TurfWars Rhyme-off
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I'm a poet
And I know it:
Choose my turf,
Then I sow it,
Hire a smurf,
Just to grow it:
Get my money,
And I blow it,
It ain't funny,
So I throw it (clarification needed here. Throw it, similar to chuck it, a contraction of the Australian term 'chuck it in', meaning 'give up'.)My poem just died. Dammit!
Your turn, friends!
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So throw it, could also mean your "set" as in "throw your set in tha muffukkin air".....or to represent one's neighborhood in which they currently reside...
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Ding,dong,ditch
My grandmas a snitch
My brother has a twitch
We r not like Harry potter and play some quidditch
Cause we r not that big of a bitchh!!! -
♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Not a poem. You wrote proseI'm a poet
And I know it:
Choose my turf,
Then I sow it,
Hire a smurf,
Just to grow it:
Get my money,
And I blow it,
It ain't funny,
So I throw it (clarification needed here. Throw it, similar to chuck it, a contraction of the Australian term 'chuck it in', meaning 'give up'.)My poem just died. Dammit!
Your turn, friends!
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Bruenor, his axe did swing,
At the trolls and noob-y things,
They spam and swear,
Bomb here and there,
And Most of the time start a V -
Raikou didn't know what to do
But not to quit was what she knew
So she huffed and she puffed
And Sabin blew her house down
But now she's a friend
With an upside down frown -
There once was a guy
He stole my pie
Then he died...I wonder who killed him...😲🔫
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Anyone get it?
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My name is bob
Turf wars is my hop
Like me second job
My dads name is rob
He like corn on the cob
I bet this is making you sob
I need a bigger mob
Its alright
I can Still fight
With all my might
I will loose
It's not what I choose
Then I will sing the blues
I get gas at hugh's
Sit In the pews
I got to go
This is an all time low:( -
I'm the inspector
Your problems investigator,
I have the skill to find the story
And do it really quickly if your in a hurry
I have all these v invites that don't seem right,
if I catch you lying or holding the story up your out of my sight.
I have two new neighbors that like to tax
And I also have a friend that likes to axe,
Now this last rhyme may not sound good to you,
But trust me my bro or sis I'll settle the feud,
Now I know a lot of you aresomething of a big instigator
And like to screw with others just to start a war
So let me put this in a perspective that you can understand
Just remember the winner in this game is the one with the most mob and land. -
There once was a man from Dundee,
Whose limericks always ended on line three.
He doesn't know why.I'll come out with a legit one later, but I thought this was funny and relevant enough to post. Happy rhyming!
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ϻץ ƝA͜ϻㅌ ɪՏ ÐㅌɠʀA͜ɖA͜ʙʟㅌ ℤ
Ϯʜㅌ ǤʀㅌA͜ϮㅌՏϮ ㅌÐįϮօƦ γʘuʟ ㅌ۷ㅌʀ Տㅌㅌ
ɪϻ Ϯʜㅌ ƝɪʗㅌՏϮ ɠuץ ɪ ʗA͜ɴ ßㅌ
juՏϮ ɖʘɲϮ ցㅌϮ ʘɲ Ϯђㅌ βA͜Ð Տɪɖㅌ ʘʄ ϻㅌ
ƊɪƊ ɪ ϻㅌƝϮɪʘŋ ɪ ῲA͜ʂ ώҥɪϮㅌ ɪϮʂ ßʟA͜ՏǷʜㅌϻㄚ -
Zebulon Pike wrote:
Ah, is see what you meanThere once was a man from Dundee,
Whose limericks always ended on line three.
He doesn't know why.I'll come out with a legit one later, but I thought this was funny and relevant enough to post. Happy rhyming!
