👗Ladies and 👔gentlemen,🍸🍴🍲🌹
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First off, Hyena, you dog, you!
And Turf Warrior, I didn't eat any cake. And did I say Mystery has some of it? Well she gave it to Glados. *Slides over portal gun. Have fun with that. And hope that it isn't a lie.
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Hyena for me you and Turfa must duel!!
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Lady Skillz wrote:
With what? Swords? Guns? ICBMs? Please let it be ICBMs. And have the loser hung or beheaded!Hyena for me you and Turfa must duel!!
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Lady Skillz wrote:
Ahhh my lady, you are such fickle creatures. If you are unable to make a decision at all I must say I am disappointed. I will take this opportunity to leave you in peace and merely enjoy the facilities of the establishment.Hyena for me you and Turfa must duel!!
A cat will not demean itself to fighting for affection. It is expected, and if not offered ignored.
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Hyena wrote:
Alright alright just a threesome will do.Lady Skillz wrote:
Ahhh my lady, you are such fickle creatures. If you are unable to make a decision at all I must say I am disappointed. I will take this opportunity to leave you in peace and merely enjoy the facilities of the establishment.Hyena for me you and Turfa must duel!!
A cat will not demean itself to fighting for affection. It is expected, and if not offered ignored.
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Lady Skillz wrote:
Was the pun intended?Hyena wrote:
Alright alright just a threesome will do.Lady Skillz wrote:
Ahhh my lady, you are such fickle creatures. If you are unable to make a decision at all I must say I am disappointed. I will take this opportunity to leave you in peace and merely enjoy the facilities of the establishment.Hyena for me you and Turfa must duel!!
A cat will not demean itself to fighting for affection. It is expected, and if not offered ignored.
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Morgan Freeman wrote:
Possibly?? You shall never know....muahahaha!!!Lady Skillz wrote:
Was the pun intended?Hyena wrote:
Alright alright just a threesome will do.Lady Skillz wrote:
Ahhh my lady, you are such fickle creatures. If you are unable to make a decision at all I must say I am disappointed. I will take this opportunity to leave you in peace and merely enjoy the facilities of the establishment.Hyena for me you and Turfa must duel!!
A cat will not demean itself to fighting for affection. It is expected, and if not offered ignored.
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Anyway… where did Nestor go? I'm not sure whether I should turn him into the authorities or ask for the tour to continue…
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Morgan Freeman wrote:
Ehh just go on your own. If you get lost I have a chip to locate you at all times. 👀Anyway… where did Nestor go? I'm not sure whether I should turn him into the authorities or ask for the tour to continue…
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Lady Skillz wrote:
Was that the little beeping thing on my back? I might've traded that to Canadians as well…Morgan Freeman wrote:
Ehh just go on your own. If you get lost I have a chip to locate you at all times. 👀Anyway… where did Nestor go? I'm not sure whether I should turn him into the authorities or ask for the tour to continue…
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Morgan Freeman wrote:
No I implanted it while you were distracted. 😷Lady Skillz wrote:
Was that the little beeping thing on my back? I might've traded that to Canadians as well…Morgan Freeman wrote:
Ehh just go on your own. If you get lost I have a chip to locate you at all times. 👀Anyway… where did Nestor go? I'm not sure whether I should turn him into the authorities or ask for the tour to continue…
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Lady Skillz wrote:
A cat won't normally share affections however I like and respect Turfa (well this one, not the dead one in the pool). It appears he has fallen asleep though, shall we just leave a note pinned to his jacket to join us upstairs??Hyena wrote:
Alright alright just a threesome will do.Lady Skillz wrote:
Ahhh my lady, you are such fickle creatures. If you are unable to make a decision at all I must say I am disappointed. I will take this opportunity to leave you in peace and merely enjoy the facilities of the establishment.Hyena for me you and Turfa must duel!!
A cat will not demean itself to fighting for affection. It is expected, and if not offered ignored.
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Lady Skillz wrote:
Distracted with what?Morgan Freeman wrote:
No I implanted it while you were distracted. 😷Lady Skillz wrote:
Was that the little beeping thing on my back? I might've traded that to Canadians as well…Morgan Freeman wrote:
Ehh just go on your own. If you get lost I have a chip to locate you at all times. 👀Anyway… where did Nestor go? I'm not sure whether I should turn him into the authorities or ask for the tour to continue…
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Hyena sounds fair to me he shouldn't be sleeping anyways, who needs sleep.
