TurfWars Rhyme-off
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I like coffee can I drink ur veins
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Lil big shot wrote:
No you may not, as I told you before, now please leave the rhyming to the professionals, your quite a bore.(no offense)I like coffee can I drink ur veins
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Haha I Win because u guys r lame
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All these rhyme are good
Like y'all are from the hood
Spitting lyrics like mos def
All the rest of use left
Left with our tounges tied
And our brains fried
How do u beat bruenor
Or I shoulda said sooner
The inspector w/ pea shooter
I best shut my trap
Before I get my turfs capped -
Lil big shot wrote:
Is that true because I think your lying, and your jokes are funny as a old animal dying, so as I said before, I don't think that your in our ranks anymore.Haha I Win because u guys r lame
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🔎Ϯʜė IɴsǷeʗ†oŗ🔫 wrote:
Anymore I've been above ur ranks for yearsLil big shot wrote:
Is that true because I think your lying, and your jokes are funny as a old animal dying, so as I said before, I don't think that your in our ranks anymore.Haha I Win because u guys r lame
Ziiiiing!!!!
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Can't waste my time throwing a rhyme , if I dont get some sleep my @$$ will beat, and If I can't get the green ill miss out on the turf wars scene nite everybody Elvis has left the building
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Elvis really how old r u
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spacetoast wrote:
Oh looky here a new challenge to defeat, come on kid let's play, make sure not to miss the beat, now before I start to destroy you there is one little thing, are you good at making limericks and or rhyming? As I see it you just made that up in a flash, and to be honest it sounds like it came out of your ass,All these rhyme are good
Like y'all are from the hood
Spitting lyrics like mos def
All the rest of use left
Left with our tounges tied
And our brains fried
How do u beat bruenor
Or I shoulda said sooner
The inspector w/ pea shooter
I best shut my trap
Before I get my turfs capped -
I have an ass thus I win again🐴
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My ass -
⌖🔥Belial🔥⌖ wrote:
Yeah I know it's not a poem lol. My bad for calling it one. It rhymes, and as long as posts rhyme (prefferably about turfwars), it belongs in this thread 😉♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Not a poem. You wrote proseI'm a poet
And I know it:
Choose my turf,
Then I sow it,
Hire a smurf,
Just to grow it:
Get my money,
And I blow it,
It ain't funny,
So I throw it (clarification needed here. Throw it, similar to chuck it, a contraction of the Australian term 'chuck it in', meaning 'give up'.)My poem just died. Dammit!
Your turn, friends!
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🔎Ϯʜė IɴsǷeʗ†oŗ🔫 wrote:
Nicely done, this is truespacetoast wrote:
Oh looky here a new challenge to defeat, come on kid let's play, make sure not to miss the beat, now before I start to destroy you there is one little thing, are you good at making limericks and or rhyming? As I see it you just made that up in a flash, and to be honest it sounds like it came out of your ass,All these rhyme are good
Like y'all are from the hood
Spitting lyrics like mos def
All the rest of use left
Left with our tounges tied
And our brains fried
How do u beat bruenor
Or I shoulda said sooner
The inspector w/ pea shooter
I best shut my trap
Before I get my turfs capped
Fresh out the ass for you
I knew I was going to be beat
But couldn't resist the defeat
Had to try my game
To cure boredom more then seek fame -
Lil big shot wrote:
Ubove our ranks? I think you mean below, also you reply a bit slow, so let me help you with a few quick tips, make sure that something funny atleast comes out of your lips, you see that rhyming isn't a game of fun, well it is actually to me(who has won.) but who cares the king is dead now time to give thumbs some lead, I havent seen him comment but heard he was done, also why do you guys keep posting? I told you already Iv won!🔎Ϯʜė IɴsǷeʗ†oŗ🔫 wrote:
Anymore I've been above ur ranks for yearsLil big shot wrote:
Is that true because I think your lying, and your jokes are funny as a old animal dying, so as I said before, I don't think that your in our ranks anymore.Haha I Win because u guys r lame
Ziiiiing!!!!
