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Guess what my friend has?
A prosthetic Wang!!!
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Uuummm what is green, slimy and smells like pork?
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I ask my friend
What's the diffrence between ignorance, and indifference?Him: I don't know, and I don't care.
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Let's go under there.
Under wear?
Haha you said underwear!!! -
A man goes to the doctor to get his daughter birth control. the doctor asked if she is sexually active and the man replies "he'll no she just lays there like her mother"
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How do you kill a blonde?
Put a scratch&sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool. -
A man walks in to a bar...OWWW!!!
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ā”JUNIORā” wrote:
šRareBreed wrote:
lmaoAn old man and his wife are visiting Jerusalem, and on that trip the wife has a heart attack and passes away. The coroner told the husband that they could bury her here for $200 or ship her back to the states for $5,000. He thought about it and said to ship her back. The coroner asked why? He said, one person has already risen from the dead here, and I can't take that chance.
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A blond girl is driving down the road and sees a blond girl paddling a row boat in the field along the road. She pulled over, walks over to the field's edge and says, "It's blond people like you that make us blond people look stupid! If I could swim over there, I would kick your ass!"
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UnknownAssassin wrote:
šlol.I like that onešA blond girl is driving down the road and sees a blond girl paddling a row boat in the field along the road. She pulled over, walks over to the field's edge and says, "It's blond people like you that make us blond people look stupid! If I could swim over there, I would kick your ass!"
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Ī²āā¢āĻµāĻĀ”āĪāĀ©Ļµ86 wrote:
LolšHow do you kill a blonde?
Put a scratch&sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool. -
T3X4S 130SS wrote:
Dat one is off da internetĪ²āā¢āĻµāĻĀ”āĪāĀ©Ļµ86 wrote:
LolšHow do you kill a blonde?
Put a scratch&sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool. -
YOU wrote:
Damm auto corwrongT3X4S 130SS wrote:
Dat one is off da internetĪ²āā¢āĻµāĻĀ”āĪāĀ©Ļµ86 wrote:
LolšHow do you kill a blonde?
Put a scratch&sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool. -
How do you confuse and/or scare the crap out of a dumb blond?
Send her to an identical twin convention.
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Superman,Cinderla, Pinochio were walking down the fair grounds when Superman went in to a wight lifting completion and won. Cinderla went in to a beauty contest and won.when Pinochio went in to the lying competition and he came out Superman asked " did you win?" Pinochio said " No! Some guy named Barak Obama beat me!"
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