Jokes contest
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What's sad about 4 black guys in a Car driving off a cliff?
They were my only friends
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I dropped a computer in th ocean yesterday. Now it's Adele, Rolling in the Deep. (A Dell, rolling in the deep)
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Have you seen the clown that hides from gay people?
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How do you make A baby cry?.... Throw a brick at it's face!
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Zedman5000 wrote:
Yes I've seen himHave you seen the clown that hides from gay people?
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There are two black guys in a bar and one guy is eating peanuts and he throws the shells on the floor and his friend is like bro pick that up the pope could walk in. The guy said that wont happen. Then the pope walked in and called him over and his friend sees him and the pipe looks like he is blessing him. His friend comes back and says the pope just blessed you? His friend says no he said look bigger pick up those shells and your friend and get out of here.... (next joke) why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them to. (next joke) what's the difference between a book and a mexican? The book has papers. (next joke) the awkward moment when you find out your friends parents haven't played "doctor" with them. (next joke) whats the worst name you could call a black person that starts with an "N" and ends in a "R"? Neighbor! (next joke) why do women need a drivers license? When there is no road from the kitchen to the bed?
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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus. -
Your mom as so fat when her Beeper goes off people think she's backing up
Your so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped your momma
Your friends are bieng nice when they say your hair is just recieding ,it's in full retreat !you could land a jumbo jet on your fourhead -
What do you call it when you have sex with chocolate marshmellow? A SMOREGASM!!!!!!!!!
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