👗Ladies and 👔gentlemen,🍸🍴🍲🌹
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
I was drugged. Morgan drugged the garlic bread and remember you gave me a slice.Lady Skillz wrote:
Lady!! How could you do this to me? 😢😪Morgan Freeman wrote:
Hyena say it isn't so. Say our love is true!! Tell me your not. 😱Lady, I feel the need to tell you the truth… Hyena's been using this as a distraction so his goons can steal your money and credit card information!
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Hyena wrote:
Aw man, typical bloody cats. No sense of true style. Aston Martin? Really. Pfft. Give me the keys to my Lamborghini. I'm going home to pick up my Rolls Royce Ghost.Lady Skillz wrote:
And that is how a lady should feel... Now your place or mine?Oh Hyena you make me feel safe in this crazy world.
Walks out to the Aston Martin in the driveway....
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
That's the problem, Morgan just burnt your place to the ground....Hyena wrote:
Aw man, typical bloody cats. No sense of true style. Aston Martin? Really. Pfft. Give me the keys to my Lamborghini. I'm going home to pick up my Rolls Royce Ghost.Lady Skillz wrote:
And that is how a lady should feel... Now your place or mine?Oh Hyena you make me feel safe in this crazy world.
Walks out to the Aston Martin in the driveway....
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Turfa run away with us won't you please?? 😢
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Lady Skillz wrote:
Motherfucker! *goes insane and begins killing people, eating garlic bread the whole time*Hyena wrote:
And with that we drive off from the flames I blow one last kiss goodbye to Turfa 💋 I'm ready to start my new life with Hyena 💏Lady Skillz wrote:
Gently lowers Lady Skillz into the passenger seat. Climbs into the drivers seat, starts the car and with a wave good bye to the sleeping Turfa we drive away from the ruins of his mansion.Hyena wrote:
My place is a little packed seeing as the bf's asleep 😉 how about your place.Lady Skillz wrote:
✂Oh Hyena you make me feel safe in this crazy world.
One hand gently resting on Lady Skillz thigh....
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Dmitri wrote:
Sweet. I'm out! 👍🏃💨♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
*throws smoke grenade* get out of there!SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Argh! I surrender! 🙌clap me in cuffs 👐😞Uh-huh...😒
Hey! Where's Turfa? Is he making an escape?!
TURFA!!! Come out with your hands up! 🙌 🔫💃
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Lady Skillz wrote:
I was asleep 😄Oh Turfa someone gave you CPR and you've come back to protest your love for me 😍 I'm so lucky. Morgan was trying to set me on fire, shoot me, and gave me cement shoes and you weren't here to protect me. Why Turfa why?!?
Uh, I mean,
I was asleep, forgive me m'lady. 😪 -
♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Turfa I have a feeling your cheating on me with another woman 😱Lady Skillz wrote:
I was asleep 😄Oh Turfa someone gave you CPR and you've come back to protest your love for me 😍 I'm so lucky. Morgan was trying to set me on fire, shoot me, and gave me cement shoes and you weren't here to protect me. Why Turfa why?!?
Uh, I mean,
I was asleep, forgive me m'lady. 😪 -
Lady Skillz wrote:
No. I am not a forgiving man. You and Hyena betrayed betrayed me, and you both must pay. I shall hunt you two down, though it exhaust my fortune and be the last thing I do!Turfa run away with us won't you please?? 😢
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Lady Skillz wrote:
And why, after your escapade last night, should I not? 😡♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Turfa I have a feeling your cheating on me with another woman 😱Lady Skillz wrote:
I was asleep 😄Oh Turfa someone gave you CPR and you've come back to protest your love for me 😍 I'm so lucky. Morgan was trying to set me on fire, shoot me, and gave me cement shoes and you weren't here to protect me. Why Turfa why?!?
Uh, I mean,
I was asleep, forgive me m'lady. 😪 -
Turfa if it wasn't for me being with Hyena I would be dead. I apologize for getting a massage but I needed the protection. Come with us and be forever happy 😁
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Love and hate are such close emotions, they are both filled with passion. Can't the 3 of us work this out together??? Turfa would you be more at ease if there was another woman in the relationship as well as Lady Skillz???
