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Win this contest for 100 MOB™ garaunteed ! I will spread you code on ICM, in my list, and in the Invite Forum. Since I don't this this has taken place in a while this is a JOKE contest. Only 1 Accepteable ( no cancer , death , you know what, etc. ) joke please per person per 12 hours. CONTEST ENDS APRIL 10. I will decide the winner - now let the jokes begin!
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What is E.T. Short for?
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Just post jokes your Wasting space!
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Cause he's got them tiny little legs!
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Guy says to his friend"I think my wife died."
Friend says "what do you mean, you think?"
Guy says " well.. The sex is still the same, but the dishes are stacking up." -
YOU wrote:
Et cetera. Just saying.
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?The wall behind him. 😳
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A soldier was stationed in Afghanistan. On a patrol at night he was alone since his other 3 squad members were sick or hurt so he was driing alone to rendezvous with antihero squad. Along the way, he hit an IED and the right side of the car was damaged and the engine was badly damaged. He was blown out of the vehicle but was lucky to be mostly uninjuried.
He called command via a portable radio he had and asked, "I'm in the desert probably an hour from any help and I hit an IED and I am by myself. I am mostly unhurt but I don't know what to do."
Comand replies, "For one, make sure the area is safe and no hostiles are nearby." He checks and it is clear. "Ok, now make sure the engine is working. Put the radio on top of the engine so we can hear for anything unusual."
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He does as ordered and tests the engine. "Ok, go back where you were while we track your location and take the explosives from the back if the vehicle and make sure they are not active.
He puts the explosives on the car, moves back where he was which is a safe distance away and tests the explosives. The radio lands next to him and he says,"What now?"
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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman looks at them and says......"Is this some sort of a joke!!!!"
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By "you know what" do u mean fucking or voldemort. Cos it would have to be "you know who" 😏
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An old man and his wife are visiting Jerusalem, and on that trip the wife has a heart attack and passes away. The coroner told the husband that they could bury her here for $200 or ship her back to the states for $5,000. He thought about it and said to ship her back. The coroner asked why? He said, one person has already risen from the dead here, and I can't take that chance.
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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
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RareBreed wrote:
lmaoAn old man and his wife are visiting Jerusalem, and on that trip the wife has a heart attack and passes away. The coroner told the husband that they could bury her here for $200 or ship her back to the states for $5,000. He thought about it and said to ship her back. The coroner asked why? He said, one person has already risen from the dead here, and I can't take that chance.
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China invented a robot that caught criminals. They tested it out in America it caught 100 criminals, they tested it out in the uk it caught 107 criminals, they tested it out Brazil they stole the robot.
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I just took a shit in my mate's toilet.
Man, I really need to see a doctor about my kleptomania. -
What do you call 4 Mexicans in quick sand?
Quattro cinco.
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🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
👍👍👍😂Guy says to his friend"I think my wife died."
Friend says "what do you mean, you think?"
Guy says " well.. The sex is still the same, but the dishes are stacking up." -
Three kids find a magical slide when you go down it whatever you say you land in the first kid went down the slide and said gold and he landed in a pot of gold the second kid went down the slide and said silver and landed in a pile of silver the kid ( who loves slides )said weeeee and landed in a pot of wee.
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A plane crashes on the border of the US and Mexico wat side do they bury the survivers
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Yo mama
Soooo stupid
She sold her car for petrol money
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Three men are running from the police. They run until they get to a magic cliff. There is a sign that say "Jump off this cliff and say a word. You will turn into that thing on the way down."
The first man runs towar the cliff, jumps off and says "I'm an eagle!". He turns into a eagle and flies to the bottom.
The next man runs toward the cliff and says "I'm a hawk!". He turns into a hawk and flies down.
The third man runs toward the cliff, trips on a rock and says "Shit!" -
Carpenter wrote:
LolThree men are running from the police. They run until they get to a magic cliff. There is a sign that say "Jump off this cliff and say a word. You will turn into that thing on the way down."
The first man runs towar the cliff, jumps off and says "I'm an eagle!". He turns into a eagle and flies to the bottom.
The next man runs toward the cliff and says "I'm a hawk!". He turns into a hawk and flies down.
The third man runs toward the cliff, trips on a rock and says "Shit!" -
Also please try to keep them original - UA yours is copied.. Sorry... Feel free to post another -- also everyone feel free to post more than one in less than 12 hours but make sure they are GOOD and remember nothing racist, try not to do death ones that are bad... Thanks --- keep em coming!
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Your so skinny, you have to run around in the shower to get wet!
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Two T.V. antennas meet on a rooftop, fall in ln love and get married. The ceremony sucked, but the RECEPTION was amazing.
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I want the asian guy in my mob (not a joke so don't ban me from the competitioN
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Just saw a vicar covered in spaghetti.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage!😂
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PROJECT_hawk23 wrote:
You don't. The survivors get eatenA plane crashes on the border of the US and Mexico wat side do they bury the survivers
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A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender asks "why the long face?"
To which the horse replied "my wife has a terminal illness.
The end.
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⚡JUNIOR⚡ wrote:
👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆RareBreed wrote:
lmaoAn old man and his wife are visiting Jerusalem, and on that trip the wife has a heart attack and passes away. The coroner told the husband that they could bury her here for $200 or ship her back to the states for $5,000. He thought about it and said to ship her back. The coroner asked why? He said, one person has already risen from the dead here, and I can't take that chance.
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