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Add:DMR 2 days ago Quote
Asked me if she could go to the movies with another guy. This guy likes my girl. My girl loves me a lot but she is partially slutty. What should I do?? ( I'll give any extra info if needed)
His girlfriend asked him that. What in your oh great and wise opinion should he do? -
🎩 MaddHatter 🎩 wrote:
This requires further consideration. Please as a matter of urgency put in in contact with his partially slutty girlfriend for full assessment.Add:DMR 2 days ago Quote
Asked me if she could go to the movies with another guy. This guy likes my girl. My girl loves me a lot but she is partially slutty. What should I do?? ( I'll give any extra info if needed)
His girlfriend asked him that. What in your oh great and wise opinion should he do?In fact, I say deny her the cinema trip and benefit from her slutty ways!
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I'm willing to take time out of my day - out of the goodness of my heart - to assess just how 'partially' slutty she is. And I am a very busy busy man
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
Your wisdom is always appreciated great one!!🎩 MaddHatter 🎩 wrote:
This requires further consideration. Please as a matter of urgency put in in contact with his partially slutty girlfriend for full assessment.Add:DMR 2 days ago Quote
Asked me if she could go to the movies with another guy. This guy likes my girl. My girl loves me a lot but she is partially slutty. What should I do?? ( I'll give any extra info if needed)
His girlfriend asked him that. What in your oh great and wise opinion should he do?In fact, I say deny her the cinema trip and benefit from her slutty ways!
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
👆best answer given to that guys dilemma🎩 MaddHatter 🎩 wrote:
This requires further consideration. Please as a matter of urgency put in in contact with his partially slutty girlfriend for full assessment.Add:DMR 2 days ago Quote
Asked me if she could go to the movies with another guy. This guy likes my girl. My girl loves me a lot but she is partially slutty. What should I do?? ( I'll give any extra info if needed)
His girlfriend asked him that. What in your oh great and wise opinion should he do?In fact, I say deny her the cinema trip and benefit from her slutty ways!
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
You are to kind your large purrrrrness!I'm willing to take time out of my day - out of the goodness of my heart - to assess just how 'partially' slutty she is. And I am a very busy busy man
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What makes a girl partially slutty I hear u cry?
Well many different factors but a favorite is tht they like to be sex'ed by another (other than their partner) - however only on the weekends. Making them split their time effectively between classy and slutty.
It's a dangerous female to date but God bless them for the stories they give lads the world over
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Did the same thing that happened to 1UP through 6UP happen to Preparations A through G?
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The Far Side wrote:
I am only familiar with 2UP - a favorite for some. Preparations A to G varied dependant on the varrying levels of intoxicationDid the same thing that happened to 1UP through 6UP happen to Preparations A through G?
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Hello Mr.BC. Why do people not avail themselves more of the wisdom of AMA where careful readings of excrement are carried out by philanthropists without a whiff of BS.
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Red or Black?
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Being a child of the 80's oh wise cat I wondered what your favourite transformer is?
Mines the AC RD150-50-150W Round Electronic Transformer.
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how do you drink your rum?
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If I substituted my Don Protection for Big Cat Protection, would it give me 4k henchies and allow me to loot brens?
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vishbume wrote:
Fear of excremental knowledge my friend. Stay strongHello Mr.BC. Why do people not avail themselves more of the wisdom of AMA where careful readings of excrement are carried out by philanthropists without a whiff of BS.
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JB - Black my man. Always black.
Charles - this may require further deliberation. A fine question I must say.
C. - any way it comes. At present I tend to slosh a shed load into a pint glass. Fill with ice then a dash of diet coke. But I like it neat.... I like it with DP... Even with lemonade.
The main ingredient I require with my rum is ICE!!! But always consume quickly as the ice can be a devil a dilute your rum! Grrrr
Slender - Big Cat protection comes with the after life plan. Upon completing a successful turf career I assure u of the receipt upon heavens gates of 72 virgins.
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Big fish, little fish or cardboard box?
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
I take strength from your wise council BC.vishbume wrote:
Fear of excremental knowledge my friend. Stay strongHello Mr.BC. Why do people not avail themselves more of the wisdom of AMA where careful readings of excrement are carried out by philanthropists without a whiff of BS.
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My girlfriend just asked me to wash the dishes do I
A). Give her a swift backhand to the head and point to the marigolds with the slur "not a chance woman,a man programme is about to start"
B).take the plunge and invest in a dishwasher so neither of us have to get wrinkly fingers again.
C).fold to her request and do all chores with a smile on my face and say "of course my pickle,you know I love cleaning dirty utensils"....or
D).all of the above just to confuse you -
Rud - think we need to work towards option B but alas that offers no immediate answer to the woe.
Dependant on your skills as a business man I would barter with said wench. Request that in return for washing up u require a sandwich and a blowjob. A fair trade in my view, and if she were to refuse this generous offer then perhaps u need to ask yourself why u remain With her
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Mr big cat what happened to mr big cat points and are mamma tek and randombloke still ur mules
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♜ℂ།ᎢѦᎠ℮Ꮭ♜ wrote:
Points are still available. Distinct lack of people earning them lately is due to the lack of legends, not the lack of points.Mr big cat what happened to mr big cat points and are mamma tek and randombloke still ur mules
Mama Tek and RandomBloke are both my mule accounts. I am the greatest player of TW to ever live
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Mr Big Cat, would the oceans be deeper if they didn't have sponges in them?
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
I believe I earned 5 big cat points simply by posting in this thread. Am I not wrong, Mr BC? 😏♜ℂ།ᎢѦᎠ℮Ꮭ♜ wrote:
Points are still available. Distinct lack of people earning them lately is due to the lack of legends, not the lack of points.Mr big cat what happened to mr big cat points and are mamma tek and randombloke still ur mules
Mama Tek and RandomBloke are both my mule accounts. I am the greatest player of TW to ever live
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What on earth was the first person who found cows milk playing at? And why drink it?
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
😹😹😹Rud - think we need to work towards option B but alas that offers no immediate answer to the woe.
Dependant on your skills as a business man I would barter with said wench. Request that in return for washing up u require a sandwich and a blowjob. A fair trade in my view, and if she were to refuse this generous offer then perhaps u need to ask yourself why u remain With her
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I'm drinking beer. It's tasty.
Ask me some shit
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How long did it take you to find this post?
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Does a bear shit in the woods?
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If I were to throw an apple across a fence, should I expect a moose to come to my dinner party?
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