Rap/ Poetry battle!
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My Dearest Bruenor,
Are my rhymes too base for thee?
Making penis jokes and doing blue comedy?
Perhaps I should proceed to write up a soliloquy,
And demonstrate what your rapping skills really mean to meMethinks bruenor may be pretentious and crass,
And is on the fence if he should hence take me on or pass,
And whence he has the sense to cease giving me sass,
I'll bring an unrelenting winter of discontent on his assoh, and your ASCII axe? we're all over it,
It scares me as much as mini-bottle axe deodarant -
Ramjet! Your back, I had you scared, you shake!
Like Ali on Speed in a central american earthquake.
You're still worried, I had to take you down a peg,
As low as that shit that dribbles down your leg.I've started so I'll finish, confirming a rumour,
Its not rubber, not steal that makes up the axe of Bruenor.
He's desperate for you to join his order of fable,
Punish with his axe? More like: Let me bend over my table! -
it is rubber*
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Don't think I'm pretentious, though I may be a little crass,
You want to be taken on, I'll shoot and watch you dance.
Don't think that cause we're on a fence, that I will hesitate,
Win or lose, life or death, ill take you to your fate.
Noone said that you were scared, just that you were lame,
But if you want to put it that way, then hell, I'll do the same.
Go ahead, Choose your weapon, I'm calling out your a$$,
And just to make it fair, I'll even drop my Ax.My head is scrambled, can't focus to tight,
Till I get my coffee, I'll never rhyme this right,
So have your little games, but you'll find, yes you will see,
That even at your best, your not as good as the worst of me. -
Ayo inspector its time you quit while your ahead
Put a dick in your mouth fuck what you said
I have friends unlike you and for them my blood is bled
Bully me call me what you want
Tell me am whinning tell me I am what am not
Idc because I am me
Better than you could ever be -
This has got to be the best rap battle of all time. I'm dying. Literally. 💀
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Brothr of Death wrote:
Quit shoving your head up your own assAyo inspector its time you quit while your ahead
Put a dick in your mouth fuck what you said
I have friends unlike you and for them my blood is bled
Bully me call me what you want
Tell me am whinning tell me I am what am not
Idc because I am me
Better than you could ever be -
Ramjet wrote:
NiceTweek, damn, your the last ass I would be in,
probably been stretched out wider than an 10 inch cannon,
You don't have to take me to school- I'll get my GED,
in whooping your a$$ and laying you out in the street -
Add XXL wrote:
Ramjet! Your back, I had you scared, you shake!
Like Ali on Speed in a central american earthquake.
You're still worried, I had to take you down a peg,
As low as that shit that dribbles down your leg.I'm sorry, did you compare me with Muhammed Ali?
The most legendary boxer in history?
Thanks! I do fly like a butterfly and sting like a bee,
and that man could still put a fist up your ass even though shaky,hating on Parkinsons? I'll go back to the historian,
Have Michael J. Fox hit you with his DeLorean,and that shit dribbling sown my leg? You're damn right,
I got that from your mother when we were boning last night -
Wow the dissing is now getting too heated
calm down everyone,let's all talk it over and stay seated
Spread the love,shake hands and have a drink
Too much hating will take people to the brink
Let's all chill and lay some circles on the map
IF YOU DONT ILL GET OUT MY GUN BRAP BRAP!! -
Brothr of Death wrote:
Oh my, such a charming young fellow, please child, go back to your room and cry into your pillow, you see that the forums are for real men, not the ones only acting like them, I'll let you off this time with a stern warning, also to tell you the truth your rhymes are very boring,Ayo inspector its time you quit while your ahead
Put a dick in your mouth fuck what you said
I have friends unlike you and for them my blood is bled
Bully me call me what you want
Tell me am whinning tell me I am what am not
Idc because I am me
Better than you could ever be
So off with you now and don't come back, and as a side note you can't beat any of us, that's a fact. -
Want to try again? Go ahead, make your shot, but think that your insults and vulgar words shake me? Methinks not.
Why not a challenge this time for your next rhyme? Use correct words, proper sentences and please don't whine. Take me up on my offer? Good just follow what I said, maybe this time I won't send you to bed. -
Dear Bruenor,
Your rhymes are a sack of shit bro and that's a fact,
Bringin an axe, what are you? a lumberjack?
