👗Ladies and 👔gentlemen,🍸🍴🍲🌹
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🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Oh crap. I hope you count really slowly ... it appears our security monitors have a 55 minute time lapse. Poor civilians 😔☝👼🙏*bursts into the room dressed like a mix of Blade and Rambo*
Look here you sorry Buggers, I want my ring back.
Not your cruddy replacement, I want the one the dog ate when it freakin bit me.
*slides sword from sheath an levels it at nearest civilian*
I'm gonna count to 10.
Then she dies 👿 -
SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Ma'am, you're a bloody useless law enforcement officer. You just let an unknown number of civilians die. So hey, I'm making a movie with myself and a couple of other ladies, would you like to be in it too? 😏😉👍😰😱😱
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*piles 6 bodies on the floor, neatly*
I'm still waiting
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🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Dammit Bruenor! Why couldn't you have made it 5 bodies, or 7?! You just had to make it 6, didn't you?! 6 bloody bodies! Damn!*piles 6 bodies on the floor, neatly*
I'm still waiting
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Oh, here's your ring, by the way. No need to kill me as well. 😏
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This country is chaotic..
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
I'm sure as an Agent "work" could send you to discuss the case. Unfortunately no extradition treaty with the US in France...Hyena wrote:
But I already used my plane ticket.... 😞SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Don't feel sad Señiorita, you are welcome to come and find us in the South of France....My feelings are hurting... 😖💔
Turfa fell asleep also and as such both Lady Skillz and myself were, well alone, together.
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Well it seems like I didn't miss too much.
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Señorita I have a plane ticket you may use if your like. It would be nice to have you come with us.
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Dmitri wrote:
You think France is bad go next door to Italy....This country is chaotic..
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Come on Turfa, we are waiting for you in France. Lady Skillz is modeling some new clothes. Maybe you could fly with Agent Señiorita for company...Oh, here's your ring, by the way. No need to kill me as well. 😏
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Hyena wrote:
Hey hey hey I'm Italian watch it buddy. If it wasn't for those stupid fake Jersey Shore characters we'd be fine. I think Turfa is once again sleeping. UghDmitri wrote:
You think France is bad go next door to Italy....This country is chaotic..
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
That was my face when I remembered I forgot to take the pie out of the oven, and I resent your classification of my effeciency as an investigator. Seeing as there are no civilians around because your house burned down, and everyone else seems to have left, I thought it'd be fine to let Bruenor hallucinate about killing people.SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Ma'am, you're a bloody useless law enforcement officer. You just let an unknown number of civilians die. So hey, I'm making a movie with myself and a couple of other ladies, would you like to be in it too? 😏😉👍😰😱😱
What kind of movie...?
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Hyena wrote:
How would I link it back to work?SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
I'm sure as an Agent "work" could send you to discuss the case. Unfortunately no extradition treaty with the US in France...Hyena wrote:
But I already used my plane ticket.... 😞SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Don't feel sad Señiorita, you are welcome to come and find us in the South of France....My feelings are hurting... 😖💔
Turfa fell asleep also and as such both Lady Skillz and myself were, well alone, together.
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Well there is the matter of a house being burnt down, a nuclear device being found in a residence, blood diamond, some white powder used to make garlic bread (to which Dmitri is now addicted). I think you would need to continue your investigation (wink)Hyena wrote:
How would I link it back to work?SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
I'm sure as an Agent "work" could send you to discuss the case. Unfortunately no extradition treaty with the US in France...Hyena wrote:
snipSeñoritaMafioso wrote:
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Lady Skillz wrote:
Nothing against the Italians, some of the most beautiful women of all time were Italian. I was merely referring to the traffic...Hyena wrote:
Hey hey hey I'm Italian watch it buddy. If it wasn't for those stupid fake Jersey Shore characters we'd be fine. I think Turfa is once again sleeping. UghDmitri wrote:
You think France is bad go next door to Italy....This country is chaotic..
