👗Ladies and 👔gentlemen,🍸🍴🍲🌹
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Lady Skillz wrote:
I have them right here. Shh, don't tell him.Am I the only one who still wants to see the photos of Hyena in a mankini??
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Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Hahaha on second thought Hyena don't grab a speedo from the closet go grab a razor and do some manscaping!! Omfg!!Lady Skillz wrote:
I have them right here. Shh, don't tell him.Am I the only one who still wants to see the photos of Hyena in a mankini??
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Lady Skillz wrote:
😱Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Hahaha on second thought Hyena don't grab a speedo from the closet go grab a razor and do some manscaping!! Omfg!!Lady Skillz wrote:
I have them right here. Shh, don't tell him.Am I the only one who still wants to see the photos of Hyena in a mankini??
But when you think about it... Hyenas are covered in fur... Like everywhere... -
SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Do you guys see that bald spot that spells out "Saelo?" Priceless!Lady Skillz wrote:
😱Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Hahaha on second thought Hyena don't grab a speedo from the closet go grab a razor and do some manscaping!! Omfg!!Lady Skillz wrote:
I have them right here. Shh, don't tell him.Am I the only one who still wants to see the photos of Hyena in a mankini??
But when you think about it... Hyenas are covered in fur... Like everywhere... -
Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
No… let go… the Mexican… gave it to… H@voc! Ask… him…Morgan Freeman wrote:
💉Ꭰя💊Ꮪuηshιηε💉 wrote:
*Pounces on Morgan Freeman, delivery a solid kick to the jaw. While Morgans on the ground, I jump on you and strangle you to death*Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Snip.Morgan Freeman wrote:
Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Morgan Freeman wrote:
😡Wheres the stuff I put in the garlic bread? Huh? HUH!!??snip
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GODDAMNIT MORGAN! -
Morgan Freeman wrote:
Did you eat any of the cake?!?! *Pulls out knife*Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
No… let go… the Mexican… gave it to… H@voc! Ask… him…Morgan Freeman wrote:
💉Ꭰя💊Ꮪuηshιηε💉 wrote:
*Pounces on Morgan Freeman, delivery a solid kick to the jaw. While Morgans on the ground, I jump on you and strangle you to death*Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Snip.Morgan Freeman wrote:
Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Morgan Freeman wrote:
😡Wheres the stuff I put in the garlic bread? Huh? HUH!!??snip
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GODDAMNIT MORGAN! -
Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Turf Lord, if you don't cool it, I'll have to arrest you... 🚓💨 🔨Morgan Freeman wrote:
Did you eat any of the cake?!?! *Pulls out knife*Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
No… let go… the Mexican… gave it to… H@voc! Ask… him…Morgan Freeman wrote:
💉Ꭰя💊Ꮪuηshιηε💉 wrote:
*Pounces on Morgan Freeman, delivery a solid kick to the jaw. While Morgans on the ground, I jump on you and strangle you to death*Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
✂Morgan Freeman wrote:
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Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Could… you… get off me… first?Morgan Freeman wrote:
Did you eat any of the cake?!?! *Pulls out knife*Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
No… let go… the Mexican… gave it to… H@voc! Ask… him…Morgan Freeman wrote:
💉Ꭰя💊Ꮪuηshιηε💉 wrote:
*Pounces on Morgan Freeman, delivery a solid kick to the jaw. While Morgans on the ground, I jump on you and strangle you to death*Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Snip.Morgan Freeman wrote:
Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Morgan Freeman wrote:
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Morgan Freeman wrote:
Oh yeah. There you go.Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Could… you… get off me… first?Morgan Freeman wrote:
Did you eat any of the cake?!?! *Pulls out knife*Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
No… let go… the Mexican… gave it to… H@voc! Ask… him…Morgan Freeman wrote:
💉Ꭰя💊Ꮪuηshιηε💉 wrote:
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Snip.Morgan Freeman wrote:
Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Morgan Freeman wrote:
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GODDAMNIT MORGAN! -
Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Hmm... Hyena's hints to find They are making a bit more sense now 😝SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Do you guys see that bald spot that spells out "Saelo?" Priceless!Lady Skillz wrote:
😱Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Hahaha on second thought Hyena don't grab a speedo from the closet go grab a razor and do some manscaping!! Omfg!!Lady Skillz wrote:
I have them right here. Shh, don't tell him.Am I the only one who still wants to see the photos of Hyena in a mankini??
