms. The gentlemen's lavatories and smoking area are across the hall sir, we would be happy to show you the way should you require the assistance.Where's the bathroom?
-
ℐⱥʗҝ💉ⅅⱥ💉ℜⅈ₱₱ⅇℜ wrote:
Lol, your next victim ? :PNo offence fellas but I think I'll wait for the ladies....😁
-
♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Also can I have another goat?Dmitri wrote:
I believe that the ladies have been shown to the powder rooms. The gentlemen's lavatories and smoking area are across the hall sir, we would be happy to show you the way should you require the assistance.Where's the bathroom?
-
Dmitri wrote:
No.♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Also can I have another goat?Dmitri wrote:
I believe that the ladies have been shown to the powder rooms. The gentlemen's lavatories and smoking area are across the hall sir, we would be happy to show you the way should you require the assistance.Where's the bathroom?
-
♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Aww why?Dmitri wrote:
No.♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Also can I have another goat?Dmitri wrote:
I believe that the ladies have been shown to the powder rooms. The gentlemen's lavatories and smoking area are across the hall sir, we would be happy to show you the way should you require the assistance.Where's the bathroom?
-
Dmitri wrote:
I said no. Don't push your luck, pal. We have bouncers here.♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Aww why?Dmitri wrote:
No.♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Also can I have another goat?Dmitri wrote:
I believe that the ladies have been shown to the powder rooms. The gentlemen's lavatories and smoking area are across the hall sir, we would be happy to show you the way should you require the assistance.Where's the bathroom?
-
It's odd, I'm reading turfa's description of this palace and the voice it's using is that guy from a tv show i watched as a kid called lifestyles of the rich and famous.
-
shadowking wrote:
I am no child, Sir. I am the butler. You may call me Nester.It's odd, I'm reading turfa's description of this palace and the voice it's using is that guy from a tv show i watched as a kid called lifestyles of the rich and famous.
-
Ladies, please accept this small token, care of the house. The rubies are real and the silver is pure - we only ask that you wear them for the remainder of the night. Your finger size was scanned electronically as you passed through the lobby: they should fit perfectly on your right index fingers.
The room we would like to show you to next is the theatre.
On show tonight is whatever you chose to watch. The projector emits DNA selective, visible radio waves and sound modulators so that you may watch and hear the film you desire, without interference from whatever the lady to either side of you is watching.The reclining chairs are lined and trimmed with a synthetic material not dissimilar to the fur of the polar bear in colour and comfort: ensuring a warm and luxurious seat throughout your stay.
-
You may notice the chaperones standing by each couch: these young men will stay by your side for the remainder of the night to wait on you and do your bidding. Should you require any refreshments, simply make known your desire to them, and they will wait upon you.
Ladies, smoking is not allowed in this room.
-
Gentlemen, please accept this small token, care of the house. As we were led to believe before accepting applicants for this evening, you are all single, yes?
Good. Please find a masseur table to fit your liking. Each is cordoned off in its own chamber with a young, female masseur to assist you. After you receive your massage, we hope you will enjoy the private sauna: entry is through the back of your chosen masseur's chamber. Humidity and temperature controls are simple, and your personal masseur is capable of assisting you should you need it. These young ladies will accompany you for the rest of the evening, waiting on your every need and desire. -
Please observe the privacy protocols set in place by the estate's manager: for the benefit and comfort of all other patrons, we request that you keep your massage within the confines of your chamber and sauna.
As we are sure you aren't too worried about the architectural significance of your surroundings, we believe that our description thus far should suffice.
Gentlemen, smoking in these rooms is not allowed.
-
♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Where's the arcade?Dmitri wrote:
I said no. Don't push your luck, pal. We have bouncers here.♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Aww why?Dmitri wrote:
No.♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Also can I have another goat?Dmitri wrote:
I believe that the ladies have been shown to the powder rooms. The gentlemen's lavatories and smoking area are across the hall sir, we would be happy to show you the way should you require the assistance.Where's the bathroom?
![[][]](https://turfwarsapp.com/img/app/ajax-forbutton.gif)
Purchase Respect Points NEW! · Support · Turf Map · Terms · Privacy
©2021 MeanFreePath LLC