๐ฅ The Weekly Turf Wars Roast ๐ฅ
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These forums are pretty boring lately. If this is actually good I will post once a week people to be roasted (I will ask first... Maybe ๐).
This is the roast of yours truly, Jeff ๐ Newton, to start it off! Don't hold back! Make me wish I never had this idea!
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Um. Ok. I don't know who you are.
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Oooo I love cook offs!
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Ok your su... Never mind
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It's a shame they had to replace it with an eggplant... Guess the surgeons had to pickup a lunch lady to finish putting it back on huh?
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He's so lonely, he jerked off til his penis turned purple!
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That isn't an eggplant in your name.
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10 bucks he's a foreign prostitute who keeps the money and scares people off with his eggplant chode of a dick
(just for the roast:I respect u ;) )
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ZRAYGO wrote:
I'm probably the easiest one to roast. Seriously!Um. Ok. I don't know who you are.
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You're a poophead!
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I didn't know blue balls spreads...
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๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ
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๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉX2
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โกโโกClone9786โกโโก wrote:
RoflHe's so lonely, he jerked off til his penis turned purple!
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YOU wrote:
Between the name, the "super" demeanor, and the hair. It looks like halfway through Jeff's sex change, the surgeon just said "fuck it!" ๐ทโ๐
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He's so lonely cause he's cams brother
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Interesting conversation with Mr. Newton once. God, creation, time, etc. but exactly how deeply does Mr. Newton think? 4 inches? 6? 8? Bigger than a baby's arm? Eggplants are so deceiving......
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First off.. Nobody likes eggplants. Secondly what the hell kind of name is Jeff Newton? Were you high when you made this or is the VD you finally contracted getting to your head. (With all due respect Jeff.)
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๐ฅAdd MOOB๐ฅ wrote:
I honestly hope your ashamed at that godawful excuse for a joke.10 bucks he's a foreign prostitute who keeps the money and scares people off with his eggplant chode of a dick
(just for the roast:I respect u ;) )
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โ๐ฅ๐Ultra๐๐ฅโ wrote:
Eggplant or pickle? ๐๐๐Interesting conversation with Mr. Newton once. God, creation, time, etc. but exactly how deeply does Mr. Newton think? 4 inches? 6? 8? Bigger than a baby's arm? Eggplants are so deceiving......
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mr71vwbus wrote:
Given that it's purple, I hope to God its an eggplant or there's a serious blood supply issue and dude needs an ER ASAP.โ๐ฅ๐Ultra๐๐ฅโ wrote:
Eggplant or pickle? ๐๐๐Interesting conversation with Mr. Newton once. God, creation, time, etc. but exactly how deeply does Mr. Newton think? 4 inches? 6? 8? Bigger than a baby's arm? Eggplants are so deceiving......
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Fat Raymond wrote:
๐๐๐๐๐You're a poophead!
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Newton is a veggie tairian my steak dinner ๐ฉ on your dinner.
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โ๐ฅ๐Ultra๐๐ฅโ wrote:
My sister had a bottle shaped like that once... She bit the top off.mr71vwbus wrote:
Given that it's purple, I hope to God its an eggplant or there's a serious blood supply issue and dude needs an ER ASAP.โ๐ฅ๐Ultra๐๐ฅโ wrote:
Eggplant or pickle? ๐๐๐Interesting conversation with Mr. Newton once. God, creation, time, etc. but exactly how deeply does Mr. Newton think? 4 inches? 6? 8? Bigger than a baby's arm? Eggplants are so deceiving......
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Why does everyone think the eggplant is his Wang? For those of us with the real inside scoop, we all know it's what he and his boyfriend use to spoon. Get your minds out of the gutter people!
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๐ฐBเฝuฤโตวฟเฝ๐ฐ wrote:
Well...๐ณโ๐ฅ๐Ultra๐๐ฅโ wrote:
My sister had a bottle shaped like that once... She bit the top off.mr71vwbus wrote:
Given that it's purple, I hope to God its an eggplant or there's a serious blood supply issue and dude needs an ER ASAP.โ๐ฅ๐Ultra๐๐ฅโ wrote:
Eggplant or pickle? ๐๐๐Interesting conversation with Mr. Newton once. God, creation, time, etc. but exactly how deeply does Mr. Newton think? 4 inches? 6? 8? Bigger than a baby's arm? Eggplants are so deceiving......
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sofresh wrote:
It's a bit of TW history/lingo/whathaveyou. The eggplant ain't just an eggplant anymore. It's something you use to ๐๐ so-to-speak. We had to work with what we had emoji-wise.Why does everyone think the eggplant is his Wang? For those of us with the real inside scoop, we all know it's what he and his boyfriend use to spoon. Get your minds out of the gutter people!
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Ummmm.........๐๐๐
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โ๐ฅ๐Ultra๐๐ฅโ wrote:
Surgeon more likelymr71vwbus wrote:
Given that it's purple, I hope to God its an eggplant or there's a serious blood supply issue and dude needs an ER ASAP.โ๐ฅ๐Ultra๐๐ฅโ wrote:
Eggplant or pickle? ๐๐๐Interesting conversation with Mr. Newton once. God, creation, time, etc. but exactly how deeply does Mr. Newton think? 4 inches? 6? 8? Bigger than a baby's arm? Eggplants are so deceiving......
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Not many people know this folks, but Jeff here is a direct descendant of Sir Isac.. You can tell the family likeness.... Isac saw an apple fall and gave birth to the laws of physics, while Jeff f*cked an egg plant and.... Well.. No that's about all... He f*cked an eggplant
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KING OF TURF wrote:
ROFLMAO๐Ultra๐ wrote:
sofresh wrote:
It's ๐a ๐bit ๐of ๐TW ๐history/๐lingo/๐whathaveyou๐๐. The ๐eggplant ๐ain't ๐just ๐an ๐eggplant ๐anymore. ๐It's ๐something ๐you ๐use ๐to ๐๐๐๐ ๐so-to-speak๐. We ๐had ๐to ๐work ๐with what ๐we ๐๐had ๐emoji-wise.Why ๐does ๐everyone think ๐the ๐eggplant ๐๐๐is ๐his ๐Wang? For ๐those ๐of ๐us ๐with๐ the๐ real ๐inside ๐scoop, ๐we ๐all ๐know๐ it's ๐what ๐he ๐and ๐his๐ boyfriend ๐use ๐to๐ spoon. ๐Get ๐your ๐minds ๐out๐ of ๐the ๐gutter ๐people!
Lol
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