Best joke competition
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Girl: Want to hear a joke?
Boy: Sure!
Girl: Pussy.
Boy: I don't get it.
Girl: You never will. -
Tea is for mugs
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Want to hear a construction joke?
Sure
I'm still working on it!
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Boy: I had a wet dream about you last night.
Girl: What was it about?
Boy: You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing! -
Awesome ends with me.
You can't spell stupid or ugly without u -
Why did the polish man cross the road? ................he took the chickens job
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Ok falcon flyer and anonymous are the top 2
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OTB wears skinny jeans!
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Next time someone says
I'm sexy and I know it said Shut up, the only thing you turn on is a microwave
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I will pm the top two to post another and I will judge those on a 1 to 10 scale
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There's nothing worse than sitting on a cold toilet seat.Well, that was my rationale for shitting in the sink anyway.
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I just got sacked from my job with The Samaritans...A guy called Abdul phoned and said, "I am lying on the railway track waiting for a train to come".All I said was, "Remain calm and stay on the line".
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🔥Add MOOB🔥 wrote:
Ooooh you are a copierTheNewfieBullet wrote:
😖😂😂😂Why did the blondes belly button hurt?
Because her boyfriend was blond too! -
I will announce the winner at 11 then I will chose the best joke if the final contestants don't make another and falcon flyer needs to make a better one because anonymous is winning step up falcon flyer I know you can do it
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Q. How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A. Give her a paper with "Turn this paper over" written on both sides.
Q. What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A. Pregnant
Q. Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
A. There is no 11 on a phone.
Q. What did the blonde say when she saw the Macys sign?
A. Hey look! They spelled YMCA wrong!
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Waiting for anonymous to post
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YOU wrote:
Here is my joke.Two boys are by a river in the woods. One goes off to explore. He walks into the trees and comes back 5 minutes later. He says ,"Dude, there's a naked lady over there!" So the second boy goes to check it out. Once he sees, he runs back as fast as he can. His friend stopped him and asked, " Why'd you run?" The boy answers, " My mom said if I ever saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, and I definently felt something getting harder down there!!!"
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💰🌹ℤཇЯФ €ℌДИСཇ🌹💰 wrote:
Yep. I posted this way back when🔥Add MOOB🔥 wrote:
Ooooh you are a copierTheNewfieBullet wrote:
😖😂😂😂Why did the blondes belly button hurt?
Because her boyfriend was blond too! -
Falcon Flyer 19 min ago Quote
Q. How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A. Give her a paper with "Turn this paper over" written on both sides.
Q. What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A. Pregnant
Q. Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
A. There is no 11 on a phone.
Q. What did the blonde say when she saw the Macys sign?
A. Hey look! They spelled YMCA wrong!
Or will it be⌖🔥Anonymous🔥⌖ 7 min ago Quote
YOU wrote:
Two boys are by a river in the woods. One goes off to explore. He walks into the trees and comes back 5 minutes later. He says ,"Dude, there's a naked lady over there!" So the second boy goes to check it out. Once he sees, he runs back as fast as he can. His friend stopped him and asked, " Why'd you run?" The boy answers, " My mom said if I ever saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, and I definently felt something getting harder down there!!!"
You vote and I will vote I will count as 5 points vote for the best joke -
Every vote after 11 doesn't count everyone's vote only counts as 1 champions do not vote
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Vote people
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I vote...
Idk -
I vote falcon flyer all the way woo hoo!!!
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I vote anonymous
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⌖🔥Anonymous🔥⌖ wrote:
What you can't do that! Can he vote for himself? If so then get falcon flyer toI vote anonymous
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If he does then I vote for myself too
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I believe I win!!! It is 11 o'clock, ♠♥♣♦ was the only REAL voter, and yeah. If anyone disagrees say so
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I will say I give anonymous my vote tommorow I will add up the votes I'll give 2.5 to each actually
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♠♥♣♦ wrote:
I was just playing. Geez, you guys take everything so seriously.😜⌖🔥Anonymous🔥⌖ wrote:
What you can't do that! Can he vote for himself? If so then get falcon flyer toI vote anonymous
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⌖🔥Anonymous🔥⌖ wrote:
👆I vote anonymous
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