Rap/ Poetry battle!
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Post a couple of lines slaying the previous poster. Looking for creativity without essays. Just a bit of fun!
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They tell me that he goes by XXL
But his name is just a lie, one that he knows well
Because he's constantly fronting for his microscopic parts
And when the girls see it, you know it breaks their hearts -
Now look at this silly little tweek
In high school he was the biggest geek
Gettin shoved into lockers all week
All because his momma made him wear shabby sheik(sp?)😜
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Tweek,
sounds like a squeeky loser geek,
probly hasn't got laid in like a hundred weeks,
when he speaks you can see he had no technique,
your s***t is weak so bend over and spread your cheeks,
and take it like a greek while
my d**k plays hide'n'go seek -
I was never bullied, but I am a nerd
Because when I spoke, my voice was heard
Now tell me this, who goes the hardest?
I got my name 'cause I'm crazy, yours is a shitty artist -
Ramjet wrote:
DAMTweek,
sounds like a squeeky loser geek,
probly hasn't got laid in like a hundred weeks,
when he speaks you can see he had no technique,
your s***t is weak so bend over and spread your cheeks,
and take it like a greek while
my d**k plays hide'n'go seek -
Damn ramjet, you think you have flow?
Your rhymes have no time.
There is no metronome.
I can say this, you aren't the first or the last
Guy to fantasize about another dudes ass
You better hit the books, cause I'll take ya to school
And leave you standing dumbstruck, confused and looking a fool
Right now I guess that it's two against one
But I smell the smoke, I cooked both of ya, you're done -
Yo picasso, guess you really like art,
why dont you paint a picture with what comes from my farts,
because you can't paint for shit in fact you paint like shit,
your paintings look scooby doo mixed up with Kermit,
yeah dude- go paint you stupid cubes,
while I lay in your bed sucking on your wife's b**bs -
Tweek, damn, your the last ass I would be in,
probably been stretched out wider than an 10 inch cannon,
You don't have to take me to school- I'll get my GED,
in whooping your a$$ and laying you out in the street -
Yo Picasso- why are you deleting your raps?,
make like Add:Morky and get the f*** back,
I will bust your a$$, and you better hear,
or I'll double van gogh and cut off both your ears -
You lot can't rhyme for toffee
I'm more interested in playing with my balls drinking coffee
You think your spitting some dope words in the mix
but the only hot stuff coming out your mouths is the white stuff from dicks
Respect the bloke with poo in his name
Ive got 28000 mobsters who will smash you all over this game
Peeeeeace -
Rudgicus, what does that name even mean?,
sounds like a Roman transvestite drag queen,
think your corprophiliac name is obscene?,
I'll shoot that white stuff on your mouth and it won't be whip cream -
You got mob? Well we got your fam,
Tied up- done job, we got it on cam!
Where to get started, Tweek's finishing the Ram,
Catching the seed, with his balls in his hand, with slinky screaming DaMn DAMN DAAAMN?!As for the artist, what an inspired name choice,
You try to paint to replace your crackling voice?
And as for any Gangsta shit, y'all need to stop it,
The only guns you blaze have an orange tip to top it. -
What is this? South park with the vulgarity?
Between all of you, there's a similarity.
Your weak and poorly thought out words, they are embarrassing
Sit back and let the best of us do our thing
For now, I'm out, but you should fear my return
Or wait eagerly so that you can learn
What true skill is when your playing this game
I'm the fucking boss, MC is my name -
Tweek wrote:
What is this? South park with the vulgarity?
Between all of you, there's a similarity.
Your weak and poorly thought out words, they are embarrassing
Sit back and let the best of us do our thing
For now, I'm out, but you should fear my return
Or wait eagerly so that you can learn
What true skill is when your playing this game
I'm the fucking boss, MC is my nameMC is your name if you're a Meager Cuckold,
are these extraneous words large enough to fit up your gaping butthole?,
think you're the boss of me? You haven't got a prayer,
I'll go 'south' on your wife and 'park' myself there -
All this disrespect is making me s-s-stutter
Don't be upset just because you enjoy penis butter
It's easy to be defensive when your mob is so tiny
Cap cap cap....oh look a PM being all crying and whiny
Checking the maps for some tasty loot
If you don't like it ya can suck on my purple headed womb flute
I'm not so big I'm actually quite nice
But stick your code in GD and I'll have your balls in a vice -
And XXL couldn't get my family- he's too damn fat,
he got distracted by Doritos while they escaped out the back,
And what? You were gonna tie up my fam on cam?,
like some fat terrorist out of Pakistan?
I'll get seal team six to come and shoot you dead,
or maybe I should go and get Jenny Craig instead -
Ramjet, you think your rhymes are quite exotic
But I think that most of us find them slightly homoerotic
The day when gay was wrong is gone
But you keep going on and on
The way you flow is far from dope
If only you could hope to cope
And come to terms with your defeat
'Cause your petty rhymes are beat
Then maybe you could see the way
To burn someone minus the gay -
Damn right I'm a terrorist, I terrorize the masses,
I give the go ahead, before the kids shoot up their classes!
