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Hyena wrote:
Let's say my retirements riding on it... Get her on the operating table and strap her down hyena.Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
That may explain Dmitri....*enters pool area* Uh, guys. I left some "stuff" in the garlic bread dough and, uh, I kinda need it back😳
Sorry I think it is all gone, unless you want to pump Dmitri's stomach? How much is the *ahem stuff worth?
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Hyena wrote:
Borrow a speedo from the closet!!♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
But I forgot my swimmers....Lady Skillz wrote:
I'm coming! 😉😊Well now that all the excitement is over I'm gonna take a dip in the pool.
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Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Dmitri's male? Can't you tell? And why should I help?Hyena wrote:
Let's say my retirements riding on it... Get her on the operating table and strap her down hyena.Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
That may explain Dmitri....*enters pool area* Uh, guys. I left some "stuff" in the garlic bread dough and, uh, I kinda need it back😳
Sorry I think it is all gone, unless you want to pump Dmitri's stomach? How much is the *ahem stuff worth?
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Lady Skillz wrote:
Well certainly, but I am in the middle of being interviewed maybe if Miss Mafioso will join us? The spa does look inviting...Hyena wrote:
Borrow a speedo from the closet!!♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
But I forgot my swimmers....Lady Skillz wrote:
I'm coming! 😉😊Well now that all the excitement is over I'm gonna take a dip in the pool.
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Hyena wrote:
Because I have those pics of you in a mankini at a "party" doing done interesting things... And we wouldnt want those slipping out into the public, do we?😁Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Dmitri's male? Can't you tell? And why should I help?Hyena wrote:
Let's say my retirements riding on it... Get her on the operating table and strap her down hyena.Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
That may explain Dmitri....*enters pool area* Uh, guys. I left some "stuff" in the garlic bread dough and, uh, I kinda need it back😳
Sorry I think it is all gone, unless you want to pump Dmitri's stomach? How much is the *ahem stuff worth?
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Some*
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Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
🎶Oh Hyena🎶Hyena wrote:
Because I have those pics of you in a mankini at a "party" doing done interesting things... And we wouldnt want those slipping out into the public, do we?😁Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Dmitri's male? Can't you tell? And why should I help?Hyena wrote:
Let's say my retirements riding on it... Get her on the operating table and strap her down hyena.Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
That may explain Dmitri....*enters pool area* Uh, guys. I left some "stuff" in the garlic bread dough and, uh, I kinda need it back😳
Sorry I think it is all gone, unless you want to pump Dmitri's stomach? How much is the *ahem stuff worth?
I think you're being...
🎶blackmailed🎶 -
♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Not blackmailed, persuaded in a slightly threatening manner.Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
🎶Oh Hyena🎶Hyena wrote:
Because I have those pics of you in a mankini at a "party" doing done interesting things... And we wouldnt want those slipping out into the public, do we?😁Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Dmitri's male? Can't you tell? And why should I help?Hyena wrote:
Let's say my retirements riding on it... Get her on the operating table and strap her down hyena.Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
That may explain Dmitri....*enters pool area* Uh, guys. I left some "stuff" in the garlic bread dough and, uh, I kinda need it back😳
Sorry ?
I think you're being...
🎶blackmailed🎶 -
Alright, I confess! Nestor made me steal the garlic bread, hire those thugs, knock out the ladies, and drug Dmitri!
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Morgan Freeman wrote:
😡Wheres the stuff I put in the garlic bread? Huh? HUH!!??Alright, I confess! Nestor made me steal the garlic bread, hire those thugs, knock out the ladies, and drug Dmitri!
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Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
I have nothing to be ashamed of... Cats just have a superior social standing. You mere humans do not understand the ways of the cat and it is vastly to difficult for me to explain it to you.Hyena wrote:
Because I have those pics of you in a mankini at a "party" doing done interesting things... And we wouldnt want those slipping out into the public, do we?😁Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
SnipHyena wrote:
SnipϮµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
SnipSnip
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Hyena wrote:
Hmm, in this photo you look more like a dog...😳Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
I have nothing to be ashamed of... Cats just have a superior social standing. You mere humans do not understand the ways of the cat and it is vastly to difficult for me to explain it to you.Hyena wrote:
Because I have those pics of you in a mankini at a "party" doing done interesting things... And we wouldnt want those slipping out into the public, do we?😁Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
SnipHyena wrote:
SnipϮµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
SnipSnip
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Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Have you ever tried to make a cat do something it didn't want? Have you ever backed a cat into a corner?♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Not blackmailed, persuaded in a slightly threatening manner.Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
🎶Oh Hyena🎶Hyena wrote:
Snip😁Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
SnipHyena wrote:
SnipϮµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
SnipSnip
I think you're being...
