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  ΰΏΰΏJCM5ΰΏΰΏ wrote: Roflmao ππππI believe his name represents two guys... Jeff and Newton. Its no secret what they like between them. 
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  Jeff is an avid snooker fan, well known for potting the brown over the pink. 
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  So what exactly were u and Barney doing in that closet Jeff.....? 
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  Mackmech(addKM) wrote: πππππSo what exactly were u and Barney doing in that closet Jeff.....? 
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  Mr Big Cat wrote: ππJeff is an avid snooker fan, well known for potting the brown over the pink. 
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  I thought Newtons were stuffed with figs?!?!?.....now we know where the eggplant comes into "play" 
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  Some of you are so damn creative! 
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  Jeff only picked the eggplant emoji because they don't have a baby carrot one. 
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  The eggplant has green on the tip for a reason... 
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  Amish Hitman wrote: That's a good oneJeff only picked the eggplant emoji because they don't have a baby carrot one. 
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  mr71vwbus wrote: Hahahahah my vote says this was the best one!YOU wrote: Between the name, the "super" demeanor, and the hair. It looks like halfway through Jeff's sex change, the surgeon just said "fuck it!" π·βπ 
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