Best joke competition
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If you haven't been pm then I am sorry but you havent made it to the top five
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Winners make another joke blonde or just a plane joke
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And I will chose the best one
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What's the difference between the four?
1)Shark
2)Lobster
3)Crab
4)A North Korean flattened by a steam rollerThe Shark!
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TheNewfieBullet wrote:
😖😂😂😂Why did the blondes belly button hurt?
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An e flat, a b flat, and a c flat walk into a bar. The bar tender says sorry we don't serve minors here.
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Add💎COIN💎 wrote:
This one takes the 🎂This forum
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50 blondes and 1 brunette are hanging from a rope above a piranha infested river. The rope can only hold 50 people without breaking. This means one of them has to let go. The brunette, after careful consideration, says that she'll jump. The blondes are so moved, they give her a standing ovation.
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When does it end?
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BadassGhost wrote:
Dude no cancer jokes... Ever....*horse walks into a bar*
Bartender:Why the long face?Horse: my wife has terminal cancer.
-antijoke.com
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A blonde lifeguard is walking on a beach she sees a man yelling for a lifesaver. So she asks ,him what kind?
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Pyro Peter wrote:
Why is a Divorce so expensive?
Because it is worth it!❌💍
Now that's funny
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Top 5 you got a message and you are now challenged to write another and finish the championship and anyone if you want anyone can post a joke
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Here are a couple
Q. What did the buffalo say when his son went to college?
A. Bison ( Bye son )Q. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A. Investigator -
Anyone in the top five pm me after you enter your joke
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A rope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We dont serve ropes here." The rope gets a disguise and comes back, but the bartender recognizes him. Then the rope got angry, and ran into the parking lot, where he tied himself around things and freed himself. Then he went back, and the bartender said, "Aren't you that rope from before?" and the rope said "Nope. Im a freyed knot."
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When your peeing look down ;)
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How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
It depends on how hard you throw them
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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead baby? I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage!😄😄😄
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Falcon Flyer, Americanmalfia, Totalpirate3, Bob the kid, and will020500 are the top five if you want to just continue your joke that you posted just don't do anything if you want to post a better one post it and I will chose the Winner on fri
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Sorry and jack Stevens
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I apologize to jack I was rushed for time
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What's worse than seven dead babies in a tree? One dead baby in seven trees lol
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Two boys are by a river in the woods. One goes off to explore. He walks into the trees and comes back 5 minutes later. He says ,"Dude, there's a naked lady over there!" So the second boy goes to check it out. Once he sees, he runs back as fast as he can. His friend stopped him and asked, " Why'd you run?" The boy answers, " My mom said if I ever saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, and I definently felt something getting harder down there!!!"
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A blonde calls AAA and says. I've locked my keys in my car how fast can you get here. The man replies about an hour but what's the rush? She says in an urgent voice,"that's not fast enough I drive a convertible and the top is down and I think it's gonna rain!"
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A unexpected late entry anonymous is In the top 7 I guess man this is weird ok tomorrow I will decide the winner and anonymous you have a great joke I recommend you keep it unless you have a better one
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Not a joke but one of the funnier forwards I've gotten this year, genius.
Www.dollarshaveclub.com
* I have no investment or know anyone associated with this or anyone that uses it.
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Anonymous falcon flyer are taking the lead
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And will020500 right behind
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I was going to make a gay joke
Butt Fuck it
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