But when you think about it... Hyenas are covered in fur... Like everywhere... -
SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
I didn't do anything officer! We was just rough housing, that's all. *hands up*Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Turf Lord, if you don't cool it, I'll have to arrest you... 🚓💨 🔨Morgan Freeman wrote:
Did you eat any of the cake?!?! *Pulls out knife*Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
No… let go… the Mexican… gave it to… H@voc! AskMorgan Freeman wrote:
💉Ꭰя💊Ꮪuηshιηε💉 wrote:
Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
✂Morgan Freeman wrote:
Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Morgan Freeman wrote:
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Madam, you insult me.After doing some research, my team and I have figured out what happened:
Turfa—who was impersonating Turfa—invited everyone to a lovely ball. He even invited Turfa, who happily joined in the fun. After everyone was settled, Turfa struck. He used clones of newbs he'd demolished to assault and mug all the unconscious guests. Unfortunately, the clone of Timmy Bigback (Dmitri's notorious Timmy) went haywire. Probably something to do with the original newb's DNA... Anyway, he collected and handed out all sorts of odd weaponry, and was behind the brutal attacks. And the garlic bread and nuke...
Also, Hyena, you may be built like a feline, but hyenas ACT LIKE DOGS!!! HAHAHA.
You=not a cat
Turns and walks over to the bar, "scotch on the rocks please your finest single malt"
Turns to watch Lady Skillz swimming in her bikini....
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Uh-huh...😒
Hey! Where's Turfa? Is he making an escape?!
TURFA!!! Come out with your hands up! 🙌 🔫💃
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Hyena wrote:
Great, just GREAT! Now i need an ambulance to get me to the hospital...unless...is there a hospital at the top of those stairs? I bet there is! Im goin up there right now!Lord Jobo wrote:
Yes he is actually, and the toothpick had been soaked in the venom of the death adder. Currently your entire body us going into paralysis.♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Yum yum yu-ack *cough* *cough* a TOOTHPICK! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!?Lord Jobo wrote:
FINE! Ugh. Here you go 👉🍞*cough*garlic *cough* bread *cough* nester *cough*
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Dmitri wrote:
Get a negative invome and he will be paying you😏♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Fine...Dmitri wrote:
Yes you can. Please bring me back some of your winnings: I want 10% and a house fee of 55%.Can I go over there where everyone are playing poker and stuff?
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Hyena who says I was wearing a bikini?? Hahah just kidding come on in the water is great!! Forget about the blood diamonds or white powdery substance and let's all relax.
Señorita I dunked Turfa a while ago and he hasn't seem to come up for air.
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Lord Jobo wrote:
Calls out from bar. Lord J, catch. Throws a baseball bat from behind the bar. You may want that. Apparently he keeps some baboons up there and they like to throw shit... Literally...Hyena wrote:
Great, just GREAT! Now i need an ambulance to get me to the hospital...unless...is there a hospital at the top of those stairs? I bet there is! Im goin up there right now!Lord Jobo wrote:
Yes he is actually, and the toothpick had been soaked in the venom of the death adder. Currently your entire body us going into paralysis.♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Yum yum yu-ack *cough* *cough* a TOOTHPICK! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!?Lord Jobo wrote:
FINE! Ugh. Here you go 👉🍞*cough*garlic *cough* bread *cough* nester *cough*
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I wanna swim but no ones given me a medkit yet... Now I know how bruenor felt.
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Lady Skillz wrote:
I guess ill bring him up to the second floor to the hospital...on second thought, ill leave him there. After all, he DID poison me!Hyena who says I was wearing a bikini?? Hahah just kidding come on in the water is great!! Forget about the blood diamonds or white powdery substance and let's all relax.
