Official Religion of TW
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DISCLAIMER: This is a joke and is meant to be slightly humorous.
I have decided to propose that the official religion of TW be Bortism. Bort was the turf to save all turfs; he was the first and the last, the alpha and omega. (lol p s i and all of his little accounts) Bort's purpose was to release the turfs of the world from the constant fear and oppression of being torn down by owners and by vendettas. Bort was starting to make noise, so the elite of the Vendetta faith decided to silence him. However, Bort was risen (in memory at least) until he descended into obscurity, another failed turf leader. However, someday Bort will rise again and overthrow Nick, fufilling his destiny and saving the turfs. From Hamsterdam to my East Dublin turf, they are all saved!
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Back in the early days- even before Hamsterdam- the great prophets predicted that someday the tear down feature would be overcome, and that the turfs would one day be led to victory.
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Wow🎱♠
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Amen.
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🙏🙏Bort🙏🙏
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The power of Bort grows stronger daily. There may be an uprising soon.
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And Bort sayeth unto his attackers, "You may destroyeth me, but you may not destroyeth my teachings."
The word of the Bort. 🙏
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Who or what is bort... Fill me in?!?
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Troll.
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Seriously don't start mocking God and Jesus.
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I think you mean Amsterdam.
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HydroChaz wrote:
I am GodSeriously don't start mocking God and Jesus.
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HydroChaz wrote:
Seriously don't start mocking God and Jesus.
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💀TRAILERTRASH💀 wrote:
Hamsterdam is the name of the first turf ever created, check shulzies acct.... It's the holy Grail of turf... 🏆I think you mean Amsterdam.
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Johnny Cage 👊add cage👊 wrote:
💀TRAILERTRASH💀 wrote:
Hamsterdam is the name of the first turf ever created, check shulzies acct.... It's the holy Grail of turf... 🏆I think you mean Amsterdam.
Ah, I thought it was a reference to The Wire.
Also, praise Bort.
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All praise be to Bort!
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north✯ wrote:
prob is. Either way both are kool!Johnny Cage 👊add cage👊 wrote:
💀TRAILERTRASH💀 wrote:
Hamsterdam is the name of the first turf ever created, check shulzies acct.... It's the holy Grail of turf... 🏆I think you mean Amsterdam.
Ah, I thought it was a reference to The Wire.
Also, praise Bort.
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RedPandaBoy wrote:
New idea for a game... Since there's loadsa fundamentalist religious ppl out there and on here, what about.... RELIGION WARS !!!! where u level up ranks of ur chosen religion, preist, bishop, cardinal, pope, Jesus then god/Allah/yalweh/yoda/flying teapot?HydroChaz wrote:
Seriously don't start mocking God and Jesus.
It could b concentrated to the holyland/ middle east/isreal on google maps? -
Who's up for a virtual crusaid?
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ALL HAIL BORT!!!!!
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I wonder if anyone's in control of the Holy Land on this game...
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Yup! It's GoF-iL, looks inactive though, only a few turf 24 wks old. Also there's no roads in isreal/entire middle east according to google.
Can't blame them though, I wouldn't send a bunch of expensive camera cars there to map the place either -
I bow to God of War
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zraygo wrote:
wwwwwaaaaarrrrrrr!I bow to God of War
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Scroobius Pip wrote:
that's not funny. At allHydroChaz wrote:
I am GodSeriously don't start mocking God and Jesus.
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People always try to derail Bort threads. Those people are anti-Bortionists.
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RedPandaBoy wrote:
read the fucking disclaimer. It's a joke. I'm a Christian, so I used christianity as a basisHydroChaz wrote:
Seriously don't start mocking God and Jesus.
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north✯ wrote:
lol, how about we claim the holyland in the name of bort? All turfs there shall be called bort, and all infidel imposters will be crushed!People always try to derail Bort threads. Those people are anti-Bortionists.
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Signore Rossi wrote:
lol where is the TW holy land, NYC?north✯ wrote:
lol, how about we claim the holyland in the name of bort? All turfs there shall be called bort, and all infidel imposters will be crushed!People always try to derail Bort threads. Those people are anti-Bortionists.
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This is a nice religion but I prefer howardism
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HydroChaz wrote:
Seriously don't start mocking God and Jesus.
Lighten up. Not everyone believes what you do; what is sacred to you isn't to everyone.
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