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Dinner is served.
Ladies and Gentlemen. What are these?
Pomp.
Class.
Money.
Champagne.
Soft music.
Gold.
Diamonds.
Poker.
Ferraris.On the agenda tonight, is something that perhaps all of you have been missing of late.
There has been a certain quality lacking, and here, tonight, we shall do our utmost to provide this quality.Please! Sit, enjoy your dinners. The champagne is of the highest quality this evening. Our guest speakers shall come and go, and though the night may progress throughout the ages, we will be here as long as you stay.
You might be wondering,
"What is the point of this?"The point of it is, tonight is a night of stories. The tales of the rich. The legends of the powerful. The myths, and the facts.
We hope you enjoy your evening.
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Did anybody els emagin a soothing male voice tell you that? Also by reading this comment your iq just dropped 4% congrats๐
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๐๐ฅษงสฯ๐ฅ๐ wrote:
Shhhhh it's about to start...Did anybody els emagin a soothing male voice tell you that? Also by reading this comment your iq just dropped 4% congrats๐
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Ladies. As you entered the lobby, you noticed a soft but distinctive odour in the air. The smell of clean air. The crisp smell of the water in the small fountain before you. The sweet aroma of the small, green plants in their hickory pots.
You saw the gleam of the evening sun through the massive arched windows, and the glow it cast upon the white, marble floor. It left pale shadows from the bases of the marble columns and from the gothic vault over your head leered grotesque gargoyles of stone.
From somewhere behind the oaken reception desk came the clear notes of classical panpipes and a lone guitar played the rythm of rainforests.
Ladies, you had arrived.
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Gentlemen. As you entered the hall, your senses were struck from all directions by the sheer and somehow, masculine beauty.
You heard the barely audible jazz music: the strands of saxophone and flute, the strum of the bass guitar and the gentle percussion.
You smelled a wonderful perfume, scented the odour of the new Jaguar you just bought, and you smelled the smell of almost godlike power.
As you gazed around, you saw the oak pillars and the magnificent bluestone brick walls. The mahogany floor gleamed under the light through the stained glass, and the dark cathedral ceilings with their great beams spoke of strength beyond reckoning.
Gentlemen, you had arrived.
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Now that im here what happends?
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Hyena wrote:
I like that. Cheers man ๐๐๐ฅษงสฯ๐ฅ๐ wrote:
Shhhhh it's about to start...Did anybody els emagin a soothing male voice tell you that? Also by reading this comment your iq just dropped 4% congrats๐
It has started. I'll continue later on, through the rest of the building. Everybody is welcome to have a shot at doing it too๐ -
๐๐ฅษงสฯ๐ฅ๐ wrote:
Nothing happens to trolls.Now that im here what happends?
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Sexy time? Do we all put our car keys in a bowl?
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โ Aโ โ ฯฎuฦฆฦโณโ wrote:
So what happends to me?๐๐ฅษงสฯ๐ฅ๐ wrote:
Nothing happens to trolls.Now that im here what happends?
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No offence fellas but I think I'll wait for the ladies....๐
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โโฑฅสา๐โ โฑฅ๐โโ โฑโฑโ โ wrote:
The ladies and the gentlemen shall meet eventually in the formal dining room. From there, they will progress to the living area ... I haven't written any more yet, and as far as storylines are concerned, I have nothing planned. Feel free to give me ideas everybody! ๐๐No offence fellas but I think I'll wait for the ladies....๐
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I have arrived, now where do I put my jacket?
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๐ฟโณโี าโ สสุนโ โฒ๐ฟ wrote:
Allow me Mrs G, and your seat is over here...I have arrived, now where do I put my jacket?
What a surprise we are at the same table...
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Hyena wrote:
KILLER G!!!!!! I think you might want to see this. ๐๐๐๐ฟโณโี าโ สสุนโ โฒ๐ฟ wrote:
Allow me Mrs G, and your seat is over here...I have arrived, now where do I put my jacket?
What a surprise we are at the same table...
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YOU wrote:
So Mrs G will Mr G be joining you tonight???๐ฟโณโี าโ สสุนโ โฒ๐ฟ wrote:
Allow me Mrs G, and your seat is over here...I have arrived, now where do I put my jacket?
What a surprise we are at the same table...
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Hyena wrote:
๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณYOU wrote:
So Mrs G will Mr G be joining you tonight???๐ฟโณโี าโ สสุนโ โฒ๐ฟ wrote:
Allow me Mrs G, and your seat is over here...I have arrived, now where do I put my jacket?
What a surprise we are at the same table...
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โ Aโ โ ฯฎuฦฆฦโณโ wrote:
What I thought this was a grand ball, I'm just making the lady comfortable whilst she awaits the return on her husband.Hyena wrote:
๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณYOU wrote:
So Mrs G will Mr G be joining you tonight???๐ฟโณโี าโ สสุนโ โฒ๐ฟ wrote:
Allow me Mrs G, and your seat is over here...I have arrived, now where do I put my jacket?
What a surprise we are at the same table...