It was you who caused the planes to fall from the sky,
It was me who blinded your mum with my cum in her eye.Thinking you've won? You must be used to denial,
Need to mob up/ shut up, or suck up to Belial. -
Am new to the game
Ama take all the fame
Ama crazy mothafcker that you cannot tame
Rip off the leash break off the chain
Am that one thing that no cage can contain
Ama fckin beast btch
I feel no pain
Haters can hate but I ain't gonna change
No am not crazy btch am jus insane
All of this shit is comin straight off my brain. -
I wanted to enter, but reserved hesitation,
Cause I'm laughing at all the raps afore mentioned
The people up there, you couldn't pay me,
To make them look as foolish as they do for free,
Ones in the closet, another is dead, that one has sh*t wrapped 'round his whole head,
And that last one is crazy, no more to be said,
Go home, get some rest, you got what you deserved,
In the words of old rappers....You all got served. -
Ok that shit was kinda weak
Good.
But thats no way to talk bout Tweek.
And the others? Not as bad as you make them seem
Think your better then me? You must b in a dream
Wake up now because this is a nightmare
This is my world and this battle wnt b fair -
Tweek wrote:
Ramjet, you think your rhymes are quite exotic
But I think that most of us find them slightly homoerotic
The day when gay was wrong is gone
But you keep going on and on
The way you flow is far from dope
If only you could hope to cope
And come to terms with your defeat
'Cause your petty rhymes are beat
Then maybe you could see the way
To burn someone minus the gayman I didn't even hit you with anything gay in the last rap,
just said how I liked to do
your wife up in her a$$ crack,
rational people know sexuality is a spectrum,
and gay, straight, bi is just an affiliational connection,
you saying I don't got range, keep saying more of it,
I got more range than a f***ing y-coordinate -
Add XXL wrote:
Damn right I'm a terrorist, I terrorize the masses,
I give the go ahead, before the kids shoot up their classes!
It was you who caused the planes to fall from the sky,
It was me who blinded your mum with my cum in her eye.Thinking you've won? You must be used to denial,
Need to mob up/ shut up, or suck up to Belial.and xxl, you caused Virginia tech and columbine?
Caused 9/11 and shot cum in my mom's eye?
That's pretty sick man, damn you kinda scarin' me,
get off of turf wars and get your ass right to therapy -
Oh, snap, youguys better run away, before I backhand some respect out of you losers! You guys are pretty good at this, but you're nothing compared to me! So, Tweek crawl back into that hole you came from! And, Bruenor, by the way, your wife says my axe is bigger than yours!
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Now boys boys try to be calm, stop trashing people and insulting their mom,
We all have problems that we can't make disappear, but there's no reason to call them out on some people or make some up here! -
Ramjet wrote:
That was actually pretty impressive.Tweek wrote:
Ramjet, you think your rhymes are quite exotic
But I think that most of us find them slightly homoerotic
The day when gay was wrong is gone
But you keep going on and on
The way you flow is far from dope
If only you could hope to cope
And come to terms with your defeat
'Cause your petty rhymes are beat
Then maybe you could see the way
To burn someone minus the gayman I didn't even hit you with anything gay in the last rap,
just said how I liked to do
your wife up in her a$$ crack,
rational people know sexuality is a spectrum,
and gay, straight, bi is just an affiliational connection,
you saying I don't got range, keep saying more of it,
I got more range than a f***ing y-coordinate -
Brothr of death,
You see what I mean,
To their last breath
They are fools, it seems,
Twice rap battle king, I am the Axe,
And I'll take you to school, kick you all the way back,
Add XXL, ramjet and tweek,
Not them, and not you, meet the rhymes that I speak,
Never before sunk so low as they,
For all their dick talk, bet they've yet to get laid,
"oh I had sex with your .......", pathetic, I mean,
Your all badasses huh, well that ain't what it seems,
sex with his girl, Bust a cap in his ass,
all tired and used, make up your own rap,
There's no style here, no rythem, no flo,
Just wanna-be gangstas, thinking they dope.Bruenor out!
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Brothr of Death wrote:
Am new to the game
Ama take all the fame
Ama crazy mothafcker that you cannot tame
Rip off the leash break off the chain
Am that one thing that no cage can contain
Ama fckin beast btch
I feel no pain
Haters can hate but I ain't gonna change
No am not crazy btch am jus insane
All of this shit is comin straight off my brain.think you're a big dog off the chain? Nah, you're cut rate,
Pick you up like a Chihuahua and put you back in the puppy crate,
Saw that you like to whine and complain on GD,
while capping inactives and new players out of territories,
So cmon everybody- let's take some bets,
On how long before FreeMason makes him reset -
@ brothr
The full record for reset in min is 10, but I don't think this one has the mind to comprehend,
But his rhyme sounded good, almost to good to be true,
Now tell me young blood, who the hell are you?
I'm a regular on the forums and haven't seen anything crazy,
But what I have gathered so far from you asking help, it looks like your quite lazy.
So it's a small shot I see looking fame and to rise,
boy won't he be really suprized,
I have seen a lot of you small ones go,
But a few weeks after you proclaim domination, you all disappear, don't ask me were because I don't know. -
So step right up! Take your aim, because I feel this next rhyme your making is going to be lame, for all those out there who know who I am, If you rate my rhymes and dot put up, frankly my dear I don't give a damn.
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