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It was the way it was ment to be. Bort was destroyed to create.
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Bort, hallowed be thy name.
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And he has gone to prepare a place for us....Bortopia.
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Nailz 6025 wrote:
😱 blasphomy!Who or what is bort... Fill me in?!?
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MrMiOne wrote:
Jihad!!!!!!Nailz 6025 wrote:
😱 blasphomy!Who or what is bort... Fill me in?!?
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bramblescat wrote:
right so let's get this underway. Bortopia aka the Holyland is Westchester Illinois. I'm about 5000 miles away but who is close enough to claim this land in the name of bort peace be upon him (PBUH)?And he has gone to prepare a place for us....Bortopia.
all hail Bort PBUH! -
Bump
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Signore Rossi wrote:
I'm much too far, but I will spread the word and those who resist will be cleansed if I can do it.bramblescat wrote:
right so let's get this underway. Bortopia aka the Holyland is Westchester Illinois. I'm about 5000 miles away but who is close enough to claim this land in the name of bort peace be upon him (PBUH)?And he has gone to prepare a place for us....Bortopia.
all hail Bort PBUH! -
Oh and to help convert non believers use this line...
Hello I'm here to talk to you about the Bortite Turfs Wars faith and if you've accepted Bort as your savior in Turf Wars.
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Perfect
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I have the Commandments of Turf Wars ready!
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Angel of Blades wrote:
Slight rewrite. Reminds me more of the real world equivalentOh and to help convert non believers use this line...
Hello I'm here to talk to you about the Bortite Turfs Wars faith and if you've accepted Bort as your personal lord and savior in Turf Wars.
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1. I am Nick your Developer, who brought you out of the land of Cartel, out of the house of bad gameplay.
2. Do not have any other Developers before me.
3. You shall not make for yourself an idol, whether in the form of anything that is in the Geocoder, or that is on the profile page, or that is in the forum.
4. You shall not bow down to them or worship them; for I Nick your Developer am a omnipotent Developer, punishing players for their rejection of my truth
5. but showing steadfast love to the thousandth generation of those who love me and keep my commandments.
6. You shall not make wrongful use of the name of the Developer Nick, for the Developer will not acquit anyone who misuses his name.
7. Remember the Gas day and keep it holy.
8. For six days you shall use energy and do all missions you can.
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9. But the first Sunday of every month is a Gasday to Nick your Developer; you shall capture turf from all those you encounter—you, your son or your daughter, your male or female slave, your livestock, or the alien resident in your towns.
10. For in six days Nick made the Geocoder and Forums, the Profile page, and all that is in them; and on the seventh day he released Turfs Wars on the world; therefore the fighting began and thus the world was brighter.
11. Honor your Don and your Developer, so that your days may be long in the land that Nick your Developer is giving you.
12. You shall not destroy all a players turf.
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13. You shall not condemn those who give money.
14. You shall post codes in the general forum.
15. You shall not bear false witness against your Turf Wars neighbor.
16. You shall not covet your neighbor’s Turf or covet your neighbor’s Money but thou shalt take it if thou desires it.
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These are just slight tweaks of the real world equivalent I think it needs alot more tweaking.
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Preach!
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Bump for non believers!
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Angel of Blades wrote:
Bump for non believers!
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Angel of Blades wrote:
Love it! Hail bort!13. You shall not condemn those who give money.
14. You shall post codes in the general forum.
15. You shall not bear false witness against your Turf Wars neighbor.
16. You shall not covet your neighbor’s Turf or covet your neighbor’s Money but thou shalt take it if thou desires it.
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Made a mistake on commandment 14 "you shall NOT* post codes in the general forum"
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Okay I'm converting to bortism after a deep meditation. Am I the first UK bortist?
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Oh wait muse is UK
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Nailz 6025 wrote:
😨we need to expand our message to the corners of the earth so more poor souls like this one can receive the message of Bortism🙏Who or what is bort... Fill me in?!?
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Word.. Amen Gullah luuyha.
Yea I k kw it's spellt word it's the whole point duhh
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I went Fishing on the weekend and we named our first fish bort. In honour.
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I shall join the bort cause!
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Hoboisim is the real religion
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👑HOBO KING👑 wrote:
Blasphemer!Hoboisim is the real religion
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Bump for non believers!
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