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Don't be hating on him man, cause thazz messed up, you know I got these lines that leave your brain f-ed up. As near as I can tell, dude, your dropping the beat, that fact that your still in this, ain't no small feat. Bruenor is getting sweeter, as these lines go along, eventually man this'll make up a song.
We're TurfWars players all, boy and girl, big and small, but if you can't respond to this, well it ain't your call. Inspector, you be schooling them noobs on the rhyme, while I'm off on my own, havin a good time. this battles comming to an end as we set down for the night, now I wonder whos next, 'fore we turn out the light....
Bring it on 👑 -
watch the rap battle parody on YouTube. I already won
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Gangstalicious
Mind too vicious
Eat MC's all day, hmmm delicious
My whole crew up in this
No doubt we gonna win this
Smack up ya moms like I smacked up Johnny ginnesHa
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Very interesting, and try to instigate, but I'm not going to lower myself to take your bait, your trying to fool me with worthless words and rhymes, as far as you can tell I have already passed the finish line, but I do grow weary to you and your posts, but let's ask the community who they like the most? you on the other hand are taking your sweet time, not even close to how long it takes to make one of mine, but please insult me if you must, but right now my friend your rhymes are now bust.
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Ok I give yall got the rhymes
I couldn't top if I was in my prime
That's no pea shooter , that's a rhyme cannon
Yall got me thread pannin
Just to steal words that match
And find something I can snatch
Bruenor that was a song
Y'all proved me wrong
I lay my fiddle of gold at your feet
Spacetoast has been beat -
YOU wrote:
I wasn't sure exactly what 'prose' was: I had the general idea, but when I googled it, I came to the conclusion that my rhyme isn't really prose. It's still not really a poem, it's kinda more like a rap I guess 😝⌖🔥Belial🔥⌖ wrote:
Yeah I know it's not a poem lol. My bad for calling it one. It rhymes, and as long as posts rhyme (prefferably about turfwars), it belongs in this thread 😉♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Not a poem. You wrote proseI'm a poet
And I know it:
Choose my turf,
Then I sow it,
Hire a smurf,
Just to grow it:
Get my money,
And I blow it,
It ain't funny,
So I throw it (clarification needed here. Throw it, similar to chuck it, a contraction of the Australian term 'chuck it in', meaning 'give up'.)My poem just died. Dammit!
Your turn, friends!
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@spacetoast
It's good to see that he knows when to quit, I wish that other people here had the same sportsmanship, now run along my brother for something you might want to miss, I think I'm about to take a good long piss. The king of sorts is getting on my nerves, and trying to play me by making these sharp curves, however he doesn't know that I'm a tail right behind, and probably doesnt even know that I have already invaded his mind. -
My rhyme is bust, says you in your line, and what's that part about me takin my sweet time? I got you beat man, inspector or no, youaords like sand, but do they really flo? Maby in your head, but out here it's no show. If your gonna make a rhyme make it short and to the topic, and if your gonna pick it up, boy, you know your gonna drop it. It ain't about win or lose, this all be in fun, and with that said, my time is done. My kingdom still stands, and I reign Supreme, rhyming over you bout all these things, but your right, take a vote, we let the people decide....
All you turfers out there watching us slide, me or him, in you hands, we now laying our rhymes,
Vote Inspector, or Bruenor, cause we can't decide 👑 -
time to spit a rhyme
just read my name
no sound like a mime
the inspector got game
to bad my words
put him to shame
no disrespect don't ER me
I'm just a n00bie
trying to get recognized
without being criminalized
without being penalized
I've gone through rough times
people u cant trust
they've got such a lust
for being a bully
it's like really
we had peace
until my turf stated paying lease
I've been capped multiple times
but I never left
touch love for the game of crimes -
too much**
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Bruenor wrote:
Hey! What about me?!My rhyme is bust, says you in your line, and what's that part about me takin my sweet time? I got you beat man, inspector or no, youaords like sand, but do they really flo? Maby in your head, but out here it's no show. If your gonna make a rhyme make it short and to the topic, and if your gonna pick it up, boy, you know your gonna drop it. It ain't about win or lose, this all be in fun, and with that said, my time is done. My kingdom still stands, and I reign Supreme, rhyming over you bout all these things, but your right, take a vote, we let the people decide....
