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mojopilot wrote:
That is a knock-off of my boat joke lolWhat do you call 4 Mexicans in quick sand?
Quattro cinco.
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KING OF TURF wrote:
Oh no. I created that joke from scratch. I just repeated it here. It is impossible to not somehow copy another idea of anything now a days. I know for a fact I created that joke from scratch and repeated it here.Also please try to keep them original - UA yours is copied.. Sorry... Feel free to post another -- also everyone feel free to post more than one in less than 12 hours but make sure they are GOOD and remember nothing racist, try not to do death ones that are bad... Thanks --- keep em coming!
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Two friends , an Indian (not native American) and an American fly to India. They get off the plane and head down the road. The Indian notices the American acting funny and asks' "Why are you so nervous?"
He replies, "Before my wife died, she told me I better give her a proper burial or else she would haunt me for the rest of my life. Before I could go bury the container with her ashes, I left the container on top of the garbage can to answer the phone and I got preoccupied with the football game. That was two days ago. Garbage day is Thursaday. Today is Friday."
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PROJECT_hawk23 wrote:
You don't bury survivorsA plane crashes on the border of the US and Mexico wat side do they bury the survivers
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Shit.... I dropped my computer off a boat into the ocean today. Now it's Adele, Rolling in the Deep. :)
(a Dell, rolling in the ocean)
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Two boys are walking in the woods when they see a log cabin with a lake next to it. Upon further notice said boys see the disturbing sight of a naked old lady swimming in the lake. They stand there awkwardly until one suddenly turns and runs away (cont...)
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The other boy runs after his friend and after about a mile they both stop running, painting. The boy asked his friend, " why did you run"
And his friend replied
" well my momma told me if I ever saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, and something started to feel hard, so I ran"🔥BONUS JOKE🔥
a man goes and gets a circumsition and asks the rabbi after "how much do i owe you"
The rabbi replied
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🔥Add MOOB🔥 wrote:
I believe he said original and that was from rage comics except the ladys in a lake..The other boy runs after his friend and after about a mile they both stop running, painting. The boy asked his friend, " why did you run"
And his friend replied
" well my momma told me if I ever saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, and something started to feel hard, so I ran"🔥BONUS JOKE🔥
a man goes and gets a circumsition and asks the rabbi after "how much do i owe you"
The rabbi replied
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A captain in the marines was talking to a couple of his men and announced, "Well men, I have some good new, and some bad news... What do you want first?" his men responded, "Let's go with the good first", "Well men, one of you has been promoted, this man is Lenny," this made a couple of the guys laugh, he was the worst within the ranks, "and now the bad news... He's our new driver..."
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A guy comes into a bar. No no never mind that isn't right. A guy comes into a horse and…
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Have u ever heard Of the Klu Klux Knievil???
He tried to jump 50 black guys in a steamroller...
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Where does Osama keep his CDs?
In Iraq
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Yo mama so hairy her nipples have afro's
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Also search up lemon party😝
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2 Irish men in a plane one goes to the other if we fly the Plane upside down will we fall out the other says no I still b u friend 👍
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Did you hear about the gay Pirate?
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WALLET SCAM!!
In asda, whilst packing shopping into your car, you may be approched by 2 fit 21 year old eastern european girls in tight tiny tops, they wash your screen with their tits up against the window and ask for a lift to the next ASDA as payment. On the way they will strip down and perform oral sex on each other, one will then climb into the front an suck you off while the other attempts to steal your wallet! I had mine stolen last thursday , friday, saturday twice on sunday an once again today so BE CAREFUL!
PS you can buy wallets for 99p in poundstrecher.=)) -
What do you call a fly with no wings? ............, a walk.
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A married couple sit silent eating their dinner, both thinking about personal stuff until the man asks his wife: what would you do if i won the lottery? She looks at him, thinks for a second and reply's: i would take half of that mony and leave your sorry ass... With a grin on his face the man reply's: well, here's 10 dollar, now get the funk out of my house bitch...
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Brass flamingos plan
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White horse walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bar tender looks at the horse and exclaims..."wow I got a whiskey named after you
The horse says drly "give me a double Dobbin then"I thank you.....
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A man is taking his date to the movies when he feels the call of nature. As the movie has not started he excuses himself and goes to the bathroom.
Sitting on the toilet, nothing is coming out but he knows he needs to get it out. He pushes, he grunts, he groans. He looks at his watch his been there 20 minutes the movie will have started but he can't move with the turtle sticking his head out. So he goes back to pushing and grunting and groaning. Suddenly he gears the door to the bathrooms open, BANG, then the door to the cubicle next to him, BANG!!, then he hears splurshhhhh. Then all goes quiet.
The man calls out to the bloke in the next cubicle, "Man I sure wish I was you".
He hears a voice come back "I wish you was me too, I didn't get my pants down..."
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Who won
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dr kill wrote:
Who won
Brass flamingos plan
This -
The Catholic Church is finally bringing out a range of condoms. Holy Condoms will guarantee an immaculate conception.
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This is how NASCAR got its name. Two rednecks are looking at car, one redneck says to the other that's a Nas car. Yup real Nas.
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A man was taking a stroll through a graveyard, when he saw another man crouched behind a gravestone.
"Morning!" said the man.
The other man replied "No, just taking a shit."
😂😂😂😂😂
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Three wizards were going to jump of a cliff and land magicaly. The first and second ones landed safely by saying plane and hawk but when the third was running he tripped on a rock and said 💩. He went down and 💩 cannot fly.
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This is a true story.I was at Sears the other day exchanging some tools and I noticed this lady that kept following me around the store.Being the person that I am I walked up to her and asked her very firmly Can I help you!?
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Tears started to fill her eyes as she replied,"No I'm sorry.Its just that you look like my son who passed away a year ago in a car accident and I never got to say goodbye"I felt like a prick and apologized. She then asked if I would do something for her when she gets ready to leave,if she could say bye son and me tell her bye,I agreed.So I finish finding the rest of my tools and go to the checkout and hear the woman say bye son and without hesitating I say bye mom then the man at the checkout says,"That will be $288.00"I told him the tools should be under warranty.He then told me that my mom said I'd pay for her items.I took off out the door running as fast as I could to catch the lady I get to her right as she gets to the car and I start pulling on her leg just like I'm pulling yours right now....I know im late. My uncle who passed away last year used to tell that all the time just wanted to share.
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