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Ya know what's really awesome I just looked at the tv and it was a valentines day episode of futurama. All lovey dovey so see we can all be happy.
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Massage? I seem to remember you both slyly hinting at much more intimate actions. I am a jealous man.
Guilty until proven innocent! 🔨😡👊💢 -
What can I do to win you back...I'll do anything 😉
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Mate, we were just caught up in the heat of the moment (literally, the house was on fire).
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I will leave you two to discuss for a bit, apparently it has been suggested I punch codes....
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Oh alright then. Haha. *wipes tears of laughter from eyes*
But! I get the lady, Hyena. I get my baby. You find yourself another one. 😠👉👍
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Yay we can all be happy together!! Now we need another woman to join. Let's hold tryouts!!
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Lady Skillz wrote:
Good idea! I think we should ask Mama Tek. Hyena should like her! 😉😄👍Yay we can all be happy together!! Now we need another woman to join. Let's hold tryouts!!
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Hmm I don't know her...I have to like her too as I will be living with her and making her clean the house and all.Lady Skillz wrote:
Good idea! I think we should ask Mama Tek. Hyena should like her! 😉😄👍Yay we can all be happy together!! Now we need another woman to join. Let's hold tryouts!!
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Lady Skillz wrote:
We all need to be happy and that person needs to want to be with all of us.... This is an open relationship. If Lady Skillz wants a massage who am I to refuse....♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Hmm I don't know her...I have to like her too as I will be living with her and making her clean the house and all.Lady Skillz wrote:
Good idea! I think we should ask Mama Tek. Hyena should like her! 😉😄👍Yay we can all be happy together!! Now we need another woman to join. Let's hold tryouts!!
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Hyena wrote:
I ❤ our giant open relationship!!Lady Skillz wrote:
We all need to be happy and that person needs to want to be with all of us.... This is an open relationship. If Lady Skillz wants a massage who am I to refuse....♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Hmm I don't know her...I have to like her too as I will be living with her and making her clean the house and all.Lady Skillz wrote:
Good idea! I think we should ask Mama Tek. Hyena should like her! 😉😄👍Yay we can all be happy together!! Now we need another woman to join. Let's hold tryouts!!
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Lady Skillz wrote:
This ^Hyena wrote:
I ❤ our giant open relationship!!Lady Skillz wrote:
We all need to be happy and that person needs to want to be with all of us.... This is an open relationship. If Lady Skillz wants a massage who am I to refuse....♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
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Lady Skillz wrote:
Ooooooooh no you don't! *grabs Lady's hand and drags her ... gently ... to the bedroom.*Hyena wrote:
I ❤ our giant open relationship!!Lady Skillz wrote:
We all need to be happy and that person needs to want to be with all of us.... This is an open relationship. If Lady Skillz wants a massage who am I to refuse....♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Hmm I don't know her...I have to like her too as I will be living with her and making her clean the house and all.Lady Skillz wrote:
Good idea! I think we should ask Mama Tek. Hyena should like her! 😉😄👍Yay we can all be happy together!! Now we need another woman to join. Let's hold tryouts!!
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Hey guys! Look what I found! It is a thing with a flame on it! I think it will blow up 😄.
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Turfa, we really shouldn't have secrets now should we????Lady Skillz wrote:
Ooooooooh no you don't! *grabs Lady's hand and drags her ... gently ... to the bedroom.*Hyena wrote:
I ❤ our giant open relationship!!Lady Skillz wrote:
We all need to be happy and that person needs to want to be with all of us.... This is an open relationship. If Lady Skillz wants a massage who am I to refuse....♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Hmm I don't know her...I have to like her too as I will be living with her and making her clean the house and all.Lady Skillz wrote:
Snipsnip
😠😉😘😄No jealousies here... Come on mate I think you need a beer...
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Is it possible for me to get some clothes?? I'm still walking around in Hyenas shirt.
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Lady Skillz wrote:
You can have ny itchy one 😋Is it possible for me to get some clothes?? I'm still walking around in Hyenas shirt.
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Of course, let's go down to the shops at marsielle, better yet they can come up to our villa and you can model for Turfa and I.
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