Are you on crack? all that weak shit that you spat?,
Enough with that stupid generic crap,I use my words so hard, I don't need a weapon,
Make you shit so much you get post-partum depression,Bruenor? What name is that? Pretty weak, son,
Sounds like a old tranny stripper Nowregian -
Brothr of Death wrote:
Awe it's fun to watch kids play make believe, sadly once you turn 10 those imaginary friends start to leave, you may have said your blood has been spilt for your friends, but once you get caught they'll, snitch, ditch, to save their own ends, gangs say brotherhood is their creed, however what you guys can't find out is its, lying cheating and to support their own greed.Ayo inspector its time you quit while your ahead
Put a dick in your mouth fuck what you said
I have friends unlike you and for them my blood is bled
Bully me call me what you want
Tell me am whinning tell me I am what am not
Idc because I am me
Better than you could ever be
When it comes time you will take the fall, will I be sorry for you? Not at all. So tell me young man how big is your Wind pipe? Because its about to be filled up with cum tonight. -
Ramjet, I rammed it, in your son's sand pit!
Am sick, tragic - that your done, that's it!
I landed, you spammed it, so I back handed,
And bit, your nan's clit, tasted like a sandwich. -
XXL, I get why you like putting your dick in a box of sand,
If you tried that at the beach the tide would come rolling in,
I'm baffled how your fatass ever got a girl in the mood,
But it doesn't surprise me that to you she tasted like food -
Ramjet wrote:
I would like to apologize to all you three, but I'm dealing with a little problem as you can see, but I will join you later on after class, or when I feel brothr's rhymes suck to much a$$.XXL, I get why you like putting your dick in a box of sand,
If you tried that at the beach the tide would come rolling in,
I'm baffled how your fatass ever got a girl in the mood,
But it doesn't surprise me that to you she tasted like food -
Bruenor, ledgend of yore,
Battling dragons and so much more ;)Hope you don't mind, I got a question,
What the hell is a now-re-gian
I believe you wanted Norwegian,
Which, you ought to know, is just Norse, of course,
Betcha gonna come around on your high horse, trying to up 'n strangle me with the Force.Son, your done, I've already won,
Take your feather boa and fly into the Sun
Crash and burn, it's okay, you won't feel it anyway,
Watch and learn, its the game, now here's what your gonna say..."Bruenor, oh mighty king, I'm sorry I caused you trouble,
I'll turn around back through the thread, delete it on the double.
And if I should pass this way again, I grovel at your feet,
Because Bruenor, he is the one I cannot beat" -
@ bruenor
But if they delete all there post like that what am I supposed to look at? So far I'm not in THR race with you as of right now I'm in a feud, however my challenger has not responded to me or my posts. But in this case I think his sucked the most. But I wish you good luck in your game and to everyone else the same. -
Hey bruenor, I'm glad that you caught that,
You're about as useful as a Microsoft spell check,god you have so accomplishments I wish I'd done,
Keep on slaying those dragons in Skyrim!When you're not too busy in NOWREGIAN (or whatever) burrows,
shaking your sweet tranny ass for some euros -
Don't lump me in with that skyrim, see,
I'm not dumb enough to get an arrow in my knee,
I've been around the world, sailed the seven seas,
And I've never meet someone one like you,
who dosent know when he's been beat. -
This stuff is awesome(:
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*takes deep breath..
Oh snap,
I'm defiantly in this battle,
Comin at u like a snake bite,
Don't u hear that rattle,
I'm here to let all know,
I'm the king of this crown,
Breaking down the vets,
Snapping noobs necks,
Body's and turfs falling to tha ground,
they ask-cport why u so strange?,
I just laugh at em,
Ask em - do u want ur soul,
Then cock the gloc at em,
My smile is one of a kind,
When u see it you'll know,
It's the end of ur time...Just saying...... XD
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We've been cported
Not like being deported,
I tried his rhyme in one breath,
Couldn't get it goin,
Some of the lines stoped flowing,
Pretty good for showing,
That you better be going,I am king, of all I see,
And I see you wanna be like me,
All I can say is, let your mind free,
Get out of the box, with it's locks, on the docks,
Flow with the river, the sand in a glass,
I'll just keep comming, my rhymes are vast,
I've been bitten just now,
Newcomer to the show,
And imm gonna show you how,
Yes, the newb is gonna know,
If you can't find the mind,
And you can't find the soul,
Your gonna fall flat,
take your time,or it's droll,
You can do better I hope that you bring it,
Cause so far I'm still king, and Ive only winged it ;)
👑👑👑 Bruenor -
Ramjet wrote:
DamnnnnnTweek wrote:
What is this? South park with the vulgarity?