🎶blackmailed🎶Now think what happens when the cat is the size of a St Bernard???
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Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Hey now, you don't have to go slipping THAT much information...Hyena wrote:
Hmm, in this photo you look more like a dog...😳Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
I have nothing to be ashamed of... Cats just have a superior social standing. You mere humans do not understand the ways of the cat and it is vastly to difficult for me to explain it to you.Hyena wrote:
Because I have those pics of you in a mankini at a "party" doing done interesting things... And we wouldnt want those slipping out into the public, do we?😁Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
SnipHyena wrote:
SnipϮµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
SnipSnip
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Hyena, grabs TurfLord ripping his clothes off, the hands fly faster than can be seen and TurfLord flies through the air crashing hard into a piano. Hyena launches himself knocking the wind out, hand squeezing the jugular vein tightly. As others realize what happened they can see the blood trickling off TurfLords chest and spelling "Hyena - Natures A-Hole"
Now did you want to hand over those photo's and appologise???
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Hyena wrote:
I... *cough cough* I gave them to... *coughs up blood* .. Mystery... *cough cough* I'm... In her zombie army... Help.. *cough cough* .. Me.. Please...Hyena, grabs TurfLord ripping his clothes off, the hands fly faster than can be seen and TurfLord flies through the air crashing hard into a piano. Hyena launches himself knocking the wind out, hand squeezing the jugular vein tightly. As others realize what happened they can see the blood trickling off TurfLords chest and spelling "Hyena - Natures A-Hole"
Now did you want to hand over those photo's and appologise???
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Hyena wrote:
Wow!Hyena, grabs TurfLord ripping his clothes off, the hands fly faster than can be seen and TurfLord flies through the air crashing hard into a piano. Hyena launches himself knocking the wind out, hand squeezing the jugular vein tightly. As others realize what happened they can see the blood trickling off TurfLords chest and spelling "Hyena - Natures A-Hole"
Now did you want to hand over those photo's and appologise???
Hmm ... That was slightly interesting.
*whispers* wanna do that again, hyena?
*loudly*hey, Seniorita! Look what I found over here! -
After doing some research, my team and I have figured out what happened:
Turfa—who was impersonating Turfa—invited everyone to a lovely ball. He even invited Turfa, who happily joined in the fun. After everyone was settled, Turfa struck. He used clones of newbs he'd demolished to assault and mug all the unconscious guests. Unfortunately, the clone of Timmy Bigback (Dmitri's notorious Timmy) went haywire. Probably something to do with the original newb's DNA... Anyway, he collected and handed out all sorts of odd weaponry, and was behind the brutal attacks. And the garlic bread and nuke...
Also, Hyena, you may be built like a feline, but hyenas ACT LIKE DOGS!!! HAHAHA.
You=not a cat -
SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Why was hyenas assault against me not a part of the police report? It the fact that Mysterys zombie army is encircling the manor?😠After doing some research, my team and I have figured out what happened:
Turfa—who was impersonating Turfa—invited everyone to a lovely ball. He even invited Turfa, who happily joined in the fun. After everyone was settled, Turfa struck. He used clones of newbs he'd demolished to assault and mug all the unconscious guests. Unfortunately, the clone of Timmy Bigback (Dmitri's notorious Timmy) went haywire. Probably something to do with the original newb's DNA... Anyway, he collected and handed out all sorts of odd weaponry, and was behind the brutal attacks. And the garlic bread and nuke...
Also, Hyena, you may be built like a feline, but hyenas ACT LIKE DOGS!!! HAHAHA.
You=not a cat -
Or*
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Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Those blood-money diamonds from Africa? Or the mysterious white powder? I figured the powder was flour, so I used that to make a cake! Want some?Morgan Freeman wrote:
😡Wheres the stuff I put in the garlic bread? Huh? HUH!!??Alright, I confess! Nestor made me steal the garlic bread, hire those thugs, knock out the ladies, and drug Dmitri!
As for the diamonds, I traded them for socks with a Canadian.
