👗Ladies and 👔gentlemen,🍸🍴🍲🌹
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Dmitri wrote:
Sorry Dmitri, you are talking to ruins of a mansion and a sleeping Agent Señiorita. Good thing she crashed in the pool house and not the mansion.Hey guys! Look what I found! It is a thing with a flame on it! I think it will blow up 😄.
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Hyena wrote:
Sounds lovely since I am a model. Only the finest for me. 😃Of course, let's go down to the shops at marsielle, better yet they can come up to our villa and you can model for Turfa and I.
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Hyena wrote:
It has only garlic bread now. YAAAAY!Of course, let's go down to the shops at marsielle, better yet they can come up to our villa and you can model for Turfa and I.
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Hyena wrote:
I vill kill you voneday...Dmitri wrote:
Sorry Dmitri, you are talking to ruins of a mansion and a sleeping Agent Señiorita. Good thing she crashed in the pool house and not the mansion.Hey guys! Look what I found! It is a thing with a flame on it! I think it will blow up 😄.
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Lady Skillz wrote:
Well that's obvious just from looking at you, swimsuit obviously...Hyena wrote:
Sounds lovely since I am a model. Only the finest for me. 😃Of course, let's go down to the shops at marsielle, better yet they can come up to our villa and you can model for Turfa and I.
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Hyena wrote:
😄👍👍Of course, let's go down to the shops at marsielle, better yet they can come up to our villa and you can model for Turfa and I.
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I was considering retreading this entire thread the other day, and never got around to actually doing it. No bloody chance now! Lmao thanks to Dmitri, Lady Skillz, Seniorita and Hyena for a great read. 👍👍
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Don't forget Morgan Freeman and Turf Lord for valuable contributions.
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Dmitri wrote:
Ahhh Dmitri, ask TurfLord what happened when he made a veiled threat. Better still ask to see his scars.....Hyena wrote:
I vill kill you voneday...Dmitri wrote:
Sorry Dmitri, you are talking to ruins of a mansion and a sleeping Agent Señiorita. Good thing she crashed in the pool house and not the mansion.Hey guys! Look what I found! It is a thing with a flame on it! I think it will blow up 😄.
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Man, you go to sleep for 7 hours and miss 5 pages of thread... 😣
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This thread has officialy been hijacked.
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Arerrest Hyena and Lady Skillz for public disruptence!Man, you go to sleep for 7 hours and miss 5 pages of thread... 😣
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Yeah, you're all arrested for continuing without me! 😭 😭 😭
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Oh no you won't!Yeah, you're all arrested for continuing without me! 😭 😭 😭
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My feelings are hurting... 😖💔
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Quit?My feelings are hurting... 😖💔
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Pass the whole wheat bread please. And some popcorn good sir..
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Hyena wrote:
Say what?Dmitri wrote:
Ahhh Dmitri, ask TurfLord what happened when he made a veiled threat. Better still ask to see his scars.....Hyena wrote:
I vill kill you voneday...Dmitri wrote:
Sorry Dmitri, you are talking to ruins of a mansion and a sleeping Agent Señiorita. Good thing she crashed in the pool house and not the mansion.Hey guys! Look what I found! It is a thing with a flame on it! I think it will blow up 😄.
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the Anarchist wrote:
Are you serious?Pass the whole wheat bread please. And some popcorn good sir..
We eat caviar and lobster here Sir, only the best for us.
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May I Have a Drink? 🍺
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I don't think anyone will be eating anytime soon considering I had to burn Turfa's house down to get Hyena and Lady Skillz to quiet down. By the way, Hyena, I think you might care to know that Lady Skillz is in the poaching industry and has only been romancing you to eventually sell you to wealthy people or kill you for your lucious fur.
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Don't feel sad Señiorita, you are welcome to come and find us in the South of France....My feelings are hurting... 😖💔
Turfa fell asleep also and as such both Lady Skillz and myself were, well alone, together.
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YOU wrote:
Maybe you want to arrest us??SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Don't feel sad Señiorita, you are welcome to come and find us in the South of France....My feelings are hurting... 😖💔
Turfa fell asleep also and as such both Lady Skillz and myself were, well alone, together.
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Morgan Freeman wrote:
Have you ever seen a Hyena? We really are on the more rugged side of the cat family...I don't think anyone will be eating anytime soon considering I had to burn Turfa's house down to get Hyena and Lady Skillz to quiet down. By the way, Hyena, I think you might care to know that Lady Skillz is in the poaching industry and has only been romancing you to eventually sell you to wealthy people or kill you for your lucious fur.
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Hyena wrote:
So true! My apologies, you two. 👍Don't forget Morgan Freeman and Turf Lord for valuable contributions.
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👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
Au Contrair ma'am. We also have garlic bread. Here, help yourself! 👉🍞the Anarchist wrote:
Are you serious?Pass the whole wheat bread please. And some popcorn good sir..
We eat caviar and lobster here Sir, only the best for us.
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YOU wrote:
Oh, by the way, DID YOU READ THE ENTIRE THREAD?! 😳😳👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
Au Contrair ma'am. We also have garlic bread. Here, help yourself! 👉🍞the Anarchist wrote:
Are you serious?Pass the whole wheat bread please. And some popcorn good sir..
We eat caviar and lobster here Sir, only the best for us.
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Hyena wrote:
But I already used my plane ticket.... 😞SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Don't feel sad Señiorita, you are welcome to come and find us in the South of France....My feelings are hurting... 😖💔
Turfa fell asleep also and as such both Lady Skillz and myself were, well alone, together.
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*bursts into the room dressed like a mix of Blade and Rambo*
Look here you sorry Buggers, I want my ring back.
Not your cruddy replacement, I want the one the dog ate when it freakin bit me.
*slides sword from sheath an levels it at nearest civilian*
I'm gonna count to 10.
Then she dies 👿 -
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