Rap/ Poetry battle!
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I'm sure you rammed her good and fair, but let's get this straight and tell you my girlfriend is thin air. So say what you want about banging her all night, boom sing pow that empty space with all your might, I have figured out things you wouldn't come close to find out, after your inspection it's very clear you like to shout.
Maybe you should think next time before you post, now let's see who screwed up the most. -
Also I find it funny that you probably have no date, that's why you make up girlfriends and try to instigate, also nice message I see, but the only person you made fun of here,is yourself not me.
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Hey inspector, yo, I got a mystery for you,
How bout trying to solve why you've never been screwed?
You're an asexual tool like that fool on Blues Clues,
Scooby Doo gets more pussy chasing cats than you do -
Ramjet wrote:
Oh my did you forget that the same goes for you, you like to fuck I neat Homo nuclear diatonic that goes by the name of 02. I protect what is sacred as a present for my future wife, instead of wasting on some whore who has no life.Hey inspector, yo, I got a mystery for you,
How bout trying to solve why you've never been screwed?
You're an asexual tool like that fool on Blues Clues,
Scooby Doo gets more pussy chasing cats than you do -
FOR RAMJET!!!!
Sorry dude,
But your raps are weak,
Ur girlfriend is worth less,
Than the mud on my feet,U try to instigate,
Yet u have no right,
It's ok mr inspector,
I done won u the fight,So pull up ur diaper,
Before ur bs gets everywhere,
Best believe when I talk,
All listen and it's quiet in the air,No harm to be done,
The games already won,
I'm tired of showing off,
But with u I've just begun,Say something about me,
Plz give me a laugh,
Your gonna be grounded,
As soon as I'm done woopin ur ass,This is all a game to me,
Yes I called recess,
But u can't come out and play,
Cause ur mouths stuck on that penis....Just sayin.... XD
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🔎Ϯʜė IɴsǷeʗ†oŗ🔫 wrote:
Ramjet wrote:
Oh my did you forget that the same goes for you, you like to fuck I neat Homo nuclear diatonic that goes by the name of 02. I protect what is sacred as a present for my future wife, instead of wasting on some whore who has no life.Hey inspector, yo, I got a mystery for you,
How bout trying to solve why you've never been screwed?
You're an asexual tool like that fool on Blues Clues,
Scooby Doo gets more pussy chasing cats than you dooooh you sound smart with your chemistry, and science, and molecular world,
Know what will never form a bond? You and a girl
It's cool that you're saving, it's your moral right,
But truth is I've probably already been in your future wife:)
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I really don't plan on marrying a molecule but I'm sure you two will get along, but I guess thats all you will get with that type of schlong.
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cport420 wrote:
FOR RAMJET!!!!
So pull up ur diaper,
Before ur bs gets everywhere,
Best believe when I talk,
All listen and it's quiet in the air,No harm to be done,
The games already won,
I'm tired of showing off,
But with u I've just begun,Say something about me,
This is all a game to me,
Yes I called recess,
But u can't come out and play,
Cause ur mouths stuck on that penis....Just sayin.... XD
Hahaa yes, cport420, ive been seeing you spittin, son,
Writing up stanzas like a shitty ghetto Emily Dickinson,
I'm not sure how to pick on you, maybe 420, weed, and bongs?
Smoking so much your sperm count is practically none.And I don't, but even if I had to wear a diaper,
Your girl would suck my cock like it was a pacifier...
(...sorry...um that got weird)But yeah, no wonder you're a damn mess,
Apparentley it's a game to you to suck dicks at recess -
🔎Ϯʜė IɴsǷeʗ†oŗ🔫 wrote:
I really don't plan on marrying a molecule but I'm sure you two will get along, but I guess thats all you will get with that type of schlong.
Size doesn't matter, it's about what you can do,
And with a mob like yours, you better hope that that's true -
I gave up reading this shit
I fucked her and her and her too
All you've ever fucked is a a sack of doggie poo ( kinda stuck there)
Threesome foursome i guess that's why they call you handsome
I'm on here cuz i got nothing better to do
So fuck you and I'll fuck ur girl too -
Your all crazy, deranged, insane.
What the hell kinda thoughts are running through your brain?
I've tried to add direction, to show you what to fix,
But every rhyme that isn't mine, deals with sucking d*ck.
Your all a bunch of closet cases, repeating the same dam fight,
I wish I could see your faces when you see I'm completly right.Left and right, up and down,
Round and round we go,
All your smileys are wearing frowns
And this much I know,
The lot of you are crazy, entering this race,
Your starting to get lazy, get moving better,
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Less you get an Ax to the face ;) -
You think you got alot of girls?
