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ill eat you ๐Clone wrote:
He's ๐so lonely, he jerked off til his penis๐ turned purple!
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Lol
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Chuckie Sleaze wrote:
LolNot many people know this folks, but Jeff here is a direct descendant of Sir Isac.. You can tell the family likeness.... Isac saw an apple fall and gave birth to the laws of physics, while Jeff f*cked an egg plant and.... Well.. No that's about all... He f*cked an eggplant
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I didn't know your mother had blue waffle ๐
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Roflmao!
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Just messing with you- all ๐๐
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A eggplant, a pickle and a penis were talking about their awful lives.
The eggplant said my life sucks, when i get big and fat they cut me up and cook me.
The pickle said when I get big and fat they cover me in vinegar & throw me in a jar.
The penis said, when I get big and fat they pull a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark, damp room and bang my head against the wall till I throw up and pass out! -
Amish Hitman wrote:
๐ณ hahahahahaha ๐๐๐A eggplant, a pickle and a penis were talking about their awful lives.
The eggplant said my life sucks, when i get big and fat they cut me up and cook me.
The pickle said when I get big and fat they cover me in vinegar & throw me in a jar.
The penis said, when I get big and fat they pull a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark, damp room and bang my head against the wall till I throw up and pass out! -
Guys, keep it directed towards me here! I heard some people were veering off to someone else. Everyone will get there turn ๐
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Is there some type sign up sheet for next weeks?
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You pm me
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Jeff ๐ Newton wrote:
Does your "eggplant" grant you special powers us "normal" guys dont have??Guys, keep it directed towards me here! I heard some people were veering off to someone else. Everyone will get there turn ๐
Man, you better hope you don't lose you pants in the kitchen, that "things" a delicacy in some places ;) -
๐จWulfgar๐จ wrote:
I treat my woman to a nice eggplant every morning. She lves eggplants in her omletsJeff ๐ Newton wrote:
Does your "eggplant" grant you special powers us "normal" guys dont have??Guys, keep it directed towards me here! I heard some people were veering off to someone else. Everyone will get there turn ๐
Man, you better hope you don't lose you pants in the kitchen, that "things" a delicacy in some places ;) -
KING OF TURF wrote:
Well spoken.Ummmm.........๐๐๐
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Jeff ๐ Newton wrote:
๐๐จWulfgar๐จ wrote:
I treat my woman to a nice eggplant every morning. She lves eggplants in her omletsJeff ๐ Newton wrote:
Does your "eggplant" grant you special powers us "normal" guys dont have??Guys, keep it directed towards me here! I heard some people were veering off to someone else. Everyone will get there turn ๐
Man, you better hope you don't lose you pants in the kitchen, that "things" a delicacy in some places ;) -
You see Jeff newton is actually a variation of a fig newton.
Jeff loves being slammed between 2 crackas! -
On a note directed away from Jeff's, uh, eggplant, I was speaking to him the other day about his father (Issac), and he said that the story about the apple was a lie. The truth of it is, old Issac was trippin' on magic mushrooms and came up with a few ideas that went waaaay against all the then current scientific ideas. Jeff took them and threw in a bunch of equations relevant to eggplant sizes (how does that ๐ always get into the story?!). He then made the story about the apple, for general acceptability reasons, and published his father's ideas in a well respected science magazine.
The story goes that everyone assumed that 'Issac Newton' knew what he was talking about (by that time, he'd progressed to heavier dope), and the stories became generally accepted. Nobody ever bothered to check their credibility, and by the time Issac OD'd, they'd been put down in all university science books as scientific laws. -
This is a true story! Jeff used the resultant wealth to buy new body parts for himself over the years, keeping himself alive for an unnaturally long time. Unfortunately, he squandered the remainder of his fortune on turfwars, so don't expect him to live to see the next century. Pity, really.
Paid. Out! ๐๐โ
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๐ wth kinda of middle name is that
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People are dipping that eggplant in cornmeal and frying you ! With that eggplant in your name your easier to roast then becoming capo of your shopping mall's
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Newt this is so funny. I love it and your too sweet to roast. Can't bring myself to do it.
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Mrs. Turmoil wrote:
Ahh, but we evil roasters are not held back by feelings of compassion. You be nice, and we'll see who wins ๐ ๐๐Newt this is so funny. I love it and your too sweet to roast. Can't bring myself to do it.
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I believe his name represents two guys... Jeff and Newton. Its no secret what they like between them.
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Amish Hitman wrote:
๐๐๐๐llsA eggplant, a pickle and a penis were talking about their awful lives.
The eggplant said my life sucks, when i get big and fat they cut me up and cook me.
The pickle said when I get big and fat they cover me in vinegar & throw me in a jar.
The penis said, when I get big and fat they pull a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark, damp room and bang my head against the wall till I throw up and pass out! -
The only time I'd ever seen someone try to stuff an eggplant was at a fancy restaurant.
Until I met Jeff. ๐
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Lucky Ox wrote:
๐The only time I'd ever seen someone try to stuff an eggplant was at a fancy restaurant.
Until I met Jeff. ๐
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โ Aโ โ ฯฎuฦฆฦโณโ wrote:
You're right. My left arm is a carrot and my right is a celery stalk!This is a true story! Jeff used the resultant wealth to buy new body parts for himself over the years, keeping himself alive for an unnaturally long time. Unfortunately, he squandered the remainder of his fortune on turfwars, so don't expect him to live to see the next century. Pity, really.
Paid. Out! ๐๐โ
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Jeff ๐ Newton wrote:
Lmaoโ Aโ โ ฯฎuฦฆฦโณโ wrote:
You're right. My left arm is a carrot and my right is a celery stalk!This is a true story! Jeff used the resultant wealth to buy new body parts for himself over the years, keeping himself alive for an unnaturally long time. Unfortunately, he squandered the remainder of his fortune on turfwars, so don't expect him to live to see the next century. Pity, really.
Paid. Out! ๐๐โ
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Hey bro, your lease is about up on thy eggplant. You need to resign, or return to owner, being me.
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