👗Ladies and 👔gentlemen,🍸🍴🍲🌹
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Lady Skillz wrote:
*taps Lady Skillz on the shoulder* i touched uMorgan you are the epitome of a mortal. You reek of the stench a mortal gives off!!
Jobo I would never waste my highest strengths to kill you off completely after all I am a lady and conduct myself with dignity.
Señorita don't worry as the great MCHammer once said..."can't touch this" -
Lady Skillz wrote:
I just showered this morning. And neither of us can die. But we can both feel pain…Morgan you are the epitome of a mortal. You reek of the stench a mortal gives off!!
Jobo I would never waste my highest strengths to kill you off completely after all I am a lady and conduct myself with dignity.
Señorita don't worry as the great MCHammer once said..."can't touch this" -
Morgan Freeman wrote:
I made all that stuff possible. No one can comprehend my 👑awesomeness👑Lord Jobo wrote:
1. Rainbow stars are inanimate objects with eyesMorgan Freeman wrote:
Its not a decoy i did tests on it and it has rainbow star DNA and a miniscule time machineLord Jobo wrote:
.Lady Skillz wrote:
Morgan Freeman wrote:
.Lady Skillz wrote:
Morgan Freeman wrote:
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2. Even if it did have such qualitys, you'd lose them next time you pee
3. To build a time machine you'd need to make a black hole out of 100 stars (I.e. time travel isn't currently possible) -
Morgan what is this pain you speak of??
Jobo it is not possible for you to touch me I killed you like 40 min ago. -
Lady Skillz wrote:
Yes a very good question.Morgan what is this pain you speak of??
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I am still alive because i am not dead. I cannot stay dead. I cannot be dead. Therefore i am ever-living. I am immortal and immune to pain and suffering.
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Lord Jobo wrote:
You are stupid. You can't make it up as you go along. 😡I am still alive because i am not dead. I cannot stay dead. I cannot be dead. Therefore i am ever-living. I am immortal and immune to pain and suffering.
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YOU wrote:
Which means that i did, indeed, touch uI am still alive because i am not dead. I cannot stay dead. I cannot be dead. Therefore i am ever-living. I am immortal and immune to pain and suffering.
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You know what?? I'm tired of talking about all this "immortal" crap! I have planted bombs at orphanages throughout France and Russia! You all have 28 1/2 hours to find and deactivate them or the orphans get it!
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Morgan Freeman wrote:
Oh, and that shower was doused in poison, so u only have 5...4...3...2...1...never mind, ur dead.Lady Skillz wrote:
I just showered this morning. And neither of us can die. But we can both feel pain…Morgan you are the epitome of a mortal. You reek of the stench a mortal gives off!!
Jobo I would never waste my highest strengths to kill you off completely after all I am a lady and conduct myself with dignity.
Señorita don't worry as the great MCHammer once said..."can't touch this" -
Lord Jobo wrote:
Just shut up and focus on saving the orphans!Morgan Freeman wrote:
Oh, and that shower was doused in poison, so u only have 5...4...3...2...1...never mind, ur dead.Lady Skillz wrote:
I just showered this morning. And neither of us can die. But we can both feel pain…Morgan you are the epitome of a mortal. You reek of the stench a mortal gives off!!
Jobo I would never waste my highest strengths to kill you off completely after all I am a lady and conduct myself with dignity.
Señorita don't worry as the great MCHammer once said..."can't touch this" -
Jobo get out the ER and fight like a what you call "man"
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Lady Skillz wrote:
This was decided beforehand. I stole the potion from u and discovered that it was the same as the antidote, and, never being in a life-threatening situation, never knew i was invincible before thenLord Jobo wrote:
You are stupid. You can't make it up as you go along. 😡I am still alive because i am not dead. I cannot stay dead. I cannot be dead. Therefore i am ever-living. I am immortal and immune to pain and suffering.
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Lady Skillz wrote:
Im not in the ERJobo get out the ER and fight like a what you call "man"
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Morgan Freeman wrote:
Ok ill hitch a plane to russia and have all the orphanages evacuated and train them all to be in my garlic bread-making factoryYou know what?? I'm tired of talking about all this "immortal" crap! I have planted bombs at orphanages throughout France and Russia! You all have 28 1/2 hours to find and deactivate them or the orphans get it!
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As for france, Lady Skillz can do wat she wants with them
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Welp im off ta bed dont do anything irrational while im gone.
The garlic bread is watching
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Lord Jobo wrote:
Don't worry we won't miss you. 👋Welp im off ta bed dont do anything irrational while im gone.
The garlic bread is watching
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Lord Jobo wrote:
Thank god… now why do we have to be in the same time zone???Welp im off ta bed dont do anything irrational while im gone.
The garlic bread is watching
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Hyena wrote:
I paid it.SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
That's teaching him, beautiful...🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
I, SeñoritaMafioso, vested with the powers only granted to the priests of They, do expropriate your sovereignty, presumably donned by Them.I have placed a mind altering agent in your champagne glasses.
You will bow, or you shall kneel....
IN PEICES.
Believe in me, and together we will find the secret to the fountain of youth..
(virgin blood baths, so I've been told)And as Agent Mafioso, I warn you with a ticket. $35 k, to be payable within two weeks.
