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Have you thought about what you normally use? Can you pre buy a top up? Maybe cheaper.
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Mr big cat... With iPhones you can turn off your cellular data, it's in settings > network > cellular data. It turns off all Internet on your phone and only allows your phone to connect to the internet through wifi, which means no Internet usage and no roaming. I have mine turned off 24/7 and when
I'm home I can use the wifi, when I'm out I just turn the cellular data on if I want to check tw or Facebook then turn it off after I'm done. Saves me a tonne of money and data usage. You can thank me later 😏 -
👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
Hahaha Mrs G... People will talk!!! LolMr big cat... With iPhones you can turn off your cellular data, it's in settings > network > cellular data. It turns off all Internet on your phone and only allows your phone to connect to the internet through wifi, which means no Internet usage and no roaming. I have mine turned off 24/7 and when
I'm home I can use the wifi, when I'm out I just turn the cellular data on if I want to check tw or Facebook then turn it off after I'm done. Saves me a tonne of money and data usage. You can thank me later 😏My issue is I use my phone loads at work at the moment to stop being so damn bored :-/
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Then that's your fault and nobody can help you lol. Unless you buy a pre-paid sim card to use at work?
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👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
Hmmmmm I might just have to foot the bill :-/ god damn the 🍺🍺🍺Then that's your fault and nobody can help you lol. Unless you buy a pre-paid sim card to use at work?
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
Oops!****idiot alert****
So the other day, drunk, I came home and decided to watch loads of shit on YouTube on my phone. Not realising that I wasn't connected to wifi. Few days later I get a text from my service provider.... 'you have used 80% of your data allowance' .... I know have to go 25 days using the other 20% allowance and I reeeeally can't afford a massive phone bill :-/
Any advice on what to do on keeping data usage to a minimum? Advice other than... 'don't us TW' and 'don't use FB' would be gratefully received and will score u 5 Big Cat Points.
There is a compression app... But I forget it's name, but it did make a difference... -
Onavo that's the app. And the opera browser has compression for web pages too
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Cheers Operator.
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Seriously? Re the data usage, my suggestion is get a package with unlimited interweb. I've never had to think about usage except remembering to turn stuff off before going abroad.
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(ADD:) LURCHER wrote:
U are right mate... I've been fine thus far though, just a little silly the other day. I can't remember my exact reasons For having the capped data package but I can imagine I only took it due to it being significantly cheaperSeriously? Re the data usage, my suggestion is get a package with unlimited interweb. I've never had to think about usage except remembering to turn stuff off before going abroad.
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
They probably banned him for trollingCheers Operator.
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Noah10 wrote:
Yeah that's my presumption. Not seen him troll though... Least never TW threads I pay attention too. Perhaps I look in the wrong places ...Mr Big Cat wrote:
They probably banned him for trollingCheers Operator.
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
They probably considered his story he posted on here as off topic or something, they've became a lot more strict.Noah10 wrote:
Yeah that's my presumption. Not seen him troll though... Least never TW threads I pay attention too. Perhaps I look in the wrong places ...Mr Big Cat wrote:
They probably banned him for trollingCheers Operator.
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Noah10 wrote:
Lol o dear... Only a matter of time till my candy ass kicks a ban then. I talk shit on the constantMr Big Cat wrote:
They probably considered his story he posted on here as off topic or something, they've became a lot more strict.Noah10 wrote:
Yeah that's my presumption. Not seen him troll though... Least never TW threads I pay attention too. Perhaps I look in the wrong places ...Mr Big Cat wrote:
They probably banned him for trollingCheers Operator.
Looks like Turfa has banned from the forum. Anyone know why?
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Hi BC. Just realised I'd missed steak and snake night yesterday, but it's prompted me to share a little game with you that I like to play if the partner has gone to bed earlier than me. You might like to try it as follows: 1) Sneak into bed greeting partner to check they are fairly asleep - happy murmur back is nice here. 2) Ensure subject is either on their front or side position of slumber. 3) Make your hand into a flat 'karate chop' position. 4) Stealthily and smoothly insert hand between targets' bottom cheeks while asking 'anyone fancy a piece of toast?' (imagine bread being put in a toaster here) 5) The player wins if the are greeted with either a) a low threatening growl, b) any retort which would make a man of the cloth blush, or c) a slap.
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(ADD:) LURCHER wrote:
Lol I dunno where u guys come up with this stuff....Hi BC. Just realised I'd missed steak and snake night yesterday, but it's prompted me to share a little game with you that I like to play if the partner has gone to bed earlier than me. You might like to try it as follows: 1) Sneak into bed greeting partner to check they are fairly asleep - happy murmur back is nice here. 2) Ensure subject is either on their front or side position of slumber. 3) Make your hand into a flat 'karate chop' position. 4) Stealthily and smoothly insert hand between targets' bottom cheeks while asking 'anyone fancy a piece of toast?' (imagine bread being put in a toaster here) 5) The player wins if the are greeted with either a) a low threatening growl, b) any retort which would make a man of the cloth blush, or c) a slap.
Crazy... The lotta ya
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Noah10 wrote:
I've no idea why I was banned. I am not a troll, and I do not spam.Mr Big Cat wrote:
They probably banned him for trollingCheers Operator.
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I messaged support twice requesting a reason, and never heard anything back. As a paying customer, I find this unprofessional and disappointing.Anyway ... I'm back now. I'll post another story in the next couple hours 👍
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
I appreciate your support, by the way sir. 👍Noah10 wrote:
Yeah that's my presumption. Not seen him troll though... Least never TW threads I pay attention too. Perhaps I look in the wrong places ...Mr Big Cat wrote:
They probably banned him for trollingCheers Operator.
