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✯МяΛиоиγмоυs✯ wrote:
They are all over Texas, jokes on you.@Degradable Z
No offense just means "I'm going to offend you, but don't get mad at me.
And Mexican construction workers aren't that common. So the jokes on you.
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Yo mamma's so stupid under emergency contact she put 911
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Yo momma so stupid she's stupid.
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Yo momma so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball.
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Yo mamas so stupid she got run over by a parked car
Your mamas so stupid she tried tp dor -
Yo momma so fat she has her own northern lights.
She so fat she has to shower at niagra.
Yo momma so fat she fell asleep on the beach and greenpeace started throwing water over her.
She so fat she don't have a waist line... She has her own coastline.
She so fat that when she was born the moon moved 6000 miles closer to earth.
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DAMN I WASNT DONE! anyway
Yo mamas so stupid she tried to drown a fish
Yo mamas so stupid she locked herself out of her motocycle
Yo mamas so stupid when she got locked in the grocery store overnight she starved to death
Yo mamas so fat when she walked into a store and told a joke, nobody laughed but the floor cracked up -
Yo mama so stupid she bought 65000 shanks for her mob of 18, and complained when she always lost fights.
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Yo momma so fat she farted back in 1963 and it's yet to break the surface
Yo momma so old and fat she alone caused the irish potato famine.
Yo momma so fat she went to japan the other year and jumped off the plane.
Yo momma so fat they faked the moon landing on her left breast.
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You moms like a tv even a three year old can turn her on
Your moms like a hardware store 5 cents to screw
Your moms like a door knob everyone takes there turns
Your moms so fat when god said let there be light he meant move bītch
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Yo mama so stupid she talks in third person
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Your mom so stupid she put her code one the gd forum lol
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Yo mamma's so stupid &fat under emergency contact she put KFC
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Yourplague wrote:
My voteYour moms so fat when god said let there be light he meant move bītch
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YOU wrote:
Yo momma so stupid, I asked if she wanted to plant a turf, she grabbed a peice of the lawn and burried it.
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Degradable Z wrote:
Which was exactly why I got offended, because I'm tired of people telling me to go mow their lawn/ build their homes✯МяΛиоиγмоυs✯ wrote:
They are all over Texas, jokes on you.@Degradable Z
No offense just means "I'm going to offend you, but don't get mad at me.
And Mexican construction workers aren't that common. So the jokes on you.
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Bruenor wrote:
😳😹😹😹👆👍Yo mamas so old, when she was born, the dead sea was just gettin sick
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Yo mamas so stupid, none of the yo mama jokes on this thread can match her stupidity.
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big boy beans wrote:
Mexicans are cool. Just saying.Degradable Z wrote:
Which was exactly why I got offended, because I'm tired of people telling me to go mow their lawn/ build their homes✯МяΛиоиγмоυs✯ wrote:
They are all over Texas, jokes on you.@Degradable Z
No offense just means "I'm going to offend you, but don't get mad at me.
And Mexican construction workers aren't that common. So the jokes on you.
My best mate is African, my other best mate is aboriginal ... Point is, I'm not racist.
Point to ponder: the joke was still funny. Why do people have to get offended? -
Oh, and I've Dutch, German, Irish, Australian and a few others I don't even remember in me.
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Yo mamas so poor I saw her walkin down the street with one shoe and I asked did you lose a shoe and she said no just found one💁💁💁💁💁💁💁💁
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Yo mama is so FAT she is her own capo.
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☣Golden Dino☣ wrote:
😄😄😄😄😄😂👍👏👏👏👆Yo mamas so stupid, none of the yo mama jokes on this thread can match her stupidity.
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Yo momma so dumb she threw a rock on the the ground and missed.
Yo momma so fat when she sits, around the house she sits AROUND the house
Yo momma so fat she falls off both sides of the bed -
Yo mama is so fat and old columbus land on her by mistake
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Yo mamma so ugly, u asked if she was a girl an' she said I don't know.
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Yo mammas so stupid, she ask if her mamma was a virgin
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Yo mamma so ugly, them gran babies afraid to leave the womb
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Jack and Jill went up a hill to pitch a pale of water. Jack fell down and broke his back, turns out, the hill was your mother.
Yo' mammas like the MBTA, everyone gets a ride, as long as they pay the price.
Yo' mammas so poor, when I visited her trailer, a rat tripped me and 3 cockroaches stole my wallet.
Yo' mammas so ugly, she went to an Ugly Competition and they said "Sorry, no professionals Sir."
Yo' mammas so poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the street and I said "What are you doing today?" She said "Moving."
And can we stop with that lame shoe joke? 3 times already!
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Your momma is so ugly she had to put on make up to be on the radio.
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