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Lady Skillz wrote:
Lmao! Interesting 😳😏Turfa I think your gonna 💔 btw check your Pm's. You'll like this one.
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Dmitri wrote:
I am going to shove that C4 down your throat 😲Lady Skillz wrote:
Off with you! 👎😠 have some C4 👉📦Lord Jobo wrote:
I never eat the garlic bead, that too low class for me.Lady Skillz wrote:
Did u eat the garlic bread?Morgan Freeman wrote:
Morgan I can't believe you would try to kill me I am UNDEFEATABLE!!! Hahaha.Lady Skillz wrote:
Well...Morgan why do you try to kill me all the time. What have I done to deserve this??
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Lady Skillz wrote:
I like garlic bread 😊✊Dmitri wrote:
I am going to shove that C4 down your throat 😲Lady Skillz wrote:
Off with you! 👎😠 have some C4 👉📦Lord Jobo wrote:
I never eat the garlic bead, that too low class for me.Lady Skillz wrote:
Did u eat the garlic bread?Morgan Freeman wrote:
Morgan I can't believe you would try to kill me I am UNDEFEATABLE!!! Hahaha.Lady Skillz wrote:
Well...Morgan why do you try to kill me all the time. What have I done to deserve this??
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
No you don't sweetie...remember we had an intervention for your addiction.Lady Skillz wrote:
I like garlic bread 😊✊Dmitri wrote:
I am going to shove that C4 down your throat 😲Lady Skillz wrote:
Off with you! 👎😠 have some C4 👉📦Lord Jobo wrote:
I never eat the garlic bead, that too low class for me.Lady Skillz wrote:
Did u eat the garlic bread?Morgan Freeman wrote:
Morgan I can't believe you would try to kill me I am UNDEFEATABLE!!Hahaha.Lady Skillz wrote:
Well...Morgan why do you try to kill me all the time. What have I done to deserve this??
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Lady Skillz wrote:
Oh yeah 😔♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
No you don't sweetie...remember we had an intervention for your addiction.Lady Skillz wrote:
I like garlic bread 😊✊Dmitri wrote:
✂Lady Skillz wrote:
✂Lord Jobo wrote:
✂Lady Skillz wrote:
✂Morgan Freeman wrote:
✂Lady Skillz wrote:
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Turfa I'm counting on you to hold down the fort and not let anyone kill me while I'm gone. I'll be back in a few hours.
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Bloody bakers get into everything. 🙎 You see I also happen to be an Agent of Yawn. I am afraid that you all need to go to bed....😉
For sleep that is, we need to do this to ensure you all break that bread addiction. A rested man is a good man. A rested woman is a relaxed and happy woman....😺
And don't worry I have attacked the local bakeries substituting half the flour for chamomile. It is sure to break the baker's plot and put everyone to sleep. 💤💤💤
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Hyena wrote:
Trust me I'm going to bed...it's 3am here. Goodnight allBloody bakers get into everything. 🙎 You see I also happen to be an Agent of Yawn. I am afraid that you all need to go to bed....😉
For sleep that is, we need to do this to ensure you all break that bread addiction. A rested man is a good man. A rested woman is a relaxed and happy woman....😺
And don't worry I have attacked the local bakeries substituting half the flour for chamomile. It is sure to break the baker's plot and put everyone to sleep. 💤💤💤
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Lady Skillz wrote:
I'll do my best m'lady! 😊Turfa I'm counting on you to hold down the fort and not let anyone kill me while I'm gone. I'll be back in a few hours.
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Thank you 😘Lady Skillz wrote:
I'll do my best m'lady! 😊Turfa I'm counting on you to hold down the fort and not let anyone kill me while I'm gone. I'll be back in a few hours.
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Hyena wrote:
😳😳😳Bloody bakers get into everything. 🙎 You see I also happen to be an Agent of Yawn. I am afraid that you all need to go to bed....😉
For sleep that is, we need to do this to ensure you all break that bread addiction. A rested man is a good man. A rested woman is a relaxed and happy woman....😺
And don't worry I have attacked the local bakeries substituting half the flour for chamomile. It is sure to break the baker's plot and put everyone to sleep. 💤💤💤
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Lady Skillz wrote:
You're welcome. Now go sleep! ✋😊😘♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Thank you 😘Lady Skillz wrote:
I'll do my best m'lady! 😊Turfa I'm counting on you to hold down the fort and not let anyone kill me while I'm gone. I'll be back in a few hours.
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Lady Skillz wrote:
You can't! It's too big FOOL! WHY U NO LIKE GARLIC BREAD?!?Dmitri wrote:
I am going to shove that C4 down your throat 😲Lady Skillz wrote:
Off with you! 👎😠 have some C4 👉📦Lord Jobo wrote:
I never eat the garlic bead, that too low class for me.Lady Skillz wrote:
Did u eat the garlic bread?Morgan Freeman wrote:
Morgan I can't believe you would try to kill me I am UNDEFEATABLE!!! Hahaha.Lady Skillz wrote:
Well...Morgan why do you try to kill me all the time. What have I done to deserve this??
