👗Ladies and 👔gentlemen,🍸🍴🍲🌹
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I have placed a mind altering agent in your champagne glasses.
You will bow, or you shall kneel....
IN PEICES.
Believe in me, and together we will find the secret to the fountain of youth..
(virgin blood baths, so I've been told) -
Lady Skillz wrote:
Ok i draw...(drum roll plays) A RAINBOW STAR FROM MARIO! i become invincible and can jump super high!Lord Jobo, I have decided since you like trying to kill everyone that your time has come. Draw you best weapon and meet me in the private park around back.
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Oh and turfa if u touched the water in the pool in the last 8 hours, u only have about 10 mins left to live. That goes for everyone else too😏
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Lord Jobo wrote:
Dammit! I touched i-ugh ...Oh and turfa if u touched the water in the pool in the last 8 hours, u only have about 10 mins left to live. That goes for everyone else too😏
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Lord Jobo wrote:
Yeah, 'cause I totally played that specific virtual trumpet icon. Actually, it looks more like a cornet....SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
That trumpet was poisoned too and only i have the antidote which i give only to a select fewOkay, I am going to band practice 🎺🎶
Let there be no rash decisions while I'm gone. Or 5 new pages... 😱 -
Hyena wrote:
Yes. Yes I will.Lady Skillz wrote:
Anyway Agent Señiorita Mafioso is on the case. I am sure she will be unbiased and incorruptible....♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
You would never turn me in 😘Someone call 000!! Or 911, or your country's equivalent.
I should have had the brains to report you all many pages back for ... for ... f... Aw what for? You all musta done something illegal 😒😁 -
Lord Jobo wrote:
I am going to draw a stapler, then wait until your stupid star wears off in 30 seconds and staple you to death. Next time give me a challenge pah-lease.Lady Skillz wrote:
Ok i draw...(drum roll plays) A RAINBOW STAR FROM MARIO! i become invincible and can jump super high!Lord Jobo, I have decided since you like trying to kill everyone that your time has come. Draw you best weapon and meet me in the private park around back.
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🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
You know I am glad we had that hologram and CCTV installed at the mansion. It is quite funny watching Bruenor hacking and slashing at thin air.I have placed a mind altering agent in your champagne glasses.
You will bow, or you shall kneel....
IN PEICES.
Believe in me, and together we will find the secret to the fountain of youth..
(virgin blood baths, so I've been told)🍹😉
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🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
I, SeñoritaMafioso, vested with the powers only granted to the priests of They, do expropriate your sovereignty, presumably donned by Them.I have placed a mind altering agent in your champagne glasses.
You will bow, or you shall kneel....
IN PEICES.
Believe in me, and together we will find the secret to the fountain of youth..
(virgin blood baths, so I've been told)And as Agent Mafioso, I warn you with a ticket. $35 k, to be payable within two weeks.
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
That's teaching him, beautiful...🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
I, SeñoritaMafioso, vested with the powers only granted to the priests of They, do expropriate your sovereignty, presumably donned by Them.I have placed a mind altering agent in your champagne glasses.
You will bow, or you shall kneel....
IN PEICES.
Believe in me, and together we will find the secret to the fountain of youth..
(virgin blood baths, so I've been told)And as Agent Mafioso, I warn you with a ticket. $35 k, to be payable within two weeks.
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Lady Skillz wrote:
Well have fun with immorality. You see, everyone you love now will age and die, but you won't. Everyone you love will always die, yet you will continue to live. Doesn't sound very fun to me. Oh, and if the world ever does end or humanity is wiped from existence, you'll be stuck alone floating through the void of empty space or have to walk the streets of the abandoned cities, doomed to go mad as your mind collapses…Morgan Freeman wrote:
I never age. I stay at whatever age I want. Time circles around me.Lady, can age kill you?
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Lady Skillz wrote:
U draw first this timeLord Jobo wrote:
I am going to draw a stapler, then wait until your stupid star wears off in 30 seconds and staple you to death. Next time give me a challenge pah-lease.Lady Skillz wrote:
Ok i draw...(drum roll plays) A RAINBOW STAR FROM MARIO! i become invincible and can jump super high!Lord Jobo, I have decided since you like trying to kill everyone that your time has come. Draw you best weapon and meet me in the private park around back.
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Morgan Freeman wrote:
Who said she was the only one👨👳👲👸👼👵👴👱👲👧👳👳👧👱👴👵👵💁🙅👯👫🚶💃🚶Lady Skillz wrote:
Well have fun with immorality. You see, everyone you love now will age and die, but you won't. Everyone you love will always die, yet you will continue to live. Doesn't sound very fun to me. Oh, and if the world ever does end or humanity is wiped from existence, you'll be stuck alone floating through the void of empty space or have to walk the streets of the abandoned cities, doomed to go mad as your mind collapses…Morgan Freeman wrote:
I never age. I stay at whatever age I want. Time circles around me.Lady, can age kill you?
