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Post your joke and tomorrow (23rd feb 2012-21:00gmt) I shall pick a winner who gets a choice between a turf with their invite code on it or a message sent to lots of people with their code on it(not a list-just mine and the winners code)
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☠Ҝⅈℒℒ∉ℜ ❡☠ wrote:
HarshGo away
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I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?'' He said, ''How flexible are you?'' I said, ''I can't make Tuesdays
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Knock knock...who's there...who...who who?...nevermind, I dont like owls.
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Did you hear about the wooden dog? It wooden bark
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YOU wrote:
By the way I won't just choose one winner,there will be 2 so even if your joke isn't the best ever post it you might be a winnerPost your joke and tomorrow (23rd feb 2012-21:00gmt) I shall pick a winner who gets a choice between a turf with their invite code on it or a message sent to lots of people with their code on it(not a list-just mine and the winners code)
Post your joke now!!!!!! -
PLEASE go away.
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There were 3 guys who worked together and were having a smoke on the rooftop of their office building. One of the guys says "Hey watch this, last week when I was up here I found out how to make money faster than ever before." So he picks up a brick and drops it over the side, then yells "FALLINGGG BRICKKKKKKK!!!" and the person walking on the street looks up and jumps out of the way, then goes up to the rooftop and hands the guy $50 for saving his life. The second guy says "Wow let me try that!" so he picks up a brick, yells "FALLINGGG BRICKKK!!!" and the same thing happens. The third guy says "Hey d-d-do you th-th-th-think I could have a g-go?", so the guys say "yeah sure" and he picks up the brick, lines the person up and drops it and yells "F-F-F-FUCK I GOT HIM!"
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A 40 year old woman goes to the hospital for boob job.She comes out feeling good so she goes to McDonalds, but the que was really long so she asked the person behind her in the que how old he thought she wasHe said25The woman told him she was 40. He was surprised.The woman ate lunch then went shopping. When she finished shopping she went to catch the bus home. At the bus stop she asked the man next to her how old he thought she was The man said there is a special way of telling how old a woman is by feeling the right spout on their bube. The woman wasn't too sure but soon she said he could test for her age as long as it was fast. She lifted her top and bra for the man who spent the next couple of minutes feeling and squeezing her big boobs. The man said 40, you are 40The woman asked how he knew The man said:"you asked me in McDonalds"
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What did the 0 say to the 8?
Nice belt.
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So a black guy, a Jew, and a gay guy get summoned by God. God tells the black guy, "If you steal one more item, you will disappear and be sent to hell." God then tells the Jew, "If you don't start donating your money to others, you will disappear and go to hell." Then, God tells the gay guy, "If you don't stop having gay sex, then you will disappear and go to hell."
So they all return to Earth, and walk down the street. Along the way, the black guy sees a BestBuy, walks in, and disappears.
Now the gay guy and the Jew are walking down the street. The Jew sees a penny, bends over to pick it up, and the gay guy disappears. -
Zebulon Pike wrote:
LolSo a black guy, a Jew, and a gay guy get summoned by God. God tells the black guy, "If you steal one more item, you will disappear and be sent to hell." God then tells the Jew, "If you don't start donating your money to others, you will disappear and go to hell." Then, God tells the gay guy, "If you don't stop having gay sex, then you will disappear and go to hell."
So they all return to Earth, and walk down the street. Along the way, the black guy sees a BestBuy, walks in, and disappears.
Now the gay guy and the Jew are walking down the street. The Jew sees a penny, bends over to pick it up, and the gay guy disappears. -
Keep joking
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Why did the baker have brown hands?
Because he neaded a poo!
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YO mama so fat she was born on the 5th,6th AND 7th of July
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Yo mana's so stupid! She brought a spoon to the super bowl! And that fat one brought some cerial
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How do you know when your girlfriends having an orgasim!!? WHEN MY TRUCKS IN THE DRIVE WAY
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GETTS
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What do you call a gay indian? A BRAVE COCK SUCKER!
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There are two blondes walking on either side of a river. One yells "how did you get to the other side?" the other answers "you are on the other side!"
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What do you call Mike Tyson with no arms? N*gger N*gger N*GGER!!!
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What's the difference between a freezer and a FAG? The freezer doesnt fart when you pull out the meat!
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There's a skyscraper that has the following legend to it: "If you run towards the edge of the roof and then shout something just before jumping over the edge, you will land on/in whatever you shout."
Now there's a blonde, a brunett, and a redhead. They all hear about the legend and decide to test the legend out together. The brunett decides to go first. She runs toward the edge, shouts "PILLOWS!" jumps and lands in a like of pillows. The redhead decides to go next. She runs, shouts "TRAMPOLINE!" jumps and lands on a giant trampoline. The blonde goes last. She runs toward the edge, trips, and shouts "OH SHIT!" and lands in a pile of ...💩 -
What do you call and octopus crossed with a black guy!? IDK But it sure picks a lit of cotton!
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How do you castrate Zebulon pike?
Kick his sister in the mouth.
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What's the worst hotel ever?
A v*gina because you have to leave your bags outside -
Why does Robgetts use button pants?
A sheep can hear the zipper from a mile away.
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steve laqs wrote:
Reported. Thank you and have a nice day!How do you castrate Zebulon pike?
Kick his sister in the mouth.
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✙Baron✙ wrote:
Please do.PLEASE go away.
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To mamas so fat last year we took her christmas picture and it's still printing.😂
What do you call a nun in a wechair?
Vergin mobileTo mamas so poor when the garbage truck come through she runs after it with a shopping list
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