May I ask why?
Right now I got three unzipping my fly.
You're all saying shitall
The quality of the rhymes has started to fall
Until I got here the rhymes were actually good
But I ain't leavin
I'm gunna be heard
You probably didn't read past the third word
I got a dig bick
You that read wrong
and you read that wrong to
Stupid fuck -
Erm...
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made some good raps
Shame I couldn't too -
911 can I get an operator, A 21k mob member terminator,
A trouble investigator looking for noobs to invent some haters. 911 can I get an operator. (think its supposed to be a diss...but I can't diss someone I don't not like! Lol) -
Add XXL wrote:
That mad me laugh... a lot.Ramjet, I rammed it, in your son's sand pit!
Am sick, tragic - that your done, that's it!
I landed, you spammed it, so I back handed,
And bit, your nan's clit, tasted like a sandwich. -
These are really good lol
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I saved all your raps btw, should I make a video of me rapping them all and post them on YouTube?
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Dude, if you can get a rythem for half of these, go ahead, and I'll be the first to comment on it :P
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I might just flip up, tip you up over the side,
Like the costa concordia, bodies washed up the tide.
Thought that show, only to the REALest MCs
Disgusting flow, like your moms venereal disease.Easy to please,
Yet growing lists of enemies,
Showing the definition of just what venom means.
Behind the scenes, twisted dreams,
Scattered in code.
breaking the mode,
Your sowed up, sent down the road.
Pencil sketch of your gravestones, rows after rows,
Bringing new meaning to drawing a close. -
One day, xxl
Fell down a well
He couldn't get out
So he began to pout
Then someone finally came along
He said "XXL, you ding dong!" -
Bruenor wrote:
Should I get a different rhythm for each one because I was just gonna do it without a beat, but if anyone has any good ideas PM me.Dude, if you can get a rythem for half of these, go ahead, and I'll be the first to comment on it :P
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I just wrote a dope mother ... ing rhyme and the app crashed and I lost in. :( pretty devo. Not writing it again. :(
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My name is MC-SEN-NAS don't get confused with Mike, because thats not my name, and I be killing all you gimmicky ass rappers in this game,
If you pronounce it wrong again I'll back hand you with a Fonix book, leave a nice imprint on ya face giving you a new look, I may not be the best rapper but atleast I can come up with some rhymes, but hey now ladies I gotta go I don't gots the time. -
I sat back and watched while y'all went at it
But what I cnt stop realizing is the inspector never had it
His swag was dropped like he was when he was a baby
I mean your losing every major battle, who are you Tom Brady?
I would tell you to just stop right now
I mean am the king of this shit and I wear my crown
But let's see what you got
I'll give you a shot
Let's hope it's better than the other shit you just spit on the spot -
Lovin this forum you guys spittin some really good stuff btw
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Now I don't get to who that last rap was aimed,
Seems to me like your confused, just look at your name!
You a bitch, and I'm not being derogatory,
But your name makes me wanna call you out as "Missy E"
"Missing the E" looks like you missed the boat,
Rhymes so loose, like the noose I'll put around your throat!
It's no joke, This is a game like when I'm beating your wife!
Brothr of death? I think "fucked up sistr" more like.
Now step off, back off, rethink your life,
And don't think again about touching the mic! -
Shit just gOt real and here's how I feel, this is the real deal, not an appeal, you guys think your all that, I'll beat your muthafckin head in with this figurative bat, I get hardons in public places, just to see the surprised look on all the girls faces, I'm all for whipping it out in akward situations, cause I got the biggest dick in all the nations, you think that is slick? well it's not really, before you get all teary, I'm fuckin your wife with a fuckin commentary
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Ayo ADD JX if you look real close
I mention the inspector in my last post
I mean I know you cnt read
But it's not my fault I couldnt fit the E
I tried to add creativity
But your rap was bad your rap was weak
I'll drop your ass, add you to my kill streak
Keep comin back I'll kill you put you to sleep
Come on spit or jus back down here's your sheet -
Calm down "Missy E" we know it aint your fault,
You didnt deserve my last verbal assault.
Blame your mom, she kept you from going to school,
Whilst you watched my cousin make her swallow his stool.
woah that aint cool.
Came straight from left field,
I wander how it feels, to reel, from a real MC,
An ill MC, An aim, shoot to kill MC,
You in my way Im dropping you still MC!But still a noobie,
Not a dudd like Newfie,
I went round his house and slipped his sister a roofie,
Goofy son of a bitch,
claiming bick dick,
spent too much time in prison for touching them kids. -
Fantastic stuff in here guys keep going!
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