All you turfers out there watching us slide, me or him, in you hands, we now laying our rhymes,
Vote Inspector, or Bruenor, cause we can't decide 👑 -
You think so but I admire your post, you actually still think that you are loved the most, well let's see in just a few short minutes and show who won, you played a good game sir but there can only be one, my smoothness I think is quite fine, and you don't think I can still rhyme? I thought this was about poems at first, which I have to tell you took a turn for the worst. So vote wisely my fellows(btw this was pretty neat), and show the king who has taken the thrown from under his feet.
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We've got a mob to fight,
And we're gonna do it right,
Cos we know how to kill
Long as we're standin' still,
They got a war in front,
They ain't facin' any ol' grunt,
They ain't gonna sleep t'nite,
Cos we'll finish em right.They'll tell the story in history
Omit no details, bloody or gory,
An' they'll cheer us on forever,
Cos they all know we'll never,
No we'll never give in. -
🔎Ϯʜė IɴsǷeʗ†oŗ🔫 wrote:
C'mon lads. Stop posting like this. Put each new line, on a new line! Makes for easier readin' 😉You think so but I admire your post, you actually still think that you are loved the most, well let's see in just a few short minutes and show who won, you played a good game sir but there can only be one, my smoothness I think is quite fine, and you don't think I can still rhyme? I thought this was about poems at first, which I have to tell you took a turn for the worst. So vote wisely my fellows(btw this was pretty neat), and show the king who has taken the thrown from under his feet.
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The title says Rhyme, nothing bout a poet... Or maby you can't read it, just didn't know it? I'll admit one thing, as this time goes on, my brain is getting scrambled,late tonight, wanna yawn.
Your flo is still a shame, only picking up half, and half won't bring a win, no matter how you do the math. You wanna take my throne, from under my feet?, I'll tell you rigt now, I hold a heavy seat. This king cannot be beaten, as we're waiting for the signs, just to prove to you I'm better, I'll make this my last rhyme.
You keep up all in here, acting like a fool, when you know that early tommorrow, your heading back to school. You think a rap battle gives you grounds to sleep in? I hate to tell you boy, it don't, so give in. To curl up in your blanket, because you know I'm right, shut down the itouch, and flick off the light. We'll come back tomorrow, waiting for the votes to roll,
Though we both already know its for me, the bell tolls.
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Seriously no commenters? Sheesh this was a waste, these people aparently have good taste. Well I'm off to bed , now that the coffee is done, and come back tomorrow morning to claim the title that I won.
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Bruenor wrote:
Night!The title says Rhyme, nothing bout a poet... Or maby you can't read it, just didn't know it? I'll admit one thing, as this time goes on, my brain is getting scrambled,late tonight, wanna yawn.
Your flo is still a shame, only picking up half, and half won't bring a win, no matter how you do the math. You wanna take my throne, from under my feet?, I'll tell you rigt now, I hold a heavy seat. This king cannot be beaten, as we're waiting for the signs, just to prove to you I'm better, I'll make this my la.
You keep up all in here, acting like a fool, when you know that early tommorrow, your heading back to school. You think a rap battle gives you grounds to sleep in? I hate to tell you boy, it don't, so give in. To curl up in your blanket, because you know I'm right, shut down the itouch, and flick off the light. We'll come back tomorrow, waiting for the votes to roll,
Though we both already know its for me, the bell tolls.
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