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Degradable Z wrote:
I take huge offense to this, assYo mommas like a brick, she's flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
- No offense to anyone.
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Yo mommas so poor that when the April 27th tornado hit Tuscaloosa, her property suffered $100,000 worth of improvements.
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big boy beans wrote:
Im Mex and I didn'tDegradable Z wrote:
I take huge offense to this, assYo mommas like a brick, she's flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
- No offense to anyone.
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☣Golden Dino☣ wrote:
Oh, then we chill bro ;)big boy beans wrote:
Im Mex and I didn'tDegradable Z wrote:
I take huge offense to this, assYo mommas like a brick, she's flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
- No offense to anyone.
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I was wondering how long until someone got offended. Haha!! Smile. It's all in good fun.
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☣Golden Dino☣ wrote:
Samebig boy beans wrote:
Im Mex and I didn'tDegradable Z wrote:
I take huge offense to this, assYo mommas like a brick, she's flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
- No offense to anyone.
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Yo momma so fat,when she got on the scale, she said ,"Hey, that's my phone number!"
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big boy beans wrote:
Hey 'ass', Can you read I said,"No offense to anyone." Now hush, 'ass'.Degradable Z wrote:
I take huge offense to this, assYo mommas like a brick, she's flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
- No offense to anyone.
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Degradable Z wrote:
Here we go😒big boy beans wrote:
Hey 'ass', Can you read I said,"No offense to anyone." Now hush, 'ass'.Degradable Z wrote:
I take huge offense to this, assYo mommas like a brick, she's flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
- No offense to anyone.
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Degradable Z wrote:
I said were chill so were chill. I can post my opinions if I want tobig boy beans wrote:
Hey 'ass', Can you read I said,"No offense to anyone." Now hush, 'ass'.Degradable Z wrote:
I take huge offense to this, assYo mommas like a brick, she's flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
- No offense to anyone.
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big boy beans wrote:
Sorry, my hillbilly instincts reacted upon you with tremendous force😜Degradable Z wrote:
I said were chill so were chill. I can post my opinions if I want tobig boy beans wrote:
Hey 'ass', Can you read I said,"No offense to anyone." Now hush, 'ass'.Degradable Z wrote:
I take huge offense to this, assYo mommas like a brick, she's flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
- No offense to anyone.
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Yo mammas so fat she sat on a rainbow and it made skittles
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Degradable Z wrote:
It's all good brahbig boy beans wrote:
Sorry, my hillbilly instincts reacted upon you with tremendous force😜Degradable Z wrote:
I said were chill so were chill. I can post my opinions if I want tobig boy beans wrote:
Hey 'ass', Can you read I said,"No offense to anyone." Now hush, 'ass'.Degradable Z wrote:
I take huge offense to this, assYo mommas like a brick, she's flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
- No offense to anyone.
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Yo mammas so fat when a bus full of white kids drove by she yelled COME BACK TWINKY!!!!
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Yo mama so poor that when you stepped into a puddle she says "hey get out of the bath tub!!!!"
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Your mamas so fat she has her own zip code
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Yo momma so fat her shadow cracks the ground.
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🔨Wulfgar🔨 wrote:
Your moms like a shotgun...To cocks, and she blows.Yo momma so fat her shadow cracks the ground.
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Ya momma so fat she uses a VCR for
A beeper!.
Ya momma so fat that when she
Jumps up in the air she
Gets stuck
Ya momma's so old that she played kickball with the hebrews.
Ya momma is so dumb that she tripped over the cord of a cordless phone -
Yo momma's so fat when she went to the beach the whales started singin "We are family, I got all my sisters and me"
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travdog70 wrote:
This made me lol😂😂😂Yo mamas so dumb her teacher told her to do a essay and she came back to school pregnant
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Yo momma's so ugly, after she was born, her mother said,"What a treasure!" and her father said,"Let's bury it.".
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YO mama's so old, that when I told her to act her age, she died.
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Yo mama so fat she uses the rings of Saturn as a belt.
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travdog70 wrote:
I added mine but vote for this one.Yo mamas so dumb her teacher told her to do a essay and she came back to school pregnant
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Ya momma is so fat that they banned her from wearing Malcolm X jackets cause helicopters kept trying to land on her back.
Ya momma is so fat, that she fell and broke her leg and gravy poured out.
Ya momma is so ugly that they had to tie a porkchop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Ya momma is so fat that she uses pillow cases for socks.
Ya momma is so stupid she thought boyz 2 men was a daycare center.
Ya momma is so old, she owes Moses a quarter.
I'm gonna quit here, but I could go on all day. I don't know what y'all call this but we call this playing Dozens. This is what we did for fun when I was a kid, and I was the king of Dozens! Lol -
Yo mamas like a vacume she sucks blows and then gets laid in the closet
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Ur mama is so fat when she dances the band skips.
Ur mama is so fat she has other smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Ur mama is so fat I told her to haul ass and it took her 3 trips.
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Ur mama is like a crescent wrench every time I see her my nuts get tight.
Ur mama is so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch.
Ur mama been on food stamps so long her picture is on one (I remember when they were actually paper). -
@Degradable Z
No offense just means "I'm going to offend you, but don't get mad at me.
And Mexican construction workers aren't that common. So the jokes on you.
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