Morgan, your easily distracted look there's a new movie producer who needs a voice over * slides away*
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Morgan Freeman wrote:
That's the point you were distracted, you don't even know when it happened. I must say I was impressed with your slight of hand there Lady Skillz, I am interested in seeing what else you can do (wink)Lady Skillz wrote:
Distracted with what?Morgan Freeman wrote:
No I implanted it while you were distracted. 😷Lady Skillz wrote:
Was that the little beeping thing on my back? I might've traded that to Canadians as well…Morgan Freeman wrote:
Ehh just go on your own. If you get lost I have a chip to locate you at all times. 👀Anyway… where did Nestor go? I'm not sure whether I should turn him into the authorities or ask for the tour to continue…
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Scribbles a little note. Tucks it into Turfa's pocket and holds out a robe for Lady Skillz....
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Well, the problem is I felt you inject me with it do I hired a group of assassins to kill you, thinking that you'd poisoned me. And for gods sake, keep it down up there! Some of us have better things to do then sleep with other people we've known for a total of 3 hours. I'm busy finding more Canadian socks.
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Oh Hyena there is lots more I can do 😉
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I said keep it down! I will get more cops to come down here and shut you up! Damn kids these days…
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Lady Skillz wrote:
Wraps robe around Lady Skillz, slowly runs a single finger gently down the centre of her spin.Oh Hyena there is lots more I can do 😉
Do tell....
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Hyena wrote:
Perhaps this is better suited for a more private occasion.💋 It seems that Morgan over there is quite lonely and jealous that no females are here for him to enjoy. Maybe get the blow up alligator raft from the closet for him??Lady Skillz wrote:
Wraps robe around Lady Skillz, slowly runs a single finger gently down the centre of her spin.Oh Hyena there is lots more I can do 😉
Do tell....
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Lady Skillz wrote:
Ahhh there is always someone around when you dont want them.... Here Morgan, catch. Throws Canadian Socks over the balcony edge.Hyena wrote:
Perhaps this is better suited for a more private occasion.💋 It seems that Morgan over there is quite lonely and jealous that no females are here for him to enjoy. Maybe get the blow up alligator raft from the closet for him??Lady Skillz wrote:
Wraps robe around Lady Skillz, slowly runs a single finger gently down the centre of her spin.Oh Hyena there is lots more I can do 😉
Do tell....
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Hyena wrote:
How about that back rub.Lady Skillz wrote:
Ahhh there is always someone around when you dont want them.... Here Morgan, catch. Throws Canadian Socks over the balcony edge.Hyena wrote:
Perhaps this is better suited for a more private occasion.💋 It seems that Morgan over there is quite lonely and jealous that no females are here for him to enjoy. Maybe get the blow up alligator raft from the closet for him??Lady Skillz wrote:
Wraps robe around Lady Skillz, slowly runs a single finger gently down the centre of her spin.Oh Hyena there is lots more I can do 😉
Do tell....
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Certainly, follow me to a more comfortable and private room...
Leads Lady Skillz away, enters room with 4 post king sized bed. The room is illuminated by 100 candles around the outside of the room. The light reflected off ornate mirrors position over and around the bed.
Lie face down and let me help you relax....
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Hyena wrote:
I'm trying to read down here! And in busy bidding on EBay for a sexy man-purse (30 compartments!). Since this place is no longer of interest to me because a bunch of hooligans are making so much noise, I think I'll just burn it down. Don't feel safe. I disabled the sprinklers. Thanks for the socks though!Lady Skillz wrote:
Ahhh there is always someone around when you dont want them.... Here Morgan, catch. Throws Canadian Socks over the balcony edge.Hyena wrote:
SnipLady Skillz wrote:
Wraps robe around Lady Skillz, slowly runs a single finger gently down the centre of her spin.Oh Hyena there is lots more I can do 😉
Do tell....
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Hyena wrote:
Watch your claws, they hurt a little.Certainly, follow me to a more comfortable and private room...
Leads Lady Skillz away, enters room with 4 post king sized bed. The room is illuminated by 100 candles around the outside of the room. The light reflected off ornate mirrors position over and around the bed.
Lie face down and let me help you relax....
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Oh Morgan didn't you know my skin is fire proof, you should've bought that on EBay instead of that purple satchel!!
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Technically I could get away with burning this place down and causing you to die because I felt that the things you were doing we're threatening my safety. I was scared the ceiling was going to fall down on me…
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Lady Skillz wrote:
Ahh but a little pain heightens the sensation, just a little..... Strokes the scratch with the soft tip of the finger then gently blows across it.Hyena wrote:
Watch your claws, they hurt a little.Certainly, follow me to a more comfortable and private room...
Leads Lady Skillz away, enters room with 4 post king sized bed. The room is illuminated by 100 candles around the outside of the room. The light reflected off ornate mirrors position over and around the bed.
Lie face down and let me help you relax....
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Morgan Freeman wrote:
You could of just exited the building duhhTechnically I could get away with burning this place down and causing you to die because I felt that the things you were doing we're threatening my safety. I was scared the ceiling was going to fall down on me…
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