There are plenty of us walking amongst you....
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Morgan Freeman wrote:
😢 That wa beautiful... Spoken like a true God actor...Lady Skillz wrote:
Well have fun with immorality. You see, everyone you love now will age and die, but you won't. Everyone you love will always die, yet you will continue to live. Doesn't sound very fun to me. Oh, and if the world ever does end or humanity is wiped from existence, you'll be stuck alone floating through the void of empty space or have to walk the streets of the abandoned cities, doomed to go mad as your mind collapses…Morgan Freeman wrote:
I never age. I stay at whatever age I want. Time circles around me.Lady, can age kill you?
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Hyena wrote:
Men can't control time and look good forever like women!Morgan Freeman wrote:
Who said she was the only one👨👳👲👸👼👵👴👱👲👧👳👳👧👱👴👵👵💁🙅👯👫🚶💃🚶Lady Skillz wrote:
Well have fun with immorality. You see, everyone you love now will age and die, but you won't. Everyone you love will always die, yet you will continue to live. Doesn't sound very fun to me. Oh, and if the world ever does end or humanity is wiped from existence, you'll be stuck alone floating through the void of empty space or have to walk the streets of the abandoned cities, doomed to go mad as your mind collapses…Morgan Freeman wrote:
I never age. I stay at whatever age I want. Time circles around me.Lady, can age kill you?
There are plenty of us walking amongst you....
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Hyena wrote:
😊😌😘SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
That's teaching him, beautiful...🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
I, SeñoritaMafioso, vested with the powers only granted to the priests of They, do expropriate your sovereignty, presumably donned by Them.I have placed a mind altering agent in your champagne glasses.
You will bow, or you shall kneel....
IN PEICES.
Believe in me, and together we will find the secret to the fountain of youth..
(virgin blood baths, so I've been told)And as Agent Mafioso, I warn you with a ticket. $35 k, to be payable within two weeks.
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Hyena wrote:
How about this guy? 👷 He's sad you didn't include him...Morgan Freeman wrote:
Who said she was the only one👨👳👲👸👼👵👴👱👲👧👳👳👧👱👴👵👵💁🙅👯👫🚶💃🚶Lady Skillz wrote:
Well have fun with immorality. You see, everyone you love now will age and die, but you won't. Everyone you love will always die, yet you will continue to live. Doesn't sound very fun to me. Oh, and if the world ever does end or humanity is wiped from existence, you'll be stuck alone floating through the void of empty space or have to walk the streets of the abandoned cities, doomed to go mad as your mind collapses…Morgan Freeman wrote:
I never age. I stay at whatever age I want. Time circles around me.Lady, can age kill you?
There are plenty of us walking amongst you....
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
If you want to continue the interview, maybe over dinner. There is a lovely French bistro down by the beach. And on Saturday nights they put on a band and have dancing....Hyena wrote:
😊😌😘SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
That's teaching him, beautiful...🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
SnipSnip
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😻💞💃🍹🍹🍝🍴🍛🍴🍧🍰
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Morgan Freeman wrote:
No I have a special potion which only a few people get to remain immortal. You see my family, friends, and lovers will all get to live forever how they chose. You must die. Silly mortal.Lady Skillz wrote:
Well have fun with immorality. You see, everyone you love now will age and die, but you won't. Everyone you love will always die, yet you will continue to live. Doesn't sound very fun to me. Oh, and if the world ever does end or humanity is wiped from existence, you'll be stuck alone floating through the void of empty space or have to walk the streets of the abandoned cities, doomed to go mad as your mind collapses…Morgan Freeman wrote:
I never age. I stay at whatever age I want. Time circles around me.Lady, can age kill you?
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YOU wrote:
And even if you and others could, you'd eventually get sick of each other, try to kill each other, then go mad because you are all immortal.Hyena wrote:
Men can't control time like women!Morgan Freeman wrote:
Lady Skillz wrote:
Well have fun with immorality. You see, everyone you love now will age and die, but you won't. Everyone you love will always die, yet you will continue to live. Doesn't sound very fun to me. Oh, and if the world ever does end or humanity is wiped from existence, you'll be stuck alone floating through the void of empty space or have to walk the streets of the abandoned cities, doomed to go mad as your mind collapses…Morgan Freeman wrote:
.Lady, can age kill you?
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Lord Jobo wrote:
Did that hurt?? Next time just die the first timeLady Skillz wrote:
U draw first this timeLord Jobo wrote:
I am going to draw a stapler, then wait until your stupid star wears off in 30 seconds and staple you to death. Next time give me a challenge pah-lease.Lady Skillz wrote:
Ok i draw...(drum roll plays) A RAINBOW STAR FROM MARIO! i become invincible and can jump super high!Lord Jobo, I have decided since you like trying to kill everyone that your time has come. Draw you best weapon and meet me in the private park around back.
