Best joke competition
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Post the best joke you know and you are entered into the copotission I'll pm you if you get into the top 5 GO FOR GOLD Winner gets bragging rights to anyone
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Or until the next comp if it goes swimmingly
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Stop bumping your own thread... It been less than a half hour.
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A Mexican, Chinese, and American are on a plane. The plane is falling because it is too heavy so they decide to throw stuff off. The Chinese throws off a bunch of chopsticks and say, " I have enough of these in my country". The mexican throws off a bunch of tortillas and says " I have enough of these in my country". Then the American says " I have enough of these in my country" and throws off the Mexican.
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Why did hitler commit suicide? He saw the gas bill
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Why did the kid drop his ice cream?
Cause he got hit by a bus -
:( just no that didnt make me laugh
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Your mama's so Asian, when he was asked "who is your kid", she said yes.
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Blonde jokes get bonous points
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Why did the blondes belly button hurt?
Because her boyfriend was blond too! -
Blondes have more fun...
... But brunettes remember it the next day -
Why is a Divorce so expensive?
Because it is worth it!❌💍
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Vapor fly everone has heard that one but how about this how do you kill a blonde you put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool
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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? You pull the pin and throw it back.
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What do you call a blonde that dies her hair brown?
Artificial intelligence! -
A 👸 and a 👩 jump off a 🏢 at the same time. Who hit the ground first? The 👩 hit first.... The 👸 had to ask for directions.
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Warning these are anti jokes:
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family
Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face
Why was the mom laughing? She stapled a frog to her sons face -
How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit 'em with an axe
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*horse walks into a bar*
Bartender:Why the long face?Horse: my wife has terminal cancer.
-antijoke.com
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A blonde is racing down the highway and cuts a truck off. The guy pulls her over draws a circle in the sand and says stand in here! He then pops the blondes tires. He looks back and shes giggiling. He breaks all her windows- shes laughing loudly now. He breaks the engine- shes lauging he says yu laugh-
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Two guys walk into a bar. One says, " I bet 500$ I can pee into this cup from across this bar.". The manager says ok. So that same guy pees all over the manager's bar. The manager says,"Haha. Give me my 500$." The 2nd man says,"Damn!!! The man giving you 500$ just bet me 2000$ he could pee all over your bar and you would laugh.
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Justin beiber,hitler, and eminem go to c the devil the devil asks wat beebs is there for and he says I annoy anyone sane in the world with my girlish voice the devil says good sit to my left then he asks hitler wat he was here for he says I massacred the jemish population and the devil says good sit to my right then he turns to eminem and asks him wat he did and he says get off my throne
No offense to anyone*cough beliebers cough* -
A blonde is walking on a beach and she sees a man and a shark the man yells "help me!" the blonde laughed and thought, that shark will never help that man
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Womens Rights
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Why did bocaj111 cross the road? Anyone care to take a guess?
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Donnie Blingo wrote:
Women's LeftsWomens Rights
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How did the blonde cause a helicopter crash?
She was worried about her hair so she turned off the big fan above her head. -
This forum
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drjgsvjvfuacv wrote:
Fucking awful.Justin beiber,hitler, and eminem go to c the devil the devil asks wat beebs is there for and he says I annoy anyone sane in the world with my girlish voice the devil says good sit to my left then he asks hitler wat he was here for he says I massacred the jemish population and the devil says good sit to my right then he turns to eminem and asks him wat he did and he says get off my throne
No offense to anyone*cough beliebers cough* -
Yo mama so fat she has more Chins than a Chinese phone book
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The top five have been chosen and one wild card
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