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• Mr Big Cat Feb 1, 2014

  ᎠΛᏙᎬ™ wrote:

  How long did it take you to find this post?
  

  About 30 seconds... Google 'Big Cat says this turf wars' then whammmmmy it's there

  Yes, I am that fucking clever that I thought to google this shit
• Mr Big Cat Feb 1, 2014

  ZͣIͩNͩGGA wrote:

  Does a bear shit in the woods?
  

  They certainly do... Though they find it quite frustrating that they have no toilet paper!
• Mr Big Cat Feb 1, 2014

  Ѵɪɴᴎγ wrote:

  If I were to throw an apple across a fence, should I expect a moose to come to my dinner party?
  

  Start throwing your apples away rather than eating them u can expect a few more visits from the doctor...

  So in short, no moose at dinner party, highly likely that doctor will attend though.

  Sounds like you are having quite the civilised affair!
• SQΞЯVΔΥ Feb 1, 2014

  What can I do to beat a lamp?
• Dave™ Feb 2, 2014

  Why isn't your name "Mrs. Big Cat ?
• ✯HΔDΣS☠И↭山~Я✧ Feb 2, 2014

  Mr. Big Cat, G.I. Joe or Cobra?
• doVa (RETIRED) Feb 2, 2014

  Why?
• ℒꙩຣཇя Feb 2, 2014

  CΩMMΔΠDΣR wrote:

  Mr. Big Cat, G.I. Joe or Cobra?
  

  lol
• Eagle101SJTDV Feb 2, 2014

  Which bird would win in a dogfight, the F/A-18G Super Hornet or the YF-35 JSF (US Air Force Block, not the Marine Block)?
• Mr Big Cat Feb 2, 2014

  Eagle101SJTDV wrote:

  Which bird would win in a dogfight, the F/A-18G Super Hornet or the YF-35 JSF (US Air Force Block, not the Marine Block)?
  

  Depends who's flying them!
• Mr Big Cat Feb 2, 2014

  ᎠΛᏙᎬ™ wrote:

  Why isn't your name "Mrs. Big Cat ?
  

  Balls and cock still in place.... And alas, no one has ever asked me to marry them 😿 it's all very sad
• TÜRFÄ - Retired Feb 2, 2014

  Mr Big Cat wrote:

  ᎠΛᏙᎬ™ wrote:

  Why isn't your name "Mrs. Big Cat ?
  

  Balls and cock still in place.... And alas, no one has ever asked me to marry them 😿 it's all very sad

  I'd ask your paw but sadly I am already betrothed and shall be wed in the month!
• Mr Big Cat Feb 2, 2014

  ✧Ɗoͣѵͩɑͩ✧И~山~Я✧ wrote:

  Why?
  

  Why??? Because it's ALWAYS a good idea. That's why
• Mr Big Cat Feb 2, 2014

  CΩMMΔΠDΣR wrote:

  Mr. Big Cat, G.I. Joe or Cobra?
  

  😼😼😼😼😼😼
• bionic woman Feb 2, 2014

  Oh Mr. Big Cat your so awesome I always enjoy reading your threads
• Mr Big Cat Feb 2, 2014

  bionic woman wrote:

  Oh Mr. Big Cat your so awesome I always enjoy reading your threads
  

  You are my most awesome scrabble buddy!
• Tatanka Feb 2, 2014

  I have have the pleasure of being Mr Big Cats flat mate
• Mr Big Cat Feb 2, 2014

  Tatanka wrote:

  I have have the pleasure of being Mr Big Cats flat mate
  

  That u do my brother!!!!
• doVa (RETIRED) Feb 2, 2014

  I have a few more questions to ask, Mr Big Cat:
  Who?
  What?
  When?
  Where?
  How?!
• Schmidty Feb 3, 2014

  Mr. Big Cat, to neuter or not to neuter?
• bionic woman Feb 3, 2014

  Mr Big Cat wrote:

  bionic woman wrote:

  Oh Mr. Big Cat your so awesome I always enjoy reading your threads
  

  You are my most awesome scrabble buddy!

  Aww Thank you That means A lot but it's actually WWF
• Mr Big Cat Feb 3, 2014

  ✧Ɗoͣѵͩɑͩ✧И~山~Я✧ wrote:

  I have a few more questions to ask, Mr Big Cat:
  Who?
  What?
  When?
  Where?
  How?!
  

  Who? Mr Big Cat
  What? Is a fucking legend
  When? 100% of the time
  Where? Everywhere
  How?! Birthright
• Mr Big Cat Feb 3, 2014

  Schmidty wrote:

  Mr. Big Cat, to neuter or not to neuter?
  

  Always gotta treat others how you would want to be treated my friend

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