Señorita I dunked Turfa a while ago and he hasn't seem to come up for air.
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Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
One must be like a cat in this jungle.... Self sufficient....I wanna swim but no ones given me a medkit yet... Now I know how bruenor felt.
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Now, whos up for some garlic bread *puts poisoned toothpick back in the bread*. Hyena, u look like u could use some... Oh and by the way that beer u just drank wasnt beer...
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Lady Skillz wrote:
Ahh my dear, unlike my idiot cousins the tiger I am not actually a fan of water... Though I do appreciate the way it slides over your body (single eyebrow raised)....Hyena who says I was wearing a bikini?? Hahah just kidding come on in the water is great!! Forget about the blood diamonds or white powdery substance and let's all relax.
Señorita I dunked Turfa a while ago and he hasn't seem to come up for air.
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Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
No one here is your b*tch clean yourself up. Here's a rag your a big boy.I wanna swim but no ones given me a medkit yet... Now I know how bruenor felt.
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Hyena wrote:
Wait.. I have one in my back pocket... Can't... Reach.. Wait, wait.. Got it! Damnit that Tom. There's the medkit! All better!😄Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
One must be like a cat in this jungle.... Self sufficient....I wanna swim but no ones given me a medkit yet... Now I know how bruenor felt.
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Hyena wrote:
I think you could make an exception this once and join us, just push past Turfa's body.Lady Skillz wrote:
Ahh my dear, unlike my idiot cousins the tiger I am not actually a fan of water... Though I do appreciate the way it slides over your body (single eyebrow raised)....Hyena who says I was wearing a bikini?? Hahah just kidding come on in the water is great!! Forget about the blood diamonds or white powdery substance and let's all relax.
Señorita I dunked Turfa a while ago and he hasn't seem to come up for air.
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I think that guy with the hood up whos dressed in black took ur medkit, turf lord
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Where's the hot tub? I looove me a hot tub.
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Lady Skillz wrote:
Let's just say I would be happy to be your towel boy.... And have you ever had a cat massage??? They take a little getting used to, and it can only be described as cross between a Thai massage and acupuncture. I guarantee every muscle will be like jelly...Hyena wrote:
I think you could make an exception this once and join us, just push past Turfa's body.Lady Skillz wrote:
Ahh my dear, unlike my idiot cousins the tiger I am not actually a fan of water... Though I do appreciate the way it slides over your body (single eyebrow raised)....Hyena who says I was wearing a bikini?? Hahah just kidding come on in the water is great!! Forget about the blood diamonds or white powdery substance and let's all relax.
Señorita I dunked Turfa a while ago and he hasn't seem to come up for air.
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Hyena wrote:
You have to ask Turfa over there. I do believe he had first dibs.Lady Skillz wrote:
Let's just say I would be happy to be your towel boy.... And have you ever had a cat massage??? They take a little getting used to, and it can only be described as cross between a Thai massage and acupuncture. I guarantee every muscle will be like jelly...Hyena wrote:
I think you could make an exception this once and join us, just push past Turfa's body.Lady Skillz wrote:
Ahh my dear, unlike my idiot cousins the tiger I am not actually a fan of water... Though I do appreciate the way it slides over your body (single eyebrow raised).... -
Lady Skillz wrote:
Well a lady always has the right to change her mind...Hyena wrote:
You have to ask Turfa over there. I do believe he had first dibs.Lady Skillz wrote:
Let's just say I would be happy to be your towel boy.... And have you ever had a cat massage??? They take a little getting used to, and it can only be described as cross between a Thai massage and acupuncture. I guarantee every muscle will be like jelly...Hyena wrote:
I think you could make an exception this once and join us, just push past Turfa's body.Lady Skillz wrote:
Ahh my dear, unlike my idiot cousins the tiger I am not actually a fan of water... Though I do appreciate the way it slides over your body (single eyebrow raised)....No lady is chattel to a man....
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