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• Mr Big Cat Mar 1, 2012

  daveb wrote:

  Mr big cat
  Star trek tos,tng,ds9,voyager or enterprise which is the best also who is the best captain
  

  I like the one with the dude, that flys the big ship thingy and beats the bad guys...

  But if memory serves me right I remember 2 captains, kirk and prickard (spelling) on the basis I remember only these two and one is a proper slap head im gonna chose kirk
• Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ Mar 1, 2012

  Mr big cat, why do kids cost so much?
  And my car has now reached 90,000 miles, time to trade it in?
• Mrs Pickle Mar 1, 2012

  Mr BC, is it true that 4/3 of men have trouble with fractions?
• 〓ΔPᏫLLᏫ〓 Mar 1, 2012

  How "Big" is you Cat?
• Mr Big Cat Mar 1, 2012

  Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ wrote:

  Mr big cat, why do kids cost so much?
  And my car has now reached 90,000 miles, time to trade it in?
  

  Car is a yes. So long as you can afford to do so. Now is not the time to make rash monetary decisions solely down to the mileage of a vehicle.

  The kids are a tough one. I blame society. School trips, school outings etc all things a child must attend in The hopes they won't grow into some form of social recluse. I say embarrass it and hope they get rich enough to put you in a good home when the time is right
• Mr Big Cat Mar 1, 2012

  (ADD:) LURCHER wrote:

  Mr BC, is it true that 4/3 of men have trouble with fractions?
  

  5\3 of men find even saying fraction to difficult to handle. Fortunately I am of a superior intellect and have no such issue. I believe the vast majority of men have this problem because by and large they are stupid
• Mr Big Cat Mar 1, 2012

  Fizzone wrote:

  Mr big cat, if a train leaves Seattle at 11:45, heading south at 67 mph, and a train leaves San Francisco at 12:34, heading north at 89mph, what time will mr small cat take his nap?
  

  I would recommend the stroke of midday.
• TͣΛͩZͩ Mar 1, 2012

  Yawn how's it going 💤💤
• Mrs Pickle Mar 1, 2012

  Mr Big Cat wrote:

  (ADD:) LURCHER wrote:

  Mr BC, is it true that 4/3 of men have trouble with fractions?
  

  5\3 of men find even saying fraction to difficult to handle. Fortunately I am of a superior intellect and have no such issue. I believe the vast majority of men have this problem because by and large they are stupid

  Thank you for your concise and conclusive clarification. I think we have also demonstrated that cats and dogs can be civil to each other dispelling the poor images portrayed in cartoon literature by Spike and Tom (leaving Jerry as the manipulative middle rodent)
• Ѵɪɴᴎγ Mar 1, 2012

  Who is the most interesting man in the world?
• Addཿ TREY23™  Mar 1, 2012

  Fizzone wrote:

  Mr big cat, why do cats lick their buttholes?
  

  👍👏
• Visɧɓuɱe Mar 2, 2012

  Add: Vinny wrote:

  Who is the most interesting man in the world?
  

  Why the Cat of course! Need it be asked?
• Ꭱ3V Mar 2, 2012

  Add: Vinny wrote:

  Who is the most interesting man in the world?
  

  Mr Big Cat. Duhhh. And then the Dos Equis guy after that.
• Mr Big Cat Mar 2, 2012

  Add: Vinny wrote:

  Who is the most interesting man in the world?
  

  Mr Big Cat. Followed closely by a select few
• Charlie Seiga Mar 2, 2012

  Mr Big Cat, if you had opposable thumbs, would a ball of yarn still entertain you as much?
• Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ Mar 2, 2012

  Mr big cat. Remember last year, when that woman in Coventry put a cat in a bin on CCTV?
  What would you say to her?
• ※ Ꭰ Ꭺ Ꮩ Ꭼ Ᏼ ※ Mar 2, 2012

  Mr Big Cat are you related to Top Cat
• Charlie Seiga Mar 2, 2012

  daveb wrote:

  Mr Big Cat are you related to Top Cat
  

  Or Snarf off of Late 80's Thundercats?
• Mr Big Cat Mar 2, 2012

  Charlie Seiga wrote:

  Mr Big Cat, if you had opposable thumbs, would a ball of yarn still entertain you as much?
  

