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Morgan why do you try to kill me all the time. What have I done to deserve this??
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Hyena wrote:
I can come too mabye😋♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Come on Turfa, we are waiting for you in France. Lady Skillz is modeling some new clothes. Maybe you could fly with Agent Señiorita for company...Oh, here's your ring, by the way. No need to kill me as well. 😏
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Dmitri wrote:
Then have some moreTheNewfieBullet wrote:
I am stuffed.Dmitri wrote:
Go eat some garlic bread!TheNewfieBullet wrote:
Hey!! Meet timmy! He is sooooo funny! he says he is a terrorist and is gonna killLady Skillz wrote:
Shit. I told them no to go through with it... Errmm nevermind...TheNewfieBullet wrote:
There's a dinner party here?? Where?? House burned down like 3 pages ago.Can someone explain what is going on at this dinner party?
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Ok, who's gonna help me pump Dmitris stomach? My "stuff" was in the garlic bread she ate and that shits expensive.
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Hyena wrote:
Ah, yes...SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Well there is the matter of a house being burnt down, a nuclear device being found in a residence, blood diamond, some white powder used to make garlic bread (to which Dmitri is now addicted). I think you would need to continue your investigation (wink)Hyena wrote:
How would I link it back to work?SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
I'm sure as an Agent "work" could send you to discuss the case. Unfortunately no extradition treaty with the US in France...Hyena wrote:
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And of course I'll have to follow you out of the country because of your assault on Turf Lord... 👊 -
Lady Skillz wrote:
Well the assassins were cause I thought you poisoned me when you implanted the tracker (which I have now removed). The fire was cause you and Hyena sounded like a bunch of nails and shards of glass being dragged across the chalkboard. And the bomb I put in the- never mind, never mind…Morgan why do you try to kill me all the time. What have I done to deserve this??
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Morgan Freeman wrote:
Doesn't this invalidate your film contracts? 😉Lady Skillz wrote:
Well the assassins were cause I thought you poisoned me when you implanted the tracker (which I have now removed). The fire was cause you and Hyena sounded like a bunch of nails and shards of glass being dragged across the chalkboard. And the bomb I put in the- never mind, never mind…Morgan why do you try to kill me all the time. What have I done to deserve this??
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Not if the producers are Androids…Morgan Freeman wrote:
Doesn't this invalidate your film contracts? 😉Lady Skillz wrote:
Well the assassins were cause I thought you poisoned me when you implanted the tracker (which I have now removed). The fire was cause you and Hyena sounded like a bunch of nails and shards of glass being dragged across the chalkboard. And the bomb I put in the- never mind, never mind…Morgan why do you try to kill me all the time. What have I done to deserve this??
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Pure self defence. He was assaulting my reputation...Hyena wrote:
Ah, yes...SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Well there is the matter of a house being burnt down, a nuclear device being found in a residence, blood diamond, some white powder used to make garlic bread (to which Dmitri is now addicted). I think you would need to continue your investigation (wink)Hyena wrote:
How would I link it back to work?SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
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Morgan Freeman wrote:
Morgan I can't believe you would try to kill me I am UNDEFEATABLE!!! Hahaha.Lady Skillz wrote:
Well the assassins were cause I thought you poisoned me when you implanted the tracker (which I have now removed). The fire was cause you and Hyena sounded like a bunch of nails and shards of glass being dragged across the chalkboard. And the bomb I put in the- never mind, never mind…Morgan why do you try to kill me all the time. What have I done to deserve this??
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Lady Skillz wrote:
Did u eat the garlic bread?Morgan Freeman wrote:
Morgan I can't believe you would try to kill me I am UNDEFEATABLE!!! Hahaha.Lady Skillz wrote:
Well the assassins were cause I thought you poisoned me when you implanted the tracker (which I have now removed). The fire was cause you and Hyena sounded like a bunch of nails and shards of glass being dragged across the chalkboard. And the bomb I put in the- never mind, never mind…Morgan why do you try to kill me all the time. What have I done to deserve this??
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Hyena wrote:
I say otherwise. I was informing you of some questionable pictures of yours in my posesstion..SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Hyena wrote:
Ah, yes...SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Well there is the matter of a house being burnt down, a nuclear device being found in a residence, blood diamond, some white powder used to make garlic bread (to which Dmitri is now addicted). I think you would need to continue your investigation (wink)Hyena wrote:
How would I link it back to work?SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
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Lord Jobo wrote:
I never eat the garlic bead, that too low class for me.Lady Skillz wrote:
Did u eat the garlic bread?Morgan Freeman wrote:
Morgan I can't believe you would try to kill me I am UNDEFEATABLE!!! Hahaha.Lady Skillz wrote:
Well the assassins were cause I thought you poisoned me when you implanted the tracker (which I have now removed). The fire was cause you and Hyena sounded like a bunch of nails and shards of glass being dragged across the chalkboard. And the bomb I put in the- never mind, never mind…Morgan why do you try to kill me all the time. What have I done to deserve this??
