A zombie apocalypse is here! First thing on left use to defend!

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• stewbdoo Mar 24, 2012

  The nearest thing to my left is a washing pile shit ! 😔
• ※ Ꭰ Ꭺ Ꮩ Ꭼ Ᏼ ※ Mar 24, 2012

  Scraper wrote:

  daveb wrote:

  Oh no my wife is sitting beside me lol
  

  Can you outrun her?

  Hell yea try to trip her up haha
• Cooper King 7 Mar 24, 2012

  A red bull, now I can grow wings and fly away from them
• Dmitri Mar 24, 2012

  Fake sword, AK-47 and M16. Also a chair.
• ★FUBΛЯ★ Mar 24, 2012

  A chick filet samich
• SeñoritaMafioso Mar 24, 2012

  Crap, it's a cat...
• Cooper King 7 Mar 25, 2012

  That awkward moment when absolutely nothing is beside you
• Mr. Smiles Mar 25, 2012

  Cotton swabs... Watch your ears, zombies!
• Chuck иorris Mar 25, 2012

  A cool metal lamp... I guess its better than cotton swabs
• ʑʑ ⅅℜℰ₳ℳՏ ʑʑ Mar 25, 2012

  A playboy.. Wonder if a group jag is aloud? 😉
• Josh The Tulip Mar 25, 2012

  Lighter and Hair Spray
• izayah Mar 25, 2012

  A swan
• ❌❌ZebulonPike❌❌ Mar 25, 2012

  That would either be a paper plate, or one of my daushchounds. Not sure which would be more effective...I'll take my dog.
• awesome dude Mar 25, 2012

  Josh The Tulip wrote:

  Lighter and Hair Spray
  

  pyro huh
• awesome dude Mar 25, 2012

  carrot
• Cooper King 7 Mar 25, 2012

  blackcow wrote:

  Josh The Tulip wrote:

  Lighter and Hair Spray
  

  pyro huh

  It's fun to be a pyro as long as you don't vandalize
• ℒⅇɬℌⱥℓⅈℵℐⅇ¢ɬⅈøℵ Mar 25, 2012

  Grocery bag fuck yea bring on the zombies!
• ✯МяBэαиs✯ Mar 25, 2012

  Hmmm weird I'm laying down on my bed and I look to my left only to find my $13.50 katana. Zombies can't touch dis
• →⃗RͤͪͭƸՔΩ☣ՊДℵ←⃖ Mar 25, 2012

  My ps3 controller
• system9 Mar 25, 2012

  Blanket......
• TheFailure Mar 25, 2012

  I wonder what I could do with a matress.
• Get✯SomeⒼ₡❸ Mar 25, 2012

  They.
• getatme Mar 25, 2012

  Okay I'm either using my colt 1911 my dresser (put clothes in and stuff on) or six throwing knifes
• The Nuke371 Mar 25, 2012

  2 MACHINE PISTOLS [with 300 ammo magazine]
  1 SA80 [with 200 ammo magazine]
  10 STICKY GRENADE
  10 CONCUSSION GRENADE
  HAZMAT SUIT
  LIGHT WEIGHT FULL BODY ARMOUR SUIT [Kevlar lined]
  HEAVY INDUSTRIAL GRADE BOOTS and GLOVES
  KNUCKLEDUSTERS
  AK-47 [250 round magazine]
  RIOT SHIELD
  HUNTING KNIFE
  STEEL-TOED SHOES
  GLOCK 51 [10 round magazine]
  UZI [100 round magazine]
  AMMO STRAPS
  UTILITY BELT
  SWISS ARMY KNIFE
  OXYGEN TANKS [Gas Mask]
  ROLEX WATCH
  AVIATOR SUNGLASSES
• The Nuke371 Mar 25, 2012

  I'd also bring
  SUPAMUNKEY in an ARMOURED CAR.
  I'd dress in NEO style clothing [From Matrix]

  SUPAMUNKEY would have all of the above but,
  Instead of an AK-47, SA-80, STICKY GRENADES and CONCUSSION GRENADES,
  He'd have,
  SNIPER RIFLE [10 round clip]
  2 UZIs
  15 GRENADES
  10 FLASH-BANG GRENADES.

  I'LL WIPE THEM ALL OUT!!!
• ㄕ₳ⅈℵҜɪℒℒミཞ Mar 25, 2012

  um my ipod and a wifi adapter thing so i could play turfwars

  duh 😏
• Tiger113 Mar 25, 2012

  Bow and arrow
• Godzillamaster3 Mar 25, 2012

  Oprah
• ՏhadowA͜ngelƊ. Mar 25, 2012

  Scissors and soap... Any ideas?
• UnknownAssassin Mar 25, 2012

  The wall. I think that would be a good hand-to-hand combat weapon

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