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Hyena wrote:
๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ท๐ฒโ Aโ โ ฯฎuฦฆฦโณโ wrote:
What I thought this was a grand ball, I'm just making the lady comfortable whilst she awaits the return on her husband.Hyena wrote:
๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณYOU wrote:
So Mrs G will Mr G be joining you tonight???๐ฟโณโี าโ สสุนโ โฒ๐ฟ wrote:
Allow me Mrs G, and your seat is over here...I have arrived, now where do I put my jacket?
What a surprise we are at the same table...
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โ Aโ โ ฯฎuฦฆฦโณโ wrote:
Hey, where did she go???Hyena wrote:
๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ท๐ฒโ Aโ โ ฯฎuฦฆฦโณโ wrote:
What I thought this was a grand ball, I'm just making the lady comfortable whilst she awaits the return on her husband.Hyena wrote:
๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณYOU wrote:
So Mrs G will Mr G be joining you tonight???๐ฟโณโี าโ สสุนโ โฒ๐ฟ wrote:
Allow me Mrs G, and your seat is over here...I have arrived, now where do I put my jacket?
What a surprise we are at the same table...
๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณGod dammit Turfa,Turfa told me not to trust you!!!!
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Ladies, as you make your way to the powder rooms, please observe the gold decor and polished titanium lavatory trim. This was placed here with you in mind: that you might check your makeup and adjust your hair with ease, no matter your position in the room. We boast no old fashioned glass mirrors in this state of the art palace of the rich.
You may also notice the crystal chandeliers and sapphire faucets. Polished hourly by our highly trained staff, we hope to never cease dazzling you.
Don't forget there are quad-core tissue papers avaliable for your use after you finish powdering your noses.
Ladies, you are prepared.
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Gentlemen, as you make your way to the bar, please take note of the crystal beakers and high tensile alloy rods adorning the room. These rods are none other than the super conducting test devices used in the design and concept stages of the latest fast trains and space equipment soon to be made famous by the scheduled landing on Jupiter.
The wines are aged in Europe and range in age from seventy years to three hundred and fifty years. The various Scotches and spirits are the finest of the finest: brewed by the oldest and most respected breweries from around the globe, whilst the beers are those drunk by the great Albert Einstein and many other famous figures.
The bar top itself is constructed of fire-hardened and polished blackwood. The steel stays are pieces of framework from several iconic structures, including the Eiffel Tower and the Empire State Building.
Gentlemen, you are prepared.
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Hyena wrote:
Never trust a guy that tells you not to trust a guy that tells you not to trust himself.โ Aโ โ ฯฎuฦฆฦโณโ wrote:
Hey, where did she go???Hyena wrote:
๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ท๐ฒโ Aโ โ ฯฎuฦฆฦโณโ wrote:
What I thought this was a grand ball, I'm just making the lady comfortable whilst she awaits the return on her husband.Hyena wrote:
๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณYOU wrote:
So Mrs G will Mr G be joining you tonight???๐ฟโณโี าโ สสุนโ โฒ๐ฟ wrote:
Allow me Mrs G, and your seat is over here...I have arrived, now where do I put my jacket?
What a surprise we are at the same table...
๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณGod dammit Turfa,Turfa told me not to trust you!!!!
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I'm here, I must have fallen asleep at the table.
Unfortunately Mr G will not be joining us.
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๐๐ฅษงสฯ๐ฅ๐ wrote:
fixed.Did anybody else imagine me being a little annoying turd? Also by reading this comment it proves that im an idiot. Congrats to myself for being an idiot.๐
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๐ฟโณโี าโ สสุนโ โฒ๐ฟ wrote:
Oh I'm terribly sorry to hear that. And what can I pour for you to drink? Red, white or bubbly?I'm here, I must have fallen asleep at the table.
Unfortunately Mr G will not be joining us.
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Hyena wrote:
Tequila thanks๐ฟโณโี าโ สสุนโ โฒ๐ฟ wrote:
Oh I'm terribly sorry to hear that. And what can I pour for you to drink? Red, white or bubbly?I'm here, I must have fallen asleep at the table.
Unfortunately Mr G will not be joining us.
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๐ฟโณโี าโ สสุนโ โฒ๐ฟ wrote:
Marguerita with a salt rim around the glass??Hyena wrote:
Tequila thanks๐ฟโณโี าโ สสุนโ โฒ๐ฟ wrote:
Oh I'm terribly sorry to hear that. And what can I pour for you to drink? Red, white or bubbly?I'm here, I must have fallen asleep at the table.
Unfortunately Mr G will not be joining us.
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Okay I am here... Now where's the vodka?
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Hyena wrote:
Yeah that'll do the trick :)๐ฟโณโี าโ สสุนโ โฒ๐ฟ wrote:
Marguerita with a salt rim around the glass??Hyena wrote:
Tequila thanks๐ฟโณโี าโ สสุนโ โฒ๐ฟ wrote:
Oh I'm terribly sorry to hear that. And what can I pour for you to drink? Red, white or bubbly?I'm here, I must have fallen asleep at the table.
Unfortunately Mr G will not be joining us.
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Oh yes what is served around here?
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