  It is highly likely that I would still enjoy my balls of yarn
• Mr Big Cat Mar 2, 2012

  Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ wrote:

  Mr big cat. Remember last year, when that woman in Coventry put a cat in a bin on CCTV?
  What would you say to her?
  

  I bitch slapped the hoe... Wasn't very well publicised... But it happened
• TÜRFÄ - Retired Mar 2, 2012

  Mr Big Cat,
  If I ask you a mildly intellectual question complete with incomprehensible vocabulary, impeccable grammar and several advanced algebraic equations, logic problems and scientific formulae included in said question, would you be able to conclude it for me with a simple,
  "Yes." or,
  "No."?
• Mr Big Cat Mar 2, 2012

  Charlie Seiga wrote:

  daveb wrote:

  Mr Big Cat are you related to Top Cat
  

  Or Snarf off of Late 80's Thundercats?

  Both are distant relatives far as I know...

  Bagpuss is actually my uncle
• Mr Big Cat Mar 2, 2012

  ♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:

  Mr Big Cat,
  If I ask you a mildly intellectual question complete with incomprehensible vocabulary, impeccable grammar and several advanced algebraic equations, logic problems and scientific formulae included in said question, would you be able to conclude it for me with a simple,
  "Yes." or,
  "No."?
  

  Possibly.
• TÜRFÄ - Retired Mar 2, 2012

  Mr Big Cat wrote:

  ♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:

  Mr Big Cat,
  If I ask you a mildly intellectual question complete with incomprehensible vocabulary, impeccable grammar and several advanced algebraic equations, logic problems and scientific formulae included in said question, would you be able to conclude it for me with a simple,
  "Yes." or,
  "No."?
  

  Possibly.

  An accurate and solid, non-conformist's answer. I like it.
  You see, technically, everything I listed in my question, was actually listed in my question. Look at it again!

  So my friend, you could have answered with a 'yes', and been correct in a conformistic way, or answered 'no', and been entirely incorrect, also in a conforming way.

  Yawnnnn💤💤
• Sgt Mayday Mar 2, 2012

  Does every cat in the world have nine lives, or is it an illusion they conjure?
• TÜRFÄ - Retired Mar 2, 2012

  🔱Major Failure🔱 wrote:

  Does every cat in the world have nine lives, or is it an illusion they conjure?
  

  It's an illusion. The truth is, they have twelve, but that seemed to intimidate people, so they pretend to only have nine. It works both ways though: once they've used up nine lives, they have the perfect excuse to sleep 100% of the remaining three lives.
• Babyyy Mar 2, 2012

  Mr. Big Cat, why do we drive on a parkway but park on a driveway?
• ※ Ꭰ Ꭺ Ꮩ Ꭼ Ᏼ ※ Mar 2, 2012

  Mr Big Cat wrote:

  Charlie Seiga wrote:

  daveb wrote:

  Mr Big Cat are you related to Top Cat
  

  Or Snarf off of Late 80's Thundercats?

  Both are distant relatives far as I know...

  Bagpuss is actually my uncle
  

  Wow you are so cool bagpuss you uncle wow😝
• Sgt Mayday Mar 2, 2012

  Babyyy wrote:

  Mr. Big Cat, why do we drive on a parkway but park on a driveway?
  

  The world may never know...
• TÜRFÄ - Retired Mar 2, 2012

  🔱Major Failure🔱 wrote:

  Babyyy wrote:

  Mr. Big Cat, why do we drive on a parkway but park on a driveway?
  

  The world may never know...

  It's because you Americans are all backwards. You drive on the wrong side of the road too. Tsk tsk.

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