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No wait.. Seems I stole it back from you, plus expenses :) -
Lady Skillz wrote:
LMAO!Lord Jobo wrote:
I am going to draw a stapler, then wait until your stupid star wears off in 30 seconds and staple you to death. Next time give me a challenge pah-lease.Lady Skillz wrote:
Ok i draw...(drum roll plays) A RAINBOW STAR FROM MARIO! i become invincible and can jump super high!Lord Jobo, I have decided since you like trying to kill everyone that your time has come. Draw you best weapon and meet me in the private park around back.
I draw... Oh, I know!
I draw a universal eraser. With this eraser, I erase each and every weapon you draw! 😝✊ -
SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
You know I'm a priest of They, right Seniorita? 😏👍🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
I, SeñoritaMafioso, vested with the powers only granted to the priests of They, do expropriate your sovereignty, presumably donned by Them.I have placed a mind altering agent in your champagne glasses.
You will bow, or you shall kneel....
IN PEICES.
Believe in me, and together we will find the secret to the fountain of youth..
(virgin blood baths, so I've been told)And as Agent Mafioso, I warn you with a ticket. $35 k, to be payable within two weeks.
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
I draw my dog who will eat your eraser and then maul you!! 😂🐶Lady Skillz wrote:
LMAO!Lord Jobo wrote:
I am going to draw a stapler, then wait until your stupid star wears off in 30 seconds and staple you to death. Next time give me a challenge pah-lease.Lady Skillz wrote:
Ok i draw...(drum roll plays) A RAINBOW STAR FROM MARIO! i become invincible and can jump super high!Lord Jobo, I have decided since you like trying to kill everyone that your time has come. Draw you best weapon and meet me in the private park around back.
I draw... Oh, I know!
I draw a universal eraser. With this eraser, I erase each and every weapon you draw! 😝✊ -
In response to the conversation regarding immortality, I would like to point out a potentially devastating flaw in everybody's apparent logic.
Flaw in said logic, proved by TurfaDictionary™:
Immortal: Adj. [also: noun] Def: Being without age, that is, existing forever.
eg. 1. The immortal man lives forever.
eg. 2. That god is an immortalInvincible: Adj. Def: Unable to be beaten or killed: by definition, also immortal.
eg. The incredible hulk would appear to be invincibleYou see, ladies and gentlemen, an immortal being can still be killed. They simply do not die of old age.
I also put it to you that, whilst you have been fighting over the immortality elixir, I was in my lab creating an invincibility potion. Genius that I am, I was successful and now beat you all.I win! ✊
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Lady Skillz wrote:
😂😂shut-down! 😂😂Lord Jobo wrote:
You are stupid. You can't make it up as you go along. 😡I am still alive because i am not dead. I cannot stay dead. I cannot be dead. Therefore i am ever-living. I am immortal and immune to pain and suffering.
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🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Lmao 👍😂Hyena wrote:
I paid it.SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
That's teaching him, beautiful...🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
I, SeñoritaMafioso, vested with the powers only granted to the priests of They, do expropriate your sovereignty, presumably donned by Them.I have placed a mind altering agent in your champagne glasses.
You will bow, or you shall kneel....
IN PEICES.
Believe in me, and together we will find the secret to the fountain of youth..
(virgin blood baths, so I've been told)And as Agent Mafioso, I warn you with a ticket. $35 k, to be payable within two weeks.
💑
No wait.. Seems I stole it back from you, plus expenses :) -
♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Turfa I should have drowned you when I had the chance but I thought we were better then that. Now your trying to kill me too!! 😡 you suck just like everyone else. 😡😡😡In response to the conversation regarding immortality, I would like to point out a potentially devastating flaw in everybody's apparent logic.
Flaw in said logic, proved by TurfaDictionary™:
You see, ladies and gentlemen, an immortal being can still be killed. They simply do not die of old age.
I also put it to you that, whilst you have been fighting over the immortality elixir, I was in my lab creating an invincibility potion. Genius that I am, I was successful and now beat you all.I win! ✊
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Lady Skillz wrote:
Nahh ... You're safe baby, you're with me! 😘😊♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Turfa I should have drowned you when I had the chance but I thought we were better then that. Now your trying to kill me too!! 😡 you suck just like everyone else. 😡😡😡In response to the conversation regarding immortality, I would like to point out a potentially devastating flaw in everybody's apparent logic.
Flaw in said logic, proved by TurfaDictionary™:
You see, ladies and gentlemen, an immortal being can still be killed. They simply do not die of old age.
I also put it to you that, whilst you have been fighting over the immortality elixir, I was in my lab creating an invincibility potion. Genius that I am, I was successful and now beat you all.I win! ✊
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Turfa I think your gonna 💔 btw check your Pm's. You'll like this one.
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Lady Skillz wrote:
Off with you! 👎😠 have some C4 👉📦Lord Jobo wrote:
I never eat the garlic bead, that too low class for me.Lady Skillz wrote:
Did u eat the garlic bread?Morgan Freeman wrote:
Morgan I can't believe you would try to kill me I am UNDEFEATABLE!!! Hahaha.Lady Skillz wrote:
Well the assassins were cause I thought you poisoned me when you implanted the tracker (which I have now removed). The fire was cause you and Hyena sounded like a bunch of nails and shards of glass being dragged across the chalkboard. And the bomb I put in the- never mind, never mind…Morgan why do you try to kill me all the time. What have I done to deserve this??
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