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
So all in all, Turfa was actually Turfa the whole time.. Hmm, tricky, sleazy bastard.After doing some research, my team and I have figured out what happened:
Turfa—who was impersonating Turfa—invited everyone to a lovely ball. He even invited Turfa, who happily joined in the fun. After everyone was settled, Turfa struck. He used clones of newbs he'd demolished to assault and mug all the unconscious guests. Unfortunately, the clone of Timmy Bigback (Dmitri's notorious Timmy) went haywire. Probably something to do with the original newb's DNA... Anyway, he collected and handed out all sorts of odd weaponry, and was behind the brutal attacks. And the garlic bread and nuke...
Also, Hyena, you may be built like a feline, but hyenas ACT LIKE DOGS!!! HAHAHA.
You=not a cat -
Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Well, sir, your actions were also less than legal. If I were to write up Hyena, you would also have to be reported.SeñoritaMafioso wrote: ✂
Why was hyenas assault against me not a part of the police report? It the fact that Mysterys zombie army is encircling the manor?😠 -
Morgan Freeman wrote:
😡😡😡😡😡 Give me that goddamn cake Morgan!Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Those blood-money diamonds from Africa? Or the mysterious white powder? I figured the powder was flour, so I used that to make a cake! Want some?Morgan Freeman wrote:
😡Wheres the stuff I put in the garlic bread? Huh? HUH!!??Alright, I confess! Nestor made me steal the garlic bread, hire those thugs, knock out the ladies, and drug Dmitri!
As for the diamonds, I traded them for socks with a Canadian.
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Oh I have a bloody gash in my chest and a broken neck😊 I could care less about being reported.😄Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Well, sir, your actions were also less than legal. If I were to write up Hyena, you would also have to be reported.SeñoritaMafioso wrote: ✂
Why was hyenas assault against me not a part of the police report? It the fact that Mysterys zombie army is encircling the manor?😠 -
Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Haha! Ah Morgan! Always a sucker for Canadian socks. I know, I know, the fleece is like nothing you've ever felt before, but is it still worth all that money?Morgan Freeman wrote:
😡😡😡😡😡 Give me that goddamn cake Morgan!Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Those blood-money diamonds from Africa? Or the mysterious white powder? I figured the powder was flour, so I used that to make a cake! Want some?Morgan Freeman wrote:
😡Wheres the stuff I put in the garlic bread? Huh? HUH!!??Alright, I confess! Nestor made me steal the garlic bread, hire those thugs, knock out the ladies, and drug Dmitri!
As for the diamonds, I traded them for socks with a Canadian.
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💉Ꭰя💊Ꮪuηshιηε💉 wrote:
1st. Turf Lord, you can't have the cake cause I gave it to George Bush and a Mexican guy.Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
SnipMorgan Freeman wrote:
😡😡😡😡😡 Give me that goddamn cake Morgan!Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Those blood-money diamonds from Africa? Or the mysterious white powder? I figured the powder was flour, so I used that to make a cake! Want some?Morgan Freeman wrote:
😡Wheres the stuff I put in the garlic bread? Huh? HUH!!??snip
As for the diamonds, I traded them for socks with a Canadian.
2nd. I'm pretty sure if I didn't get rid of that $20mil worth of the diamonds I'd become a target of the smugglers. And not only would that look bad on my résumé, but it would interfere with my seal farming industry. -
Morgan Freeman wrote:
💉Ꭰя💊Ꮪuηshιηε💉 wrote:
*Pounces on Morgan Freeman, delivery a solid kick to the jaw. While Morgans on the ground, I jump on you and strangle you to death*Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
1st. Turf Lord, you can't have the cake cause I gave it to George Bush and a Mexican guy.Morgan Freeman wrote:
Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Morgan Freeman wrote:
😡Wheres the stuff I put in the garlic bread? Huh? HUH!!??snip
Snip
2nd. I'm pretty sure if I didn't get rid of that $20mil worth of the diamonds I'd become a target of the smugglers. And not only would that look bad on my résumé, but it would interfere with my seal farming industry.
GODDAMNIT MORGAN! -
Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Here's the paperwork 📝SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Oh I have a bloody gash in my chest and a broken neck😊 I could care less about being reported.😄Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Well, sir, your actions were also less than legal. If I were to write up Hyena, you would also have to be reported.SeñoritaMafioso wrote: ✂
Why was hyenas assault against me not a part of the police report? It the fact that Mysterys zombie army is encircling the manor?😠
Feel free to do it yourself, but it's time for me to relax... 😌💤 -
Am I the only one who still wants to see the photos of Hyena in a mankini??
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