💀🔥ϮuƦƑ ῲA͜ʀՏ ῲㅌㅌҡʟץ ʗօƝϮㅌՏϮՏ🔥💀 ㄚօ ϻʘϻϻA͜ ßA͜ϮϮʟㅌՏ🔥💀
Forums › General Discussion › 💀🔥ϮuƦƑ ῲA͜ʀՏ ῲㅌㅌҡʟץ ʗօƝϮㅌՏϮՏ🔥💀 ㄚօ ϻʘϻϻA͜ ßA͜ϮϮʟㅌՏ🔥💀-
The yo momma battles have begun!
- Please no crude insults
- Absolutely NO disrespect to nickVoting ends at 2/9/12 9:00 PM central time!
Let the games begin!
-
Yo mommas so stupid she sold the car to pay for gas
-
Yo mommas like a brick, she's flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
- No offense to anyone.
-
Your momma's so hairy you were born with a rugburn
-
Yo mama had sex twice in high school , once with the football team and once with the basketball team
-
Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to KFC, she asks for the bucket on the roof!!!
-
Yo mamas so dumb her teacher told her to do a essay and she came back to school pregnant
-
Yo mamas so fat last year we took her Christmas picture and it's still printing
Yo mamas so ugly her birth cirtificate is an apology letter from the condom factory
Yo mamas so poor when the garbidge truck comes she runs after it with a shopping list
-
Yo momma gave birth at least once
-
To mommas so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl
-
Yo mama so short she models for trophies (🏆like this one I just got)
-
Yo mommas so fat that she's on the bottom
-
Yo mama so dumb she thought "Wu Tang" was an Asian orange drink
-
mr gagnsta wrote:
😂😂 I vote this one 😂😂Yo mamas so poor when the garbidge truck comes she runs after it with a shopping list
-
Yo mammas so ugly she turned medusa to stone
Yo mammas so fat that when she goes to the zoo elephabts throw peanuts at her!
Yo mammas so fat she uses the empire state building as a toothpick and the pacific ocean as a bathtub
-
To mamas so stupid I put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool and she drowned
To mamas cookin so bad that ur family prays after they eat
To mamas so ugly that her face looks like it caught on fire so ur family tried to put it out with a fork
-
Yo mama so dumb she took a tape measure to bed to see how long she slept
-
Your mamas so fat, that when she put on her yellow rain coat to get the mail that three kids tried to catch a ride to school
Your mama had sex with a Brazilian , how many is a Brazilian anyway ?
-
Yo momma so blind even the windows in her house have a prescription.
-
Yo mama so fat, when you look through her fat rolls, you'll find narnia.
-
Yo mama so dumb she put lipstick on her head, so she could make-up her mind
-
It's 10:22 where I am. But anyways.
Yo mama so fat she could eat her fingers after eating twenty bags of cheato's.
-
Yo mamas so fat when she jumped out the window she got stuck in air ( it was a huge windo😉)
-
Yo momma is so fat that even Dora can't explore her
-
My momma so poor she walks down the street with one shoe... And if u ask if she lost a shoe shell be like no, I just found one
-
Yo mamas so poor, she can't afford free samples.
-
Yo mamas so old, when she was born, the dead sea was just gettin sick
-
Yo mammas so poor, when i came over for dinner she had 3 beans. I took one and she said "don't be greedy!"
-
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her age and she died
-
Yo mama so poor she only walks around with One shoe, an when someone asks her did she lose a shoe she says "no I found one"
-
To mamas so old she has a pic of Jesus in her year book
![[][]](https://turfwarsapp.com/img/app/ajax-forbutton.gif)
Purchase Respect Points NEW! · Support · Turf Map · Terms · Privacy
©2021 MeanFreePath LLC