And understand where this poem shortly will be ending
Now.😁
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Bump
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I'm up to my knees
In zero calories
Pepsi to my max -
Yea I win
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Lil big shot wrote:
You have not won win or get a prizeYea I win
As I foresee it I have won in my own eyes. -
🔎Ϯʜė IɴsǷeʗ†oŗ🔫 wrote:
Your foreseeing is fine, but if you check my rhyme, you'd see it was done, and it's me who wonLil big shot wrote:
You have not won win or get a prizeYea I win
As I foresee it I have won in my own eyes. -
I only write love poems and I kick ass at it
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Bruenor wrote:
No no we all know I clearly won🔎Ϯʜė IɴsǷeʗ†oŗ🔫 wrote:
Your foreseeing is fine, but if you check my rhyme, you'd see it was done, and it's me who wonLil big shot wrote:
You have not won win or get a prizeYea I win
As I foresee it I have won in my own eyes. -
Let's investigate
How noobs agitate
Mobbing up too late
Posting threads of hate
And we take the bait
Knowing their whines await
ER is their fateI'm baking a cake
Who wants some? -
Bruenor wrote:
I have a objection to that very quote, I will not give in, no I won't, So I see that you are good with your tools, but go out side buy a dog, go jump in a pool, it is me who won, fair and square, now that's a true rhyme my boy and it's sitting right there.🔎Ϯʜė IɴsǷeʗ†oŗ🔫 wrote:
Your foreseeing is fine, but if you check my rhyme, you'd see it was done, and it's me who wonLil big shot wrote:
You have not won win or get a prizeYea I win
As I foresee it I have won in my own eyes. -
I do is it vanilla cake
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Lil big shot wrote:
Haha you think that don't you but I'm afraid not, as your name may say your only a trick shot, a one trick pony if I might add, also as a side note your rhymes are quite sad.Bruenor wrote:
No no we all know I clearly won🔎Ϯʜė IɴsǷeʗ†oŗ🔫 wrote:
Your foreseeing is fine, but if you check my rhyme, you'd see it was done, and it's me who wonLil big shot wrote:
You have not won win or get a prizeYea I win
As I foresee it I have won in my own eyes. -
🔎Ϯʜė IɴsǷeʗ†oŗ🔫 wrote:
Yes but as we all know I am a unicorn clown from Pluto seeking revenge on the people who declared it not a planetLil big shot wrote:
Haha you think that don't you but I'm afraid not, as your name may say your only a trick shot, a one trick pony if I might add, also as a side note your rhymes are quite sad.Bruenor wrote:
No no we all know I clearly won🔎Ϯʜė IɴsǷeʗ†oŗ🔫 wrote:
Your foreseeing is fine, but if you check my rhyme, you'd see it was done, and it's me who wonLil big shot wrote:
You have not won win or get a prizeYea I win
As I foresee it I have won in my own eyes. -
Lil big shot wrote:
🔎Ϯʜė IɴsǷeʗ†oŗ🔫 wrote:
Wow are you serious? That didn't even rhyme, maybe you should think before posting next time.Lil big shot wrote:
Yes but as we all know I am a unicorn clown from Pluto seeking revenge on the people who declared it not a planetBruenor wrote:
Haha you think that don't you but I'm afraid not, as your name may say your only a trick shot, a one trick pony if I might add, also as a side note your rhymes are quite sad.🔎Ϯʜė IɴsǷeʗ†oŗ🔫 wrote:
Your foreseeing is fine, but if you check my rhyme, you'd see it was wonLil big shot wrote:
You have not won win or get a prizeYea I win
As I foresee it I have won in my own eyes. -
U should go to Uranus
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Now as you see the winner is me, no one, not even thumbed, he cant even beat this cause he knows I just won, now I grow tired of your sad attempts to bring me down, and wtf is the deal about shot being a clown? But anyways I'm off to bed, now remember kiddies(cause this is important) of what I just said.
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🔎Ϯʜė IɴsǷeʗ†oŗ🔫 wrote:
🎶 your rhyme is fine, quick at keeping up time, but mine I flo, here's what you gonna know, Bruenor is king, of them rhyming things, except, for OTB.Bruenor wrote:
I have a objection to that very quote, I will not give in, no I won't, So I see that you are good with your tools, but go out side buy a dog, go jump in a pool, it is me who won, fair and square, now that's a true rhyme my boy and it's sitting right there.🔎Ϯʜė IɴsǷeʗ†oŗ🔫 wrote:
Lil big shot wrote:
Yea I win
Dont believe my word, well hell I've heard, he done got this thread to see.
I've won this night, as your tucked in tight, your blankie curled up to z-ing, this is whack, that you bought me back, to remind you that I'm KING👑 -
I am addicted to egg rolls thus I have won
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Bruenor wrote:
Oh it's sad to see a poor king fall, is anyone moaning for him, not at all, remember that I am you new head master, and can keep making rhymes even faster, so bring it on your highness for one last fight, cause I have coffee in my veins and can do this all night.🔎Ϯʜė IɴsǷeʗ†oŗ🔫 wrote:
🎶 your rhyme OTB.Bruenor wrote:
I have a objection to n, fair and square, now that's a true rhyme my boy and it's sitting right there.🔎Ϯʜė IɴsǷeʗ†oŗ🔫 wrote:
Lil big shot wrote:
Yea I win
I've won this night, as your tucked in tight, your blankie curled up to z-ing, this is whack, that you bought me back, to remind you that I'm KING👑
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