A zombie apocalypse is here! First thing on left use to defend!

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• ࿈࿇JCM5࿇࿈ Mar 23, 2012

  Half eaten apple... Maybe they will stop and eat it so i can run
• ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD Mar 23, 2012

  A hula hoop
  Comb... I could start a zombie hair salon... I do their hair they dont et me lol
• Cooper King 7 Mar 23, 2012

  Hmmm what to do what to do
• 〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 Mar 23, 2012

  i am currently standing next to a display case that i have 10 machetes in. each machete is autographed by a different actor that has played jason voorhees in the friday the 13th movie series. i also have the hoickey mask that was used in part 4. it was a gift from Ted White himself. so im armed and i have face protection. im good as long as i dont run into a huge pack of walkers.....
• ✴bubbiei✴ Mar 23, 2012

  A waterbottle....
• ~REVENGE~ Mar 23, 2012

  whette fartze wrote:

  I am literally at the shooting range right now but the catch is my guns are to the right 😱
  

  Is there a guy to your left? Take his.
• 🔥zUntamed🔥 Mar 23, 2012

  Malthus wrote:

  🔥zUntamed🔥 wrote:

  A crumpled up tissue

  Fuck
  

  You really do love twars, don't cha?

  Uhhhh... Wha?
• cptpiratemonkey Mar 23, 2012

  Lamp
• whette fartze Mar 23, 2012

  Dino Marchetti wrote:

  whette fartze wrote:

  I am literally at the shooting range right now but the catch is my guns are to the right 😱
  

  Is there a guy to your left? Take his.

  Nope guess I get to use a concrete building as my weapon lol
• 🔲ً大Фཀཀ¥།ㄹㅐλИDᎦ🔲 Mar 23, 2012

  A 12in strap on
• 🔲ً大Фཀཀ¥།ㄹㅐλИDᎦ🔲 Mar 23, 2012

  And a pillow I'm dead
• 👿Belial Mar 23, 2012

  This threads been done a thousand times. Wasn't much fun the first time and is even less fun now
• rudy47 Mar 23, 2012

  My grandma
• Visɧɓuɱe Mar 23, 2012

  A sodden chunk filled thong taken from a rear-end belching vagabond spun out on pcp.
• boder Mar 23, 2012

  A bunch of t-ball players. I better they make better zombies than t-ballers
• М།ИᎠФVཇЯМДᎢᎢཇЯ Mar 24, 2012

  A chair
• gzgrrzk Mar 24, 2012

  Penis-might distract them while you pick up a sledgehammer and wak the zombies head
• ADD WEZZER Mar 24, 2012

  A toothpick. Well at least I can pick the brains out of my teeth when I'm turned.
• Cooper King 7 Mar 24, 2012

  My cat. Meow
• ࿇ℛ✘Ꮓ∅ᎡᏰᎪϾᏦ࿇ Mar 24, 2012

  A Great dane and a Doberman. Attack dogs!
• Warhero0014 Mar 24, 2012

  IPhone docking station...😔I guess I'll die
• 👾₳ÐÐ⌖451👾 Mar 24, 2012

  …a blanket, what am I supossed to do with a blanket
• Chuck иorris Mar 24, 2012

  A kindle fire. Damn.
• Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т Mar 24, 2012

  A long thin black balloon, a tube of durex play and a billiard ball. Oh, and a cattle prod. 👊👊
• 😎😎 Mar 24, 2012

  Haha my wife ... Well at least she can nag them to death "again"
• ⌖ajc⌖ Mar 24, 2012

  A katana. No need for ammo! 😁
• IcyFresh Mar 24, 2012

  DRAMABOT 5000 wrote:

  This threads been done a thousand times. Wasn't much fun the first time and is even less fun now
  

  Opinions are fun, are they not?
• Wèéd Mar 24, 2012

  My CAT. She can scratch their eyes out.
• ᏣяλżɏVįқîиg Mar 24, 2012

  My car
• 🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 Mar 24, 2012

  Sweet, my pit bull. Whos all of 40 lbs full grown. She's my pocket protector.

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