A zombie apocalypse is here! First thing on left use to defend!

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Cooper King 7 Mar 26, 2012

The girl from the hunger games
Chuck иorris Mar 26, 2012

ՏhadowA͜ngelƊ. wrote:
Scissors and soap... Any ideas?

Stab them then make them so clean they die >:D
the seventh Mar 26, 2012

How am i supposed to used a door to defend against zombies?
Warhero0014 Mar 26, 2012

the seventh wrote:
How am i supposed to used a door to defend against zombies?

Close it
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Mar 26, 2012

XenaXIV wrote:
Toilet paper lol

LMAO!
I've looked at this thread twice: and BOTH times, this was also my answer lol. 😹😹👍👍
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Mar 26, 2012

Warhero0014 wrote:
the seventh wrote:
How am i supposed to used a door to defend against zombies?

Close it
This 👆
Pÿøš🌙Ęffęćt Mar 26, 2012

Noodle bOwl 😜 hahahahaha
The Nomad Mar 26, 2012

Katana (real and mounted on my wall) and a pillow
†‡†ℍøƖγ☀Ǥɧøs†‡† Mar 26, 2012

A giant pillow... HELL YEAH
The Nuke371 Mar 26, 2012

YOU wrote:
I'd also bring
SUPAMUNKEY in an ARMOURED CAR.
I'd dress in NEO style clothing [From Matrix]

SUPAMUNKEY would have all of the above but,
Instead of an AK-47, SA-80, STICKY GRENADES and CONCUSSION GRENADES,
He'd have,
SNIPER RIFLE [10 round clip]
2 UZIs
15 GRENADES
10 FLASH-BANG GRENADES.

I'LL WIPE THEM ALL OUT!!!

I'd also bring Joko.
BTW, the car will have fixed chain guns, heavy armour, Internet connection, explosives, bullet-proof windows, doors and body. 1 years worth of food rations, V12 super charged engine and a McDonalds drive in 'free upgrade' sticker.
Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т Mar 26, 2012

@ The Nuke... You have a hell of a lot of stuff sitting to the left of you!! 😳
The Nuke371 Mar 26, 2012

✨₭ƞîǥɧϮ✨ wrote:
@ The Nuke... You have a hell of a lot of stuff sitting to the left of you!! 😳

Of course, doesn't anyone have a portable armoury? I hear they sell it at K-Mart and Walmart!
Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т Mar 26, 2012

The Nuke371 wrote:
✨₭ƞîǥɧϮ✨ wrote:
@ The Nuke... You have a hell of a lot of stuff sitting to the left of you!! 😳

Of course, doesn't anyone have a portable armoury? I hear they sell it at K-Mart and Walmart!
Lol, in that case... If the time comes I'm heading to your place 😂
The Nuke371 Mar 26, 2012

✨₭ƞîǥɧϮ✨ wrote:
The Nuke371 wrote:
✨₭ƞîǥɧϮ✨ wrote:
@ The Nuke... You have a hell of a lot of stuff sitting to the left of you!! 😳

Of course, doesn't anyone have a portable armoury? I hear they sell it at K-Mart and Walmart!
Lol, in that case... If the time comes I'm heading to your place 😂
Always room! Just bring your own Tommy Guns and Ammo clips. We provide the rest!
(And NO you cannot have my AK!!)
Ħʉℵ₮ミℝ$ Mar 26, 2012

Magazine
🐌Captain snail Mar 26, 2012

Ahh I'd like a chese pizza with gummy worms on top and licker.
Golden Dino Mar 26, 2012

A plastic bird
Ħʉℵ₮ミℝ$ Mar 26, 2012

Ak47 with grenade launcher rockets booster! 😃
stewbdoo Mar 26, 2012

Half a book of post it's !
The Nuke371 Mar 26, 2012

I have GUNS!!!
UnknownAssassin Mar 26, 2012

I still have a wall and a pillow to my left, I might need a bigger wall though in case a crawler comes through.
🔥zUntamed🔥 Mar 26, 2012

The minute needle from a giant clock... Maybe I can stab them with it?
⌖ajc⌖ Mar 26, 2012

Godzillamaster3 wrote:
Oprah

😂 this made me LOL! She can be your secondary just I'm case you get outrun.
squishedfrog Mar 26, 2012

Wife!!! Oh oh
ZOMBIESLAYER Mar 26, 2012

A shovel and a CHAIN SAW }: )
❌❌Ǥҽɴøċɪժɛ❌❌ Mar 27, 2012

A surround sound system
Zenyoul Mar 27, 2012

Dammit! Another wall!!!
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Mar 27, 2012

A 8 foot pile of... Stuffed animals :/
(my 4 sisters, too..)
$&)(&$ Mar 27, 2012

My poor fish tank
Zenyoul Mar 27, 2012

Okay, turning around, now a lamp and an x-files poster and... Another damn wall!!!

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