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Lady Skillz wrote:
DID YOU JUST CALL ME A MORTAL!!?!?!!Morgan Freeman wrote:
No I have a special potion which only a few people get to remain immortal. You see my family, friends, and lovers will all get to live forever how they chose. You must die. Silly mortal.Lady Skillz wrote:
Morgan Freeman wrote:
I never age. I stay at whatever age I want. Time circles around me.Lady, can age kill you?
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Lady Skillz wrote:
Guess what? I got the potion too. The potion is the same thing as the antidote for my poison😱Morgan Freeman wrote:
No I have a special potion which only a few people get to remain immortal. You see my family, friends, and lovers will all get to live forever how they chose. You must die. Silly mortal.Lady Skillz wrote:
Well have fun with immorality. You see, everyone you love will die, but you won't. Everyone you love will die, yet you will live. Doesn't sound very fun to me. Oh, and if the world ever does end, you'll be stuck alone floating through the void of empty space or have to walk the streets of abandoned cities, doomed as your mind collapses…Morgan Freeman wrote:
I never age. I stay at whatever age I want. Time circles around me.Lady, can age kill you?
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Ive been immortal this whole time and i didnt know it until know! So thats y those staples didnt kill me Lady Skillz! This proves that guys can be immortal to! Muahahahahahahaha!
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Lord Jobo wrote:
That potion was a decoy. The real one is hidden.Lady Skillz wrote:
Morgan Freeman wrote:
.Lady Skillz wrote:
Well have fun with immorality. You see, everyone you love will die, but you won't. Everyone you love will die, yet you will live. Doesn't sound very fun to me. Oh, and if the world ever does end, you'll be stuck alone floating through the void of empty space or have to walk the streets of abandoned cities, doomed as your mind collapses…Morgan Freeman wrote:
I never age. I stay at whatever age I want. Time circles around me.Lady, can age kill you?
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Morgan Freeman wrote:
*whispers* Lady, be careful, he's God... 😰Lady Skillz wrote:
DID YOU JUST CALL ME A MORTAL!!?!?!!Morgan Freeman wrote:
No I have a special potion which only a few people get to remain immortal. You see my family, friends, and lovers will all get to live forever how they chose. You must die. Silly mortal.Lady Skillz wrote:
Morgan Freeman wrote:
I never age. I stay at whatever age I want. Time circles around me.Lady, can age kill you?
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Lady Skillz wrote:
Im immortal. U cant kill me so i kill everyone u love so u will be unhappy for the rest of ur life!Lord Jobo wrote:
Did that hurt?? Next time just die the first timeLady Skillz wrote:
U draw first this timeLord Jobo wrote:
I am going to draw a stapler, then wait until your stupid star wears off in 30 seconds and staple you to death. Next time give me a challenge pah-lease.Lady Skillz wrote:
Ok i draw...(drum roll plays) A RAINBOW STAR FROM MARIO! i become invincible and can jump super high!Lord Jobo, I have decided since you like trying to kill everyone that your time has come. Draw you best weapon and meet me in the private park around back.
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Morgan Freeman wrote:
Its not a decoy i did tests on it and it has rainbow star DNA and a miniscule time machineLord Jobo wrote:
That potion was a decoy. The real one is hidden.Lady Skillz wrote:
Morgan Freeman wrote:
.Lady Skillz wrote:
Well have fun with immorality. You see, everyone you love will die, but you won't. Everyone you love will die, yet you will live. Doesn't sound very fun to me. Oh, and if the world ever does end, you'll be stuck alone floating through the void of empty space or have to walk the streets of abandoned cities...Morgan Freeman wrote:
I never age. I stay at whatever age I want. Time circles around me.Lady, can age kill you?
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Morgan you are the epitome of a mortal. You reek of the stench a mortal gives off!!
Jobo I would never waste my highest strengths to kill you off completely after all I am a lady and conduct myself with dignity.
Señorita don't worry as the great MCHammer once said..."can't touch this" -
Lord Jobo wrote:
1. Rainbow stars are inanimate objects with eyesMorgan Freeman wrote:
Its not a decoy i did tests on it and it has rainbow star DNA and a miniscule time machineLord Jobo wrote:
That potion was a decoy. The real one is hidden.Lady Skillz wrote:
Morgan Freeman wrote:
.Lady Skillz wrote:
Morgan Freeman wrote:
I never age. I stay at whatever age I want. Time circles around me.Lady, can age kill you?
2. Even if it did have such qualitys, you'd lose them next time you pee
3. To build a time machine you'd need to make a black hole out of 1,000 sun-sized stars (I.e. time travel isn't currently possible)
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