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Hyena wrote:
Ypu think traffics bad in Italy?!? Go see India!Lady Skillz wrote:
Nothing against the Italians, some of the most beautiful women of all time were Italian. I was merely referring to the traffic...Hyena wrote:
Hey hey hey I'm Italian watch it buddy. If it wasn't for those stupid fake Jersey Shore characters we'd be fine. I think Turfa is once again sleeping. UghDmitri wrote:
You think France is bad go next door to Italy....This country is chaotic..
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You*
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Can someone explain what is going on at this dinner party?
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TheNewfieBullet wrote:
There's a dinner party here?? Where?? House burned down like 3 pages ago.Can someone explain what is going on at this dinner party?
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Lady Skillz wrote:
Shit. I told them no to go through with it... Errmm nevermind...TheNewfieBullet wrote:
There's a dinner party here?? Where?? House burned down like 3 pages ago.Can someone explain what is going on at this dinner party?
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TheNewfieBullet wrote:
It's alright the important people made it out alive. 😄Lady Skillz wrote:
Shit. I told them no to go through with it... Errmm nevermind...TheNewfieBullet wrote:
There's a dinner party here?? Where?? House burned down like 3 pages ago.Can someone explain what is going on at this dinner party?
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TheNewfieBullet wrote:
Hey!! Meet timmy! He is sooooo funny! he says he is a terrorist and is gonna killLady Skillz wrote:
Shit. I told them no to go through with it... Errmm nevermind...TheNewfieBullet wrote:
There's a dinner party here?? Where?? House burned down like 3 pages ago.Can someone explain what is going on at this dinner party?
us all! Hey timmy! Don't point guns at people! -
Dmitri wrote:
Go eat some garlic bread!TheNewfieBullet wrote:
Hey!! Meet timmy! He is sooooo funny! he says he is a terrorist and is gonna killLady Skillz wrote:
Shit. I told them no to go through with it... Errmm nevermind...TheNewfieBullet wrote:
There's a dinner party here?? Where?? House burned down like 3 pages ago.Can someone explain what is going on at this dinner party?
us all! Hey timmy! Don't point guns at people! -
TheNewfieBullet wrote:
I am stuffed.Dmitri wrote:
Go eat some garlic bread!TheNewfieBullet wrote:
Hey!! Meet timmy! He is sooooo funny! he says he is a terrorist and is gonna killLady Skillz wrote:
Shit. I told them no to go through with it... Errmm nevermind...TheNewfieBullet wrote:
There's a dinner party here?? Where?? House burned down like 3 pages ago.Can someone explain what is going on at this dinner party?
us all! Hey timmy! Don't point guns at people! -
SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
😌♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
That was my face when I remembered I forgot to take the pie out of the oven, and I resent your classification of my effeciency as an investigator. Seeing as there are no civilians around because your house burned down, and everyone else seems to have left, I thought it'd be fine to let Bruenor hallucinate about killing people.SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Ma'am, you're a bloody useless law enforcement officer. You just let an unknown number of civilians die. So hey, I'm making a movie with myself and a couple of other ladies, would you like to be in it too? 😏😉👍😰😱😱
What kind of movie...?
The medication they put me on after the beat down made me a little
Woohoo ☺
Sorry hehhe thanks for my ring back :) I'll turn off this explosive vest now 😁 -
Lady Skillz wrote:
That was me actually😳♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
I was drugged. Morgan drugged the garlic bread and remember you gave me a slice.Lady Skillz wrote:
Lady!! How could you do this to me? 😢😪Morgan Freeman wrote:
Hyena say it isn't so. Say our love is true!! Tell me your not. 😱Lady, I feel the need to tell you the truth… Hyena's been using this as a distraction so his goons can steal your money and credit card information!
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So did H@voc have any of my cake yet? I'd like some feedback on my cooking! And Lady, my team of assassins should be upon you right… about… now! Hyena, take the bullets for her!
Wait a second, you don't think Turf Lord too the cake from H@voc, do you??? He can't have the cake! He's allergic!!!
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
And me i have awesome garlic bread😽🍞I was considering retreading this entire thread the other day, and never got around to actually doing it. No bloody chance now! Lmao thanks to Dmitri, Lady Skillz, Seniorita and Hyena for a great read. 👍👍
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the Anarchist wrote:
No have some poiso-erm delicious garlic breadPass the whole wheat bread please. And some popcorn good sir..
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