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I waz walkin down da strit a phew dayz ago an it occurz ta me, I'm bein follerd. Now it mite be da pigz r on me tail or it mite be anutha strit gang or it mite be me imaginashion but wotever it is, it's kinda givin me da heebejeebes if yer no wot I meen. So I'm turnin aroun an pullin da gun from me poket, an thers dis litle cat ther.
Corse, I'm like whatz the hell?! Den da bugga startz talkin all high an uppity-like. Reckons it's called Mr Beeg Cat or sumthin, an sez it's king o some terf warz or sumthin. Now I mite not be da smartest o da local gangstaz or anythin but I no wots king an I no wots not, an I ain't seen dis cat aroun berfor. I sed all macho like,
Yer betta git outra town cat, hit da rode an pizz off. Yer ain't nothin here pal.
Den da muddafucka woz all furry an his hair woz all stickin up an he'z jumpin aroun like he'z on fire. Screemin an spittin like nuthin else. I cooldnt undastand it so I jus freakin legged it. -
Da moral of dis story iz, you wanna see some crazy shiet, all ya gots ta do is find da 1 dey callz Mr Beeg Cat and tell 'im he'z not da boss lol yep ✌
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(ADD:) LURCHER wrote:
You have NO idea what I'd do to Mr G if he did this lol.Hi BC. Just realised I'd missed steak and snake night yesterday, but it's prompted me to share a little game with you that I like to play if the partner has gone to bed earlier than me. You might like to try it as follows: 1) Sneak into bed greeting partner to check they are fairly asleep - happy murmur back is nice here. 2) Ensure subject is either on their front or side position of slumber. 3) Make your hand into a flat 'karate chop' position. 4) Stealthily and smoothly insert hand between targets' bottom cheeks while asking 'anyone fancy a piece of toast?' (imagine bread being put in a toaster here) 5) The player wins if the are greeted with either a) a low threatening growl, b) any retort which would make a man of the cloth blush, or c) a slap.
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👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
Lmao! At both of you! 😹😹(ADD:) LURCHER wrote:
You have NO idea what I'd do to Mr G if he did this lol.Hi BC. Just realised I'd missed steak and snake night yesterday, but it's prompted me to share a little game with you that I like to play if the partner has gone to bed earlier than me. You might like to try it as follows: 1) Sneak into bed greeting partner to check they are fairly asleep - happy murmur back is nice here. 2) Ensure subject is either on their front or side position of slumber. 3) Make your hand into a flat 'karate chop' position. 4) Stealthily and smoothly insert hand between targets' bottom cheeks while asking 'anyone fancy a piece of toast?' (imagine bread being put in a toaster here) 5) The player wins if the are greeted with either a) a low threatening growl, b) any retort which would make a man of the cloth blush, or c) a slap.
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Ok. Not sure if these qualify but I found/find them quite amusing. One I observed, two I participated in. 1) A pair of dorm gals sat chatting in a common area loud enough to be heard. Seems gal A was having some down-there problems dealing with a possibly lost cotton object. Gal B was a nursing major who's training and compassion were needed. A says,' I cut the string as I was swimming and didn't want it to show. Then I forgot and added a second one (I think) and now can't retrieve the first.' After much debate, which me and my pal found quite educational, A and B move to
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the bathroom to investigate the matter. More currious than smart, we follow to the doorway and continue listening with the door propped open. We are joined my two acquaintances, one female whom we dispatch inside for better intel. As the exploration commences, we are joined by two more passerbys who notice our intent listening. Our agent returns with with details...and a conveyed request for a penlight. (volunteers rush to
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burrow in desk drawers) and a rotc chap comes back with a maglite AND leatherman! Moments later 'thanks that's perfect' is shouted back and scant moments after that the trio emerge triumphant - maglite and said tool in hand to rousing applase. True story.
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2) Annother dorm tale, this time I'm spending the weekend as a guest at uc santa cruz. Sat am I head to the john and accidentally walk into the women's where a beautiful blonde is standing with back to me wrapped in a towel. I quietly back out happy for the vision and grateful for no drama. I cross the hall, enter the mens wondering why the doors are not marked and find two girls brushing their teeth and one stunner
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just slipping off a pair of sweats. I mumbled and stumbled back out wondering where the hell the fella's was to be found. Having to rid myself of copious beer from the night before, I jogged back to my host's room and quickly learned that by coed-dorms santa cruz meant REALLY coed as in shared bathrooms. Trotting back enlightened I picked the one with miss sweats, smiled like the cheshire himself and said morning mam in an attempt to seem charming. She smiled and continued to
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prep for her shower. Stepping into the stall dizzy with the sanctioned peeping toming combined with a bursting bladder I unzipped. Nada...vapor locked. Two more freshman females entered followed by some vegan dweeb dude all chatting away. Sweat started to form on my brow as I waited for hoover dam to burst...zilch. With the two other comodes in use, one of the new commers stood outside my stall tapping her foot and then jiggling her leg 'are you done' she says to my back 'I really gotta pee' 'you and me both' I answer as a few drops fall in the bowl. Luckily the shower starts and somehow triggers the flow which
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is a torrent and goes on and on and on. The toe tapper starts to giggle as I wonder if I'll ever finish and finally once done I make haste to get outta there. As I open the door and slinked out she says, 'aren't you even going to flush...ew you peed all over the floor...gross!' I left a mixed-sex-bathroom-reject and knew I was not quite ready for the modern, progressive lifestyle.
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Got work at moment. Gonna catch up with this thread later today. Keep it up guys. Awesome reading
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