Between all of you, there's a similarity.
Your weak and poorly thought out words, they are embarrassing
Sit back and let the best of us do our thing
For now, I'm out, but you should fear my return
Or wait eagerly so that you can learn
What true skill is when your playing this game
I'm the fucking boss, MC is my nameMC is your name if you're a Meager Cuckold,
are these extraneous words large enough to fit up your gaping butthole?,
think you're the boss of me? You haven't got a prayer,
I'll go 'south' on your wife and 'park' myself there -
Bruenor wrote:
We've been cported
Not like being deported,
I tried his rhyme in one breath,
Couldn't get it goin,
Some of the lines stoped flowing,
Pretty good for showing,
That you better be going,I am king, of all I see,
And I see you wanna be like me,
All I can say is, let your mind free,
Get out of the box, with it's locks, on the docks,
Flow with the river, the sand in a glass,
I'll just keep comming, my rhymes are vast,
I've been bitten just now,
Newcomer to the show,
And imm gonna show you how,
Yes, the newb is gonna know,
If you can't find the mind,
And you can't find the soul,
Your gonna fall flat,
take your time,or it's droll,
You can do better I hope that you bring it,
Cause so far I'm still king, and Ive only winged it ;)
👑👑👑 BruenorI'll let you have this round, I concede,
Cuz this shit was just Too Long; Did Not Read -
Ramjet wrote:
Oh come on ramjet to be lazy, rhyme offs are supposed to take time and get really crazy!Bruenor wrote:
We've been cported
Not like being deported,
I tried his rhyme in one breath,
Couldn't get it goin,
Some of the lines stoped flowing,
Pretty good for showing,
That you better be going,I am king, of all I see,
And I see you wanna be like me,
All I can say is, let your mind free,
Get out of the box, with it's locks, on the docks,
Flow with the river, the sand in a glass,
I'll just keep comming, my rhymes are vast,
I've been bitten just now,
Newcomer to the show,
And imm gonna show you how,
Yes, the newb is gonna know,Your gonna fall flat,
take your time,or it's droll,
You can do better I hope that you bring it,
Cause so far I'm still king, and Ive only winged it ;)
👑👑👑 BruenorI'll let you have this round, I concede,
Cuz this shit was just Too Long; Did Not Read -
For bruenor and ramjet...
Just so u know,
I like what u spit,
But put the mic down,
Cause y'all heads full of shit,I spit with intention,
On shutting everyone down,
Your like the twin towers,
Done fell to the ground,Call me a terrorist,
A maniac or whatever u like,
Just get tucked in bed,
I'm gonna lay u down tonight,They call me cport,
I'm up and down the coast,
Got more footprints than Jesus,
With the long hair of course,Sittin back sippin wine,
Blunt filled with that lime,
Eyes always low,
U never know what's on my mind,I'm from the dirty south,
Where shit gets gritty,
U from sesame street,
Suckin elmos titties,Sorry for offending,
I could give a fuck less,
U might be holy,
I know I'm possessed,So come gather round,
U wanna know more,
The way y'all are rapping,
Done put the whole forum in a snore,So plz stop tryin,
Ur gonna fall flat,
Like a tire on the highway,
One pop and that's that....Just sayin..... XD
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^^^
ahemInspector, we all know you use your magnifying glass,
To help you locate your tiny dick in your pants,
What do you investigate, bro? you can't find shit,
Your girlfriend told me you couldn't even find her clit,An Internet game P.I.? what the hell is that worth?,
I can do your whole job with one single google search,
Think your Philip Marlowe, but you know,
You look and act more like Inspector Clouseau,
'My dear Watson, you know it's elementary,
I like to get buttf***ed so I chill at penitentiaries,'
Callin ME out, bro? you don't have the stones,
I'll pull a Sherlock and send you all back to your 'Homes',And Inspector, while you're chatting on Pal with your turf friends,
I'm in the bedroom inspecting your girlfriend.
Was this rap long enough for you, brother?
Cuz I know you and your girl like it when it's longer -
That was for tweak too...
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