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Say.. Where is that garlic bread lady?
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Hyena wrote:
❤❤❤❤❤💑😚Lady Skillz wrote:
Of course my angel, you are the light through which I can see paradise....Morgan Freeman wrote:
Hyena say it isn't so. Say our love is true!! Tell me your not. 😱Lady, I feel the need to tell you the truth… Hyena's been using this as a distraction so his goons can steal your money and credit card information!
Just don't tell your boyfriend (wink)....
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Hyena wrote:
80K rubles = more than 10K dollars. You must at least give 50K back!Dmitri wrote:
Yes but it equates to 20c where I come from... Here have a dollar....Hyena wrote:
You stole 80K rubles! That's a shit load of moneyDmitri wrote:
What 20c why would I want that????Lady Skillz wrote:
He stole my rubles!Morgan Freeman wrote:
Hyena say it isn't so. Say our love is true!! Tell me your not. 😱Lady, I feel the need to tell you the truth… Hyena's been using this as a distraction so his goons can steal your money and credit card information!
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Oh Dmitri here have some garlic bread you want it you want it....go fetch!!
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Dmitri wrote:
I have my own currency. It is worth 1 dollar and I have paid it. Look at the note and you will see that it is woven from gold with platinum inlay. Didn't you notice the weight of the note? Even melted down you make a profit. Now go away and eat your garlic bread. It could only improve your breath.Hyena wrote:
80K rubles = more than 10K dollars. You must at least give 50K back!Dmitri wrote:
Yes but it equates to 20c where I come from... Here have a dollar....Hyena wrote:
You stole 80K rubles! That's a shit load of moneyDmitri wrote:
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Lady Skillz wrote:
Wraps arms around Lady Skillz, gently stroking your back....Hyena wrote:
❤❤❤❤❤💑😚Lady Skillz wrote:
Of course my angel, you are the light through which I can see paradise....Morgan Freeman wrote:
Hyena say it isn't so. Say our love is true!! Tell me your not. 😱Lady, I feel the need to tell you the truth… Hyena's been using this as a distraction so his goons can steal your money and credit card information!
Just don't tell your boyfriend (wink)....
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YOU wrote:
Does the lady need some sleep? The house has almost burned down.Lady Skillz wrote:
Wraps arms around Lady Skillz, gently stroking your back....Hyena wrote:
❤❤❤❤❤💑😚Lady Skillz wrote:
Of course my angel, you are the light through which I can see paradise....Morgan Freeman wrote:
Hyena say it isn't so. Say our love is true!! Tell me your not. 😱Lady, I feel the need to tell you the truth… Hyena's been using this as a distraction so his goons can steal your money and credit card information!
Just don't tell your boyfriend (wink)....
Scoops Lady Skillz up in arms.
No whisper where you want me to take you.....
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Hyena wrote:
I lost a lot of money just for a worthless dollor?!? GUARDS!Dmitri wrote:
I have my own currency. It is worth 1 dollar and I have paid it. Look at the note and you will see that it is woven from gold with platinum inlay. Didn't you notice the weight of the note? Even melted down you make a profit. Now go away and eat your garlic bread. It could only improve your breath.Hyena wrote:
Dmitri wrote:
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Oh Hyena you make me feel safe in this crazy world.
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Lady Skillz wrote:
And that is how a lady should feel... Now your place or mine?Oh Hyena you make me feel safe in this crazy world.
Walks out to the Aston Martin in the driveway....
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Hyena wrote:
*Getz out epic gun* Cough up the money! Agent! Arrest him!Lady Skillz wrote:
And that is how a lady should feel... Now your place or mine?Oh Hyena you make me feel safe in this crazy world.
Walks out to the Aston Martin in the driveway....
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Hyena wrote:
My place is a little packed seeing as the bf's asleep 😉 how about your place.Lady Skillz wrote:
And that is how a lady should feel... Now your place or mine?Oh Hyena you make me feel safe in this crazy world.
Walks out to the Aston Martin in the driveway....
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Lady Skillz wrote:
Gently lowers Lady Skillz into the passenger seat. Climbs into the drivers seat, starts the car and with a wave good bye to the sleeping Turfa we drive away from the ruins of his mansion.Hyena wrote:
My place is a little packed seeing as the bf's asleep 😉 how about your place.Lady Skillz wrote:
And that is how a lady should feel... Now your place or mine?Oh Hyena you make me feel safe in this crazy world.
Walks out to the Aston Martin in the driveway....
One hand gently resting on Lady Skillz thigh....
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TheNewfieBullet wrote:
Hey! I wasn't ... Turfa ... 😳SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
So all in all, Turfa was actually Turfa the whole time.. Hmm, tricky, sleazy bastard.After doing some research, my team and I have figured out what happened:
Turfa—who was impersonating Turfa—invited everyone to a lovely ball. He even invited Turfa, who happily joined in the fun. After everyone was settled, Turfa struck. He used clones of newbs he'd demolished to assault and mug all the unconscious guests. Unfortunately, the clone of Timmy Bigback (Dmitri's notorious Timmy) went haywire. Probably something to do with the original newb's DNA... Anyway, he collected and handed out all sorts of odd weaponry, and was behind the brutal attacks. And the garlic bread and nuke...
Also, Hyena, you may be built like a feline, but hyenas ACT LIKE DOGS!!! HAHAHA.
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Hyena wrote:
And with that we drive off from the flames I blow one last kiss goodbye to Turfa 💋 I'm ready to start my new life with Hyena 💏Lady Skillz wrote:
Gently lowers Lady Skillz into the passenger seat. Climbs into the drivers seat, starts the car and with a wave good bye to the sleeping Turfa we drive away from the ruins of his mansion.Hyena wrote:
My place is a little packed seeing as the bf's asleep 😉 how about your place.Lady Skillz wrote:
And that is how a lady should feel... Now your place or mine?Oh Hyena you make me feel safe in this crazy world.
