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Lol. Are we gonna see another out of control religious debate?
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Interesting, would this be an offshoot of Technists?
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Angel of Blades wrote:
no. This is the one true TW path, refrain from tearing down turfs and bort will spare you when the day to end all destroying comesInteresting, would this be an offshoot of Technists?
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Does bort hate the gays?
this is important
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squelch wrote:
haha I bet it isDoes bort hate the gays?
this is important
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!GetSome🌇🌊🔨 wrote:
Signore Rossi wrote:
lol where is the TW holy land, NYC?north✯ wrote:
lol, how about we claim the holyland in the name of bort? All turfs there shall be called bort, and all infidel imposters will be crushed!People always try to derail Bort threads. Those people are anti-Bortionists.
it would never work. There is too much tension between the Bortitinians and the Bortsalis.
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zraygo wrote:
It would require a Bortlamic Jihad.!GetSome🌇🌊🔨 wrote:
Signore Rossi wrote:
lol where is the TW holy land, NYC?north✯ wrote:
lol, how about we claim the holyland in the name of bort? All turfs there shall be called bort, and all infidel imposters will be crushed!People always try to derail Bort threads. Those people are anti-Bortionists.
it would never work. There is too much tension between the Bortitinians and the Bortsalis.
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bramblescat wrote:
I am in favor of launching said crusadezraygo wrote:
It would require a Bortlamic Jihad.!GetSome🌇🌊🔨 wrote:
Signore Rossi wrote:
lol where is the TW holy land, NYC?north✯ wrote:
lol, how about we claim the holyland in the name of bort? All turfs there shall be called bort, and all infidel imposters will be crushed!People always try to derail Bort threads. Those people are anti-Bortionists.
it would never work. There is too much tension between the Bortitinians and the Bortsalis.
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Wait! We need a Bortope. I nominate North.
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Angel of Blades wrote:
done. I am the high priest.Wait! We need a Bortope. I nominate North.
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!GetSome🌇🌊🔨 wrote:
Not à high priest a Bort Pope Aka Bortope.Angel of Blades wrote:
done. I am the high priest.Wait! We need a Bortope. I nominate North.
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Angel of Blades wrote:
I know, north is the Bortope and I am the high priest aka #2!GetSome🌇🌊🔨 wrote:
Not à high priest a Bort Pope Aka Bortope.Angel of Blades wrote:
done. I am the high priest.Wait! We need a Bortope. I nominate North.
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!GetSome🌇🌊🔨 wrote:
wouldn't you be the bortphet aka bort prophet. Since this was your ideaAngel of Blades wrote:
I know, north is the Bortope and I am the high priest aka #2!GetSome🌇🌊🔨 wrote:
Not à high priest a Bort Pope Aka Bortope.Angel of Blades wrote:
done. I am the high priest.Wait! We need a Bortope. I nominate North.
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👿Belial wrote:
good point. I will be the bortphet, and north is the bortope!GetSome🌇🌊🔨 wrote:
wouldn't you be the bortphet aka bort prophet. Since this was your ideaAngel of Blades wrote:
I know, north is the Bortope and I am the high priest aka #2!GetSome🌇🌊🔨 wrote:
Not à high priest a Bort Pope Aka Bortope.Angel of Blades wrote:
done. I am the high priest.Wait! We need a Bortope. I nominate North.
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May this day mark the beginning of a new era of prosperity for all bortists.
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Can I be the chief bortquisitor?I can head the bortquisition and eliminate all bortics
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👿Belial wrote:
You could lead the Bortican Guard of the Borts templarCan I be the chief bortquisitor?I can head the bortquisition and eliminate all bortics
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DDDD23 wrote:
Belial is the Grand Master of the Knights Bortlar. I shall be.... Hmm I don't know what I'll be. Any ideas?👿Belial wrote:
You could lead the Bortican Guard of the Borts templarCan I be the chief bortquisitor?I can head the bortquisition and eliminate all bortics
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Angel of Blades wrote:
angel of bortism?DDDD23 wrote:
Belial is the Grand Master of the Knights Bortlar. I shall be.... Hmm I don't know what I'll be. Any ideas?👿Belial wrote:
You could lead the Bortican Guard of the Borts templarCan I be the chief bortquisitor?I can head the bortquisition and eliminate all bortics
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!GetSome🌇🌊🔨 wrote:
Works for me.Angel of Blades wrote:
angel of bortism?DDDD23 wrote:
Belial is the Grand Master of the Knights Bortlar. I shall be.... Hmm I don't know what I'll be. Any ideas?👿Belial wrote:
You could lead the Bortican Guard of the Borts templarCan I be the chief bortquisitor?I can head the bortquisition and eliminate all bortics
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Bump for Non believers and those who have not yet heard the word of Bort.
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ldub wrote:
squelch wrote:
haha I bet it isDoes bort hate the gays?
this is important
jkBort came to save all turf kind. Beware of false prophets who practice Bortulism!!
Or is Bortulism that sick feeling you get when you wake up in the morning to find that there are over 100 attack/fight notifications and you're bleeding turf and money everywhere?
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He needs a Bortmobile to travel safely
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Bump as bortphet
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We can celebrate Bortmas
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bramblescat wrote:
Bortism is the path to Turf Wars enlightenment. The only true way to Borteaven.ldub wrote:
squelch wrote:
haha I bet it isDoes bort hate the gays?
this is important
jkBort came to save all turf kind. Beware of false prophets who practice Bortulism!!
Or is Bortulism that sick feeling you get when you wake up in the morning to find that there are over 100 attack/fight notifications and you're bleeding turf and money everywhere?
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bramblescat wrote:
I like this ^^ldub wrote:
squelch wrote:
haha I bet it isDoes bort hate the gays?
this is important
jkBort came to save all turf kind. Beware of false prophets who practice Bortulism!!
Or is Bortulism that sick feeling you get when you wake up in the morning to find that there are over 100 attack/fight notifications and you're bleeding turf and money everywhere?
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North has handed to me the location of the Holyland! We must begin a Crusade to secure it! Our Holyland lies in Westchester Illinois!
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Hail bort!
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Muse wrote:
Another rallies to our cause!Hail bort!
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