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Lol Dmitri. Can I have an RPG please? I want to blow up my burned down mansion ✊😏
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Will you have Hyena give back my 80K rubles too?Lol Dmitri. Can I have an RPG please? I want to blow up my burned down mansion ✊😏
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Dmitri wrote:
I'll swap you 80k rubles for 2 RPG's and 4 AK47's. Plus obviously several boxes of ammunition for each one. Deal?♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Will you have Hyena give back my 80K rubles too?Lol Dmitri. Can I have an RPG please? I want to blow up my burned down mansion ✊😏
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Ahhh the girls have gone to sleep, they look so peaceful 👸👩💤💤 hard to believe they are both hardened killers 🙍👊😲😻
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Okay all that and a Tank. Here ya go sir!Dmitri wrote:
I'll swap you 80k rubles for 2 RPG's and 4 AK47's. Plus obviously several boxes of ammunition for each one. Deal?♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Will you have Hyena give back my 80K rubles too?Lol Dmitri. Can I have an RPG please? I want to blow up my burned down mansion ✊😏
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Dmitri wrote:
Oh Rubles, sorry thought you were talking about the 80k rubies I stole from you. 😜😱♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Okay all that and a Tank. Here ya go sir!Dmitri wrote:
I'll swap you 80k rubles for 2 RPG's and 4 AK47's. Plus obviously several boxes of ammunition for each one. Deal?♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Will you have Hyena give back my 80K rubles too?Lol Dmitri. Can I have an RPG please? I want to blow up my burned down mansion ✊😏
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Hyena wrote:
Never mind the weapons, Dmitri.Dmitri wrote:
Oh Rubles, sorry thought you were talking about the 80k rubies I stole from you. 😜😱♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Okay all that and a Tank. Here ya go sir!Dmitri wrote:
I'll swap you 80k rubles for 2 RPG's and 4 AK47's. Plus obviously several boxes of ammunition for each one. Deal?♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Will you have Hyena give back my 80K rubles too?Lol Dmitri. Can I have an RPG please? I want to blow up my burned down mansion ✊😏
Hands where I can see them, Hyena! Now, hand over those rubies. -
It took me like three hours to read this whole thing. Hilarious!
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🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
😱 How dare you....Hyena wrote:
I paid it.SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
That's teaching him, beautiful...🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
I, SeñoritaMafioso, vested with the powers only granted to the priests of They, do expropriate your sovereignty, presumably donned by Them.I have placed a mind altering agent in your champagne glasses.
You will bow, or you shall kneel....
IN PEICES.
Believe in me, and together we will find the secret to the fountain of youth..
(virgin blood baths, so I've been told)And as Agent Mafioso, I warn you with a ticket. $35 k, to be payable within two weeks.
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No wait.. Seems I stole it back from you, plus expenses :) -
WTH happened in here?? I read the first four pages then skipped to the end... 😔😔😔😔 completely lost...
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TheNewfieBullet wrote:
Lmao. You read from the start ... to the end?! All ... kazillion pages?!It took me like three hours to read this whole thing. Hilarious!
Damnwow. I believe you should be nationally recognised for your achievement. 👍👍 -
♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
I killed u so ur deadLady Skillz wrote:
LMAO!Lord Jobo wrote:
I am going to draw a stapler, then wait until your stupid star wears off in 30 seconds and staple you to death. Next time give me a challenge pah-lease.Lady Skillz wrote:
Ok i draw...(drum roll plays) A RAINBOW STAR FROM MARIO! i become invincible and can jump super high!Lord Jobo, I have decided since you like trying to kill everyone that your time has come. Draw you best weapon and meet me in the private park around back.
I draw... Oh, I know!
I draw a universal eraser. With this eraser, I erase each and every weapon you draw! 😝✊ -
♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Did u eat any?Lady Skillz wrote:
I like garlic bread 😊✊Dmitri wrote:
I am going to shove that C4 down your throat 😲Lady Skillz wrote:
Off with you! 👎😠 have some C4 👉📦Lord Jobo wrote:
I never eat the garlic bead, that too low class for me.Lady Skillz wrote:
Did u eat the garlic bread?Morgan Freeman wrote:
Morgan I can't believe you would try to kill me I am UNDEFEATABLE!!! Hahaha.Lady Skillz wrote:
Well...Morgan why do you try to kill me all the time. What have I done to deserve this??
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Hyena wrote:
Hey i am tooBloody bakers get into everything. 🙎 You see I also happen to be an Agent of Yawn. I am afraid that you all need to go to bed....😉
For sleep that is, we need to do this to ensure you all break that bread addiction. A rested man is a good man. A rested woman is a relaxed and happy woman....😺
And don't worry I have attacked the local bakeries substituting half the flour for chamomile. It is sure to break the baker's plot and put everyone to sleep. 💤💤💤
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This thread has gone to a strange new place.... 😁
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Why thank you! As I graciously accept this amazing award, I would like to thank all who participated in this thread for making it worth reading.TheNewfieBullet wrote:
Lmao. You read from the start ... to the end?! All ... kazillion pages?!It took me like three hours to read this whole thing. Hilarious!
Damnwow. I believe you should be nationally recognised for your achievement. 👍👍 -
TheNewfieBullet wrote:
Ur very welcome...♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Why thank you! As I graciously accept this amazing award, I would like to thank all who participated in this thread for making it worth reading.TheNewfieBullet wrote:
Lmao. You read from the start ... to the end?! All ... kazillion pages?!It took me like three hours to read this whole thing. Hilarious!
Damnwow. I believe you should be nationally recognised for your achievement. 👍👍Did u touch that medal u were just given?
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