Walks out to the Aston Martin in the driveway....
One hand gently resting on Lady Skillz thigh....
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Morgan Freeman wrote:
Cool story bro. Needs more ... Seals? 😳😜💉Ꭰя💊Ꮪuηshιηε💉 wrote:
1st. Turf Lord, you can't have the cake cause I gave it to George Bush and a Mexican guy.Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
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😡😡😡😡😡 Give me that goddamn cake Morgan!Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
✂Morgan Freeman wrote:
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As for the diamonds, I traded them for socks with a Canadian.
2nd. I'm pretty sure if I didn't get rid of that $20mil worth of the diamonds I'd become a target of the smugglers. And not only would that look bad on my résumé, but it would interfere with my seal farming industry. -
SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Argh! I surrender! 🙌clap me in cuffs 👐😞Uh-huh...😒
Hey! Where's Turfa? Is he making an escape?!
TURFA!!! Come out with your hands up! 🙌 🔫💃
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Lady Skillz wrote:
Oooh nice. Turfa is dead! Yeah! Woo! Ya-y-w-wait ... Turfa is dead???!! 😳😲😲Hyena wrote:
I think you could make an exception this once and join us, just push past Turfa's body.Lady Skillz wrote:
Ahh my dear, unlike my idiot cousins the tiger I am not actually a fan of water... Though I do appreciate the way it slides over your body (single eyebrow raised)....Hyena who says I was wearing a bikini?? Hahah just kidding come on in the water is great!! Forget about the blood diamonds or white powdery substance and let's all relax.
Señorita I dunked Turfa a while ago and he hasn't seem to come up for air.
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
*throws smoke grenade* get out of there!SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Argh! I surrender! 🙌clap me in cuffs 👐😞Uh-huh...😒
Hey! Where's Turfa? Is he making an escape?!
TURFA!!! Come out with your hands up! 🙌 🔫💃
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Lady Skillz wrote:
Hyena! You traitor! I'm not dead, and you're stealing my girl! The one I stole from knuckles1982, that is. 😉😘😜Hyena wrote:
You have to ask Turfa over there. I do believe he had first dibs.Lady Skillz wrote:
Let's just say I would be happy to be your towel boy.... And have you ever had a cat massage??? They take a little getting used to, and it can only be described as cross between a Thai massage and acupuncture. I guarantee every muscle will be like jelly...Hyena wrote:
I think you could make an exception this once and join us, just push past Turfa's body.Lady Skillz wrote:
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Hyena wrote:
Sweet. I hereby deem myself the victor. *holds hand out to Lady Skillz* May I, ma'am? 😊Lady Skillz wrote:
Ahhh my lady, you are such fickle creatures. If you are unable to make a decision at all I must say I am disappointed. I will take this opportunity to leave you in peace and merely enjoy the facilities of the establishment.Hyena for me you and Turfa must duel!!
A cat will not demean itself to fighting for affection. It is expected, and if not offered ignored.
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Lady Skillz wrote:
No!!! Never!!! 😳😲Hyena wrote:
Alright alright just a threesome will do.Lady Skillz wrote:
Ahhh my lady, you are such fickle creatures. If you are unable to make a decision at all I must say I am disappointed. I will take this opportunity to leave you in peace and merely enjoy the facilities of the establishment.Hyena for me you and Turfa must duel!!
A cat will not demean itself to fighting for affection. It is expected, and if not offered ignored.
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Oh Turfa someone gave you CPR and you've come back to protest your love for me 😍 I'm so lucky. Morgan was trying to set me on fire, shoot me, and gave me cement shoes and you weren't here to protect me. Why Turfa why?!?
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Hyena wrote:
Hey! I thought I could trust you, Hyena, but here you are, stealing my ill-gotten gains. Her! 👉Scribbles a little note. Tucks it into Turfa's pocket and holds out a robe for Lady Skillz....
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Did you read the note, it said come join us we are up stairs...Hyena wrote:
Hey! I thought I could trust you, Hyena, but here you are, stealing my ill-gotten gains. Her! 👉Scribbles a little note. Tucks it into Turfa's pocket and holds out a robe for Lady Skillz....
😡😡Though we aren't now sorry....
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Morgan Freeman wrote:
Self defence is not a legal excuse here in Australia. You're going to jail for attempted murder!Technically I could get away with burning this place down and causing you to die because I felt that the things you were doing we're threatening my safety. I was scared the ceiling was going to fall down on me…
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See Turfa he was trying to kill me. I was so scared. Come now join Hyena and I in France. Forget this place.
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Lady Skillz wrote:
So THAT'S what happened to my thread!!!!! 😳😳😳😳hahaSoft porn in a virtual world is just freaking hilarious to me. I can't stop laughing at all this.
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Lady Skillz wrote:
HEYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!Morgan Freeman wrote:
He's a beautiful furry cat. Don't have too many 💦 dreams now. 😂Lady Skillz wrote:
You must not have a vivid imagination… I'm suffering… and I'm getting ready to go to sleep… woo, I get to dream about some oversized wild dog doing it with some chick…Soft porn in a virtual world is just freaking hilarious to me. I can't stop laughing at all this.
That's it hyena. Better start punching codes: I'm only a few kilometres from you. 👊💢 -
Lady Skillz wrote:
Lady!! How could you do this to me? 😢😪Morgan Freeman wrote:
Hyena say it isn't so. Say our love is true!! Tell me your not. 😱Lady, I feel the need to tell you the truth… Hyena's been using this as a distraction so his goons can steal your money and credit card information!
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