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Lady Skillz wrote:
Did u drink the wine?🍹Lord Jobo wrote:
I never eat the garlic bead, that too low class for me.Lady Skillz wrote:
Did u eat the garlic bread?Morgan Freeman wrote:
Morgan I can't believe you would try to kill me I am UNDEFEATABLE!!! Hahaha.Lady Skillz wrote:
Well the assassins were cause I thought you poisoned me when you implanted the tracker (which I have now removed). The fire was cause you and Hyena sounded like a bunch of nails and shards of glass being dragged across the chalkboard. And the bomb I put in the- never mind, never mind…Morgan why do you try to kill me all the time. What have I done to deserve this??
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Lord Jobo wrote:
I'm a hard liquor kind of woman. Don't worry you can't kill me either.Lady Skillz wrote:
Did u drink the wine?🍹Lord Jobo wrote:
I never eat the garlic bead, that too low class for me.Lady Skillz wrote:
Did u eat the garlic bread?Morgan Freeman wrote:
Morgan I can't believe you would try to kill me I am UNDEFEATABLE!!! Hahaha.Lady Skillz wrote:
And the bomb I put in the- never mind, never mind…Morgan why do you try to kill me all the time. What have I done to deserve this??
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Lady Skillz wrote:
Ok im convinced if u can avoid everything i poisoned then u cant be killed...as for the others...Lord Jobo wrote:
I'm a hard liquor kind of woman. Don't worry you can't kill me either.Lady Skillz wrote:
Did u drink the wine?🍹Lord Jobo wrote:
I never eat the garlic bead, that too low class for me.Lady Skillz wrote:
Did u eat the garlic bread?Morgan Freeman wrote:
Morgan I can't believe you would try to kill me I am UNDEFEATABLE!!! Hahaha.Lady Skillz wrote:
And the bomb I put in the- never mind, never mind…Morgan why do you try to kill me all the time. What have I done to deserve this??
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Hyena about wat time did u touch the railing when u went upstairs with Lady Skillz?
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Okay, I am going to band practice 🎺🎶
Let there be no rash decisions while I'm gone. Or 5 new pages... 😱 -
SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
That trumpet was poisoned too and only i have the antidote which i give only to a select fewOkay, I am going to band practice 🎺🎶
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Lord Jobo wrote:
I had better things to touch than the railing....Hyena about wat time did u touch the railing when u went upstairs with Lady Skillz?
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Lord Jobo, I have decided since you like trying to kill everyone that your time has come. Draw you best weapon and meet me in the private park around back.
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You were blackmailing me to have me assault Dmitri, so as you could open him up to look for your ill gotten gains.Hyena wrote:
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Oh and I have had a chat with Mystery, she said her Zombie Army is made of sterner stuff than you. As such either you lied, or there is a fake Mystery out there...
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Lady Skillz wrote:
Morgan you will never get a girlfriend if you keep trying to kill all the girls....Morgan Freeman wrote:
Morgan I can't believe you would try to kill me I am UNDEFEATABLE!!! Hahaha.Lady Skillz wrote:
Well the assassins were cause I thought you poisoned me when you implanted the tracker (which I have now removed). The fire was cause you and Hyena sounded like a bunch of nails and shards of glass being dragged across the chalkboard. And the bomb I put in the- never mind, never mind…Morgan why do you try to kill me all the time. What have I done to deserve this??
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Someone call 000!! Or 911, or your country's equivalent.
I should have had the brains to report you all many pages back for ... for ... f... Aw what for? You all musta done something illegal 😒😁 -
♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
You would never turn me in 😘Someone call 000!! Or 911, or your country's equivalent.
I should have had the brains to report you all many pages back for ... for ... f... Aw what for? You all musta done something illegal 😒😁 -
Lady Skillz wrote:
Anyway Agent Señiorita Mafioso is on the case. I am sure she will be unbiased and incorruptible....♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
You would never turn me in 😘Someone call 000!! Or 911, or your country's equivalent.
I should have had the brains to report you all many pages back for ... for ... f... Aw what for? You all musta done something illegal 😒😁 -
Hyena wrote:
One could only hope so...Lady Skillz wrote:
Anyway Agent Señiorita Mafioso is on the case. I am sure she will be unbiased and incorruptible....♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
You would never turn me in 😘Someone call 000!! Or 911, or your country's equivalent.
I should have had the brains to report you all many pages back for ... for ... f... Aw what for? You all musta done something illegal 😒😁 -
Lady, can age kill you?
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Morgan Freeman wrote:
I never age. I stay at whatever age I want. Time circles around me.Lady, can age kill you?
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Lady Skillz wrote:
Morgan, don't you know all women stop aging when they want. Why I know a lady who has been 29 for 30 years...Morgan Freeman wrote:
I never age. I stay at whatever age I want. Time circles around me.Lady, can age kill you?
